Once again they began to throw about Ukraine, they will soon adopt another harmful and anti-people law. It is like drinking.

Have you washed your clothes from the frost?

and yes. I cut my socks and broke my jeans.

Quote from the chat: "Honey what you do at work if you are paid $2,000 an hour! All the rest of the time, you’re doing shit!"

My wife is never a blonde. Her headphones broke, she went to the electronics store. He looks at one model, the other, the third then turns to me and says, "The big things are very big, only the size of L, and the M-ok is not." I quietly look at her and turn my headphones on the other side... R is written on the shell.

Nick> If only you could train a protein that when it brings a dusty cloth, it gets a new wet cloth and nuts in return :(

<ululiya> I’ve seen something and can’t develop it now. This huge lunar crater, already painfully it looks like the anus.
<kitty_bark> Well, at least we now know exactly which side of the moon is facing the Earth.

Buying 4K TVs and monitors
Divorce for Idiots
Yyy: agree - family is sacred

And, God save you, don’t read comments on YouTube until lunch!
Hm, there are no others there.
Do not read any of them. You know, I did thirty observations at my clinic. And what do you think? Patients who watched the video but did not read the comments felt excellent. The same ones I specifically forced to read the comments were losing weight!
The GM?
Little of that! Exacerbation of the syndrome "one is wrong" on the Internet, the desire to respond to primitive jokes about "mama", the tendency to insult an opponent, mat incontinence.

Recently, my dad told me that when I was two or three years old and they still lived together with my mom, he had a lot of work for the New Year and he hardly paid attention to me, although he wanted to. He came home, turned off the lights, turned on the tree, slept with me next to me under a large table (I was playing there, a house type) and often quickly fell asleep. But I didn't hinder him, and with great difficulty pulled a large plank from the couch and a pillow and put my dad to sleep.)

I go into the office kitchen, at the open refrigerator in a bending posture, colleague. I can’t see her, she’s too busy. It folds, the cheeks are full of yesterday’s cake with someone’s snails, the eyes are full of fear. Blaia, you are the first to say that coffee with sugar is poison, mac dac is poison, carbohydrates are only up to 12 and no gram of food after 6, except for fiber!



I open up, I don't pay attention to the type - well, a man broke up. And I notice with a lateral sight that the hand with which the cake is grabbed, it wipes out the wall! ! to ! to How is it mine? ! to How is it?

xxx: I read the news - "A poisonous snake plunged into an apartment in the center of Moscow"
yyy: bggg, "Daddy, and grandmother for a long time in visit?"

What is Gdansk?
yyy: the town is like this, they say that now Warsaw and Krakow are already closed for relocating, and everyone is going to Gdansk
XXX is overpopulation.
Lack of offices)
xxx: ahahaha))) will soon be doing the offices eco-open playoffs.
xxx on the street ?
The towns will be built
yyy: the city of Progersk, with the districts of Sharp, Java, Pitons, Pascal Washing and the business center of SiPlusPlus
xxx: stands Warsaw, and next to it built Jarshava)))
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY))
yyy: and there will be another area of margins, hippies, and all kinds of gestures - JavaScript
XXX is forever? ?
YYYYYYYYYYYY
YYY: and in this area the houses are demolished and rebuilt every two days
YYY: periodically building starts from the roof
xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
YYY: and still comes out a beach lounge with a door

xxx: On the "World of Fantasy" in comments the acquisition of rights to Duna discuss
XXX is still on. When I stood on Massyche, they began to make Andromeda.
xxx: Done on Dune - suddenly remembered her and bought the rights
xxx: Well about "Star Wars" can also be counted. I got stuck in 2012 like, and when did Disney buy them and start filming?)
YYY: in 2012
XXX: Then it’s actually lol.
Zzzz: You have to use your talent somehow. Please don’t read Lenin.
zzz: especially in the 17th year

by Incognito_D
Well, here they repaired the book... and ordered the yandaxbruser...
You fucking won’t believe it.
This shit doesn’t go off the site.
I had to jump the point-switcher and not take off the crack in it...
Yandex is jumping.
fucking fucking

SMS from the employee:

Hello, Dear Vasily Timorych, I want to warn you that I will not be able to be at work today due to family circumstances, and please note that this is not related to my alcohol dependence.

A bit of aviation.
The 90s:
A civil aviation pilot arrived in Egypt.
Starts the cleaning of the aircraft - pleds, papers and other garbage.
Pilots forgot to close the cabin. Lie in an open place.
General declaration and other obligatory documents.
The CBS returns to the cabin and grabs his head:
There are no documents - love now will be complete. Cancellation of flights and other delights.
KC is a gray rough uncle who has passed through fire, water and other pipes.
The decision is made to bend the local service staff.
- Agreed with the local chief of the brigade, he builds all the fighters in a row on the runway along the Bordeaux.
The fucks! Do you blya take documents?
and no! No!
Look and Seek!
They sit in bags.
No to!
The chief of the brigade and the CBS are already walking in their bags and looking for them.
They find!! to
Sorry to! Sorry to!
Holi is sorry!
You have to fuck!

I went with a colleague to the garden to pick up the child. On the door a large announcement: "The fee for the UDO has changed". And the prices. Information for the wives of the convicted. It turned out "Institute of preschool education" encrypted. The Soviet model of thinking.

It turns out that it is better to be a domestic cat and lick your ass, but everything else is not *bet

for a cat to lick his ass - the norm
When you become a cat, you won’t worry at all.

Shamway: I go on the subway. Another advertisement at the entrance to the wifi pairs prejudice. Change the image on " customer reviews". I quote: "I delivered very quickly. Qualitatively and conveniently. Everyone is happy"
I thought a lot about the level of service :)

We recently had a show about vegans and children. One of the parents told me that she was vegan and her child was vegan. Somebody said that if you eat breast milk, you are no longer a vegan. Her face had to be seen.