I want a cat home. I dreamed of a black cat. I wore an animal in my dream until morning.

Especially for these:

I work as a seller. long time ago. I noticed regulation. If the buyer is a pair, he always pays! Regardless of age and social status. What is the matter? What can I not understand?

You are absolutely right, and I fully support you. M must pay, and J must pack all the goods in bags and drag them home. It is logical, isn’t it?

From Chat WOT:
Does anyone want to have a death note?
What is your name?
by Daniela
- recorded

The best words of Friday: “Give it on Monday.”

This case was in the winter of 1970, during my service in the SSVG (for those who do not know the Group of Soviet troops in Germany).I was at that time a soldier of the first year of service in the reconnaissance and watershed squadron, well, and since our squadron was also a squadron of regulators, we had to participate periodically in various adjustments.Now imagine winter, snow, frosts under 10-15 degrees.Now for this time the division exercises were underway.And we are ensuring the regulation of the flow of movement.I was landed on an unprotected railway crossing in some German country, today.I am standing with myself.There are no our machines, columns.How it turned out, later I learned that in the division headquarters something was broken and a Looking to me a man of 30 years probably, gives me a sandwich with hot sausages and a little cognac,for heating means.Explains to me in German that he also once served in the army of Heydar (so formerly called East Germany-GDR) tankist.In general, I thanked him,and soon and our battalion chief of staff on the beans picked me up.We go further along the route,we come to the intersection on which there should be Mishka,other regulator.And there is no one.Then we look near the intersection of the farm.I was sent there to look for Mishka.I go to the farm,sitting at the table of the German and Mishka, which is called a little warm.So the world is not without good people, gave the Soviet 2 soldiers to freeze, he made

The surgeon performs the operation.
You are my brother, try! He asks for his test. If I die, your aunt will immediately move to your daughter.

On the website with the jur.consultations came the question:

If my girlfriend has been attached to me for a year,Then the guy insistently writes to her Come to a meeting, I’ll come and.. And I beat him for giving up, can they condemn me?

And, a little later, on the same site I find the following:

- Question to lawyers / police officers: if as a result of my attacks on me, can they attract me if I appeal?

The news:

Samsung made a phone with the design of Jackie Chan

The commentary:

And will the phone show unsuccessfully printed SMS and completed calls at the end of the day?

From the Fire:
There was a month until the end of the world - I roasted potatoes.

The cry of the soul: In the car. Waiting for a girl. in 15 minutes. late text:"Sorry, I'll be in 10 minutes"After half an hour:"You're already angry? I go out" 20 minutes have passed since then...just fucking. No jokes

With задолba.li, the theme "Music", writes the vocalist about stupid questions:

Why are all opera singers so fat?

To not throw into the piano inertia!

The husband shows his daughter a picture:
A cat, a dog, a cow, a pig.

<Guest_96>Lex when you tell a lie you make special particles
<Guest_96> Toughened Lines

In the laboratory:
I have a perfect diode broken in the simulation!

- You are a desperate guy, however, in the basement without an oxygen mask.On the extremity, take at least a canary in a cage with you as an indicator of enough oxygen in the air.
What will the Canary say "All of you go out to me!"?

XXX: I have a story here.
YYY :?
XXX: I couldn’t get out of the table for 5 minutes
Imagine going from the kitchen to my room to turn on the imperial march. I approach, turn on, add volume, look into the window, and on the first chords past my window a person slowly begins to descend) I on him o_0, he on me 0_0, then we start roasting both, because the music he also hears) rjem and he slowly descends further) 15th floor, fuck) well that I didn't drink)

There was a senya in the niche, and at the issuance of someone long order composed. The client has already begun to quietly upset, and the guys on extradition:
Here’s your stuff, sorry for waiting so long, but it’s not our fault.
The client (unclearly burch under the nose):.... longchopzddc....
Depository 2 (joyfully singing): if long-long-дооолго... it means a couple of youths!

XXX: It’s been two years since I removed the twin.
YYY: Who else, besides me, read the two words wrong?

Doctors now have tough times, when patients have watched all the seasons of Doctor House and bear the hustle.
c) Thugz

The news:
On November 14, a truck carrying copies of Assassin's Creed 3 [PC] was stolen for gaming stores in Belgium, the Netherlands and Luxembourg.

The commentary:
Playing Pirate Games! Need a truck game! This is real piracy.