Torvalds in two years, on the 20th anniversary of Linux, they think of the Nobel Prize to be issued, that’s why it’s worth getting sick!!! Not all of that football.

In the trolleybus:
Mom(s), speaks to someone on the phone and does not notice that the child 3-4 years old(s), sitting at the window carefully licking the glass. Unable to withstand, a woman standing next to her, draws her mother's attention to the child's occupation:
M is My son!! What are you doing?? to
R is mine.
What are you washing there?? to
City of R, Mom.

I understood! Those who put silencers on cars in childhood had a big crack.

If, you don’t, you know where to put it, it’s better, don’t put it, at all.

My provider just called me.
eMaster: suggested to connect to the inuit...

The telephone conversation:

XXX is Hi! How to do?

YYYYYYYYYYYYYY I need your bit.

I celebrated my friend’s birthday at the house. A clear thing drank a lot, a bathtub, all things... Here one guy, being very drunk, decided to make a sandwich. I took bread, found a bowl of jam, anointed and eaten... So I come to the country next weekend, I think and give us something to eat. I take bread, find this bowl and read on it the following: “A cleansing scrape for the body.” Bananas, peaches, oranges" I think to tell him, or not?))

I have a non-aggression pact with my conscience: she doesn’t bite me – I don’t have her.

XXX is
Dear Unknown Resident of Aska...If you have a drop of fantasy and a drop of free time, you could not participate in this survey (well, you really need to get out of the seminar)))..Just answer the question: with what color you are associated with...
1 The Power
2 Leadership
Three love
4 Friendship
5 reliability
6 The Success
7 Creativity
8 work
Thanks in advance

YYYY
white orange, orange, white-green, blue, white-blue, green, white-brown, brown

XXX is:
In short..I live in a village, in order to get to school you need to go through the forest, there to the city..But it doesn't matter, I come out of the house then I go on such a country street..All have a fence and dogs..Well I have a home 3-4 to go and I am near the forest. So in one house lives 2 dogs..Well, one of them is wild...As soon as I pass one of these dogs on me begins badly so, wildly laughing...So here..And the second time is not lost in vain:) she approaches this seam from behind and begins to actually perform her dog duty, well here...As long as I go, one dog cheats, the other fucking..As soon as I leave, all the fun goes away..And you understand..I have been going to this school for 3 months and such a job "tactic", now this second good dog is waiting for me in the morning, does not leave the fence...

P.S. I am happy to give some pleasure...

<xxxxx> you don’t know, by the way, but what explains the phenomenon of instantaneous change of eye color in people? Only one of my acquaintances changed the shade three times!
<yyyyyyy> that’s because you just fell in love with her.

Fursenko: "The disadvantage of the Soviet education system was the attempt to form a man-creator, and now the task is to raise a qualified consumer, able to qualifiedly use the results of the creativity of others."

Fuck, even if they didn’t burn.

Online multiplayer game where you have to wander a deer with a human face through the forest and interact with other deer.

What is a life simulator?

gothic (10:43:53 22/11/2009)
I wake up in the morning and feel something warm in my feet.

gothic (10:44:01 22/11/2009)
I am glad, I think Yulkin's feet

gothic (10:44:06 22/11/2009)
Anne is not. The Fuck.

gothic (10:44:10 22/11/2009)
In the sense of blanket.

Are you still looking for something to laugh at?

A friend sent the girl a picture with a rose.

bzzz, 21.11.2009 13:22:43:
I sent her a rose.

Don't panic, 13:23:19
You tell her a movie... tell her a movie.)

bzzz, 13:23:27
and ROFL

<Nunah> I once paid a few thousand and on each is written a bribe
<Nunah> the seller enlightened and held
<Nunah> ((

News of the day on Rambler:

Russian hackers hacked the servers of a British university that deals with climate change issues.

and below:

Are you proud of our hackers? Vote to

XXX is
By the way, Simpey, could you put my headphones on the phone?
YYY
The fucking question...
YYY
Or do you need them to work?

I don’t cheat my girls at all.
Q8: How many do you have? :D