I just put the bricks, that’s why I can’t eat at all. and hungry.
Suitable for colleagues:
Eat my sandwich.
I can’t do it, it hurts. I even got the sauce...

I am now famous in my department.

Valera comes to chat
d0lboiob: Valera, have you watched the movie “Gay Say No”?
Valery: No
Fuck it...
d0lboiob: Yeah, no parso, now ours come, get someone up
...
*taseg comes to chat
Valera: Stas, have you watched the movie "Gay Say No"?
Staseg: What are they saying?
Tagged with: "no"
Valera: The Suco!! to
d0lboiob :D

Hello, there’s a lot to come to us!
Answer: Oh that is cool! Who are you at all?! to

What does the fish symbol mean on the car’s luggage?
yyy: sect, free stone makers, forbidden to swim, fishing club
Zzz: The Witnesses of YAHAZA!!!! to

From the forum about Phobos-Grunt:
This shit could not fly away and fall now is afraid :)

In the head of her, no-be-yes!!! In the paper sheet, this is...

From the Fire:

I'm writing a lecture for the kids on Friday. And you knew that if you swallow plutonium, it will be less toxic to the body than, for example, the same caffeine, although breathing plutonium is no longer recommended - carcinogenic, and it is more toxic than tobacco. It is less toxic than ethyl alcohol. And with Uranus it is better not to bind at all, it is a general cell poison in its pure form. Therefore, if you have to choose - swallow plutonium, from getting it into the body through the esophagus no one has died, except for 26 cases of overdose (it is delicious, what?But as you know, abuse is not important than good does not lead. What is a Plutonium Overdose?

Halik: Today for the first time in half a year opened the cover of the system and understood where the trash is removed from the basket.

A wife with an education of a sexologist and neurologist most professionally fucking her husband's brain.

Yesterday next to the bus a woman spoke to someone (seems to be with her son):
-...Ruslan, do something, clean the snow, go to the movie...well usually when it’s boring, you have to do something, get distracted...well with the team to the movie...come up with a common activity...Ruslan, how can you talk about these people, you’re working with them!...Ruslan, come up with something, you’re the manager!

The Kamchatka Internet is so harsh that it is cheaper to remove a prostitute than to download porn.

My sister works in a building store, she told me.
She has an intern, runs for buyers, offers everything, wants to like it in general, approaches the shelf to write out the goods, the buyer (a solid big uncle) panel needed plastic panels of color, approached looking at the base, the intern regretfully turns around and says, "There is no buck, then it revives and goes on, -You want a pine. The buyer turned red, turned and said "I will think"? has gone. Department of Crying

I went home to the toilet. There is a coin on the bottom of the toilet. One of two: either someone wants to come back, or I live with a golden antelope.

I left a glass of water on the table tonight. At night, the cat stood on the table and little of what he started drinking, and also sneezed there. For the guarantee obvious ><

Statistics have established that the grandchildren on the birthday of the drum in 99% of cases give teeth.

The lips are blurred. She used a scraper for the lips, made a mask, smeared with a balm, a moisturizing glow from the top.
M: My lips are blurred. Dried the skin. Seal

A British scientist said: Anyone who has put on pants at least once will die sooner or later. This is a proven scientific fact. Hence, wearing pants leads to death.

GEMOPO4: Only McLaud will live forever.

Letsmac: He is walking in the kit.

GGMOPO4: That’s why.

It is strange! There are so many species of animals in the world, and the Ministry of Health has not yet invented a new flu.

Nostasia (09:04:29 23/11/2011)

right now in front of the garden Margo put on a pot, she passes by writing from a sleep, I say, well you that, dear, what my daughter gives me:"mother, such a curious situation, let us not spread about it" - I have the gift of speech lost)))
Where did the wise words come from?
She says, I am not a fool.

A great thing of trans
I don’t see that Vinamop is hanging.
UVA : /