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[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №12590
 13.11.2008
Secretary (00:01:29 10/11/2008)
I can't do without a printer lessons, and Lomonosov came to walk to learn!!! to

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №12589
 13.11.2008
aaa: I finally understood the meaning of the song "In the Caucasus Prisoner"
BBB: What is it?
AA: "It is not very bad to have three wives. But very bad on the other hand".
BBB: And what?
A song celebrating the group, but opposing anal sex.
BBB is fucking.

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №12588
 13.11.2008
Quote about the bag and flowers.

long ago we found in men a bag.. to give flowers - you have to be offended

[ + 42 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №12587
 13.11.2008
You have already posted about the turbo button.
Well, I remember her and cha, better tell me why she is.

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №12586
 13.11.2008
I (13:28:36 5/11/2008)
The roles were played yesterday.

She (13:28:29 5/11/2008)
Who was cooking?

I am (13:28:40 5/11/2008)
by NaH

She (13:28:29 5/11/2008)
It’s bad name, but who cooked it?

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №12585
 13.11.2008
He said, “Give it all! Yellow sponge in your cheek!
She is for X* (no?
This is the kiss of SpongeBob! She said she loves him!

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №12584
 13.11.2008
^_OKSANKA_^: >Yodo> and what your nick means
Yodo: it means a poor but noble and cleverly dressed young man with his lips always tightly compressed, noticing on a white rose leaf a drop of tears falling from the eyes of a beautiful and sad stranger who looked with a dying heart as the rays of the rising sun covered with purple the great summit of фудзи.
Tagged with: ghee

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №12583
 13.11.2008
D.E.Q.T
And to hide ?

Yokohama
I am not doing that hernia.

D.E.Q.T
*sunset from under the table in a hysterical whisper* And what kind of hernia do you do?))

Yokohamma (21:21:01 6/11/2008)
Well, intuition, random ticking, non-standard thinking, brain work on a full coil, desire...))

D.E.Q.t_ (21:22:19 6/11/2008)
Well, intuition, random ticking, non-standard thinking, brain work on a full coil, desire...)) - exactly the same hernia was done by the creators of the whistle)))

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №12582
 13.11.2008
<KERI>: I just remember how we walked and I can't remember how I met you
<GHOST>: aaaa, for mines paid together...
<Ghost> inets*

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №12581
 13.11.2008
She: You are a fool!
I’ll make you a fool now!! to
She says, “Well, you have to educate him.

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №12580
 12.11.2008
Soon a group will appear in contact "for those who hear the iron ball rolling over the ceiling";

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №12579
 12.11.2008
xxx (13:42:15 9/11/2008)
I go to the scientific library and bring you a thread.
zzz (13:42:49 9/11/2008)
Bring beer and pellets.

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №12578
 12.11.2008
The motto of the sleeping tech support: "And let the whole world fall!".

[ + 41 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №12577
 12.11.2008
Fuck, I wave up... on Friday night I sat down for another hour to play the foul 3..... and the suck was teleported on Monday(((

[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №12576
 12.11.2008
Advice for men working alone in a female team:
In order not to hint here on the BASH, that you have begun to grasp in pants and pads, I advise such a receiver: when again ladies will begin to discuss their goats or extraordinary delays with you, do a sour mine, put your head on the palm of your left hand and with a boring look say: "Eh, girls, fuck you no one, and I have no time! " and with a sense of fulfilled duty stick back to the computer (continue reading BASH). Life will play with new colors for you!! to
c) The contras

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №12575
 12.11.2008
This is A.L.I.C.E. Write half a quote!

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №12574
 12.11.2008
I am in the universe dining room. The turn. In front of me is a guy with a girl. I hear this conversation:
D is Sash, give me 10 rubles, I miss it.
P is No, I cannot...
D is Why is?
P is I’m on the laptop...
D is - O_O

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №12573
 12.11.2008
Going to someone else’s mail and not reading a message is like going into a woman’s dressing room and not looking at girls.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №12572
 12.11.2008
if (65==0)
{ is
printf("You guys, this is not a real shit something happened
andquot;
The exit(0 )
} is

[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №12571
 12.11.2008
Going to a gynecologist (G)

Q: What are you protecting?
I: from what?
For example, unwanted pregnancy
Tagged: anal sex

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