What do you think about nihilism?
No matter what, I deny it.

[9:51:45] Yascher: in the Norwegian army all the nakers decided to switch to vegetarianism
[9:54:41] Andrei: in our army soon everyone will be converted to cannibalism

How did you get the green card?
yyy: I’ve been in line for the new iPhone for a long time.

18:00 Ivan: Do you know who "Jean-Claude Van Damme" is?
18:00 Julia: Some kind of catch, and he was still filmed in the Unstoppable, right?
18:01 Ivan: Oh Yulienko... And even Chuck Norris?
18:01 Julia: He’s gay, or something like that
18:02 Ivan: Ahahahahahahahahahahahahah, you are burning!)! to
18:03 Ivan: Are you still there?
18:05 Ivan: Yulia, au!!!! to

and arsenic:

When I was a child, I dreamed of a computer. I need a little personal space. Literally a storage room with a toilet, a computer and a pipe for feeding food. Almost done, lol, now I want the sea.

A friend from work meets a guy who spent two months "sitting" at House-2. I talked to him as if he was an adequate, fun person. In the conversation I ask:
What about two normal people at home?
He replied, even sorry for him:
For the first two weeks, I caught myself in the thought that I was constantly looking for a controller.

here here :
*** by
I read a book on the rider. I forgot the author, turned the reader.
*** by
The fucking! Dick is a great idea! I now want to develop a reader that has additional screen bars on both the back and the sides that show the author and the name!
Well, you read, for example, in the subway, and people "cheresplenish" - so they will know what you are reading and then download (if they want)

And additional functionality on these screens can be hanged!

From WoT Forum
xxx: If the fighting chat was made to coordinate the actions of the allies (as you responded), then why the common fighting chat?
Yyy: To call the enemy the daylight, of course.

Ersten: And I have an accountant, so she is humorous, I respected her directly after this case.
In short, I explain to her the subtleties of MS Word, I see that it is difficult to give. She so characteristically bowed her head and said: "Kudaah!"

I hear in the subway a fragment of a girl’s conversation: “The shoulder of a woman is the face of her husband.”
I presented...

Being in the paleontological museum, the tour guide tells the children about a giant deer (the weight of the horns is 70 kg):
The more horns a deer has, the more friends he has.
An accompanying adult:
The more friends, the more horns.

Q: So what do you know about treasuring the feelings of believers? My friend in the village called the pig Jesus and cut it for Christmas:-(

The daughter rehearses a book of fairy tales, pretending to read the “Frog”:... And the prince says, “Marry me, Frog, you lost my shoe.” And the Cinderella says to him, "You know, Prince, I'm so confused... If I'm going to marry everyone I've lost something, I don't have enough fingers for rings."

The computer store

Two people come in and present themselves as employees of Sberbank
They offer retirement insurance, which I answer that I am not interested in this...

And here is the question -

Re: Do you have a cooler?
Re: Under what socket are you?
Re: We are from the shell
=) is

On Mother’s Day, a six-year-old son asks:
“Daddy, what kind of woman do I need, as cute as my mom?
It will be just as cute.
Well, it will fit you, and I need to be more sympathetic.

And finally, about the torch.
I hope that these emm.. postponed at least one exhibition at the Opening, or it will be fun to hear at the last moment
Where is the torch?
Where in Karagand.

1991 I am at home with my future wife, my penis is wearing a piece of pineapple, and here her parents come in.
and jp.

As for gossip, our brains biologically tend to be friends with 150 people. When you stay alone with one of your friends, you start discussing the remaining 150. If you don’t have 150 friends, then your brain makes you read magazines with gossip to create the illusion that you have 150 of those friends.

Don’t be as stupid as your brain.

My socks have no concepts of "clean" or "worn". There is only a half-life.

I read to my husband that the call of Santa for half an hour is paid in the amount of 6 thousand.
Guess his reaction?
Siddhartha thinks in how many days we can calculate on the mortgage :D
You will be a snowman.
and ah. and pregnant. and Crazy:
And we will talk. Taak, kids, and the one who behaved badly this year is the one our Snowmen eats. and :-)