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[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №12570
 12.11.2008
'Windows's are changing, and the saper remains the same.

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №12569
 12.11.2008
Have you ever cheated on me?
Of course not, my beloved.
Boy: So here we have a girl at work, she changes guys every three months, betrays everyone, then comes and tells him everything, he drops her, of course, and she is again in active search.
This is a fool.)
Girl: My girlfriend also tells her boyfriend everything, but he forgives her every time!
If you told me you changed me, I would never forgive you.
girl:I know cute, so I don't say it))

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №12568
 12.11.2008
The celebration of materialism (on the rotating iron balls):
Due to the sinking in the locations of welding the armature of the walls and coverings there is increased tension. It grows, then there is a "breakdown" - a small shift of the contacting materials - the very first louder sound, similar to the fall of an object. Then begins the redistribution of loads on the armor bar with a differing wave - it seems like something is rolling. Then the forces acting on the bar are balanced. The sound disappears. The walls and covers of these bars are full. People have heard these sounds for years.

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[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №12567
 12.11.2008
Nothing is more outstanding than the word “Calm”, especially when you’re really calm.

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №12566
 12.11.2008
My friend burned:
It was fun, everyone went to sleep. I wake up in the morning, all sleep, go to the kitchen. I see such a picture - on the table is a plate, water in it, contact lenses in the water and the inscription on the paper with fatty letters and underlined - Do not eat, it is not for you!!! I wore
Then there was a friend who wrote it...the inscription was made on the account of ZKO, which was to go to pay...

[ + 43 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №12565
 12.11.2008
ppc, you need to learn how the hieroglyphs of Japanese Death Tetrad is written and electrotechnics to sign

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №12564
 12.11.2008
Google Questions and Answers:

The guest
What if the penis is small and the husband is good?

Fabulously
You or your husband?

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №12563
 12.11.2008
by JJ
I liked it ))
I finally go home happy. In the 10th. I am standing, of course. A guy is sitting in front of the house, it doesn’t bother anyone. A grandmother comes in with her face shaken "Who will let me sit". The guy gives her a place, she sits down and begins to heal him in spirit:
"What a good guy, not that some, here in our time..." and other shit
The guy is standing, listening to it all with a stone face and when she finishes, he says:
"Give me my ass"

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №12562
 12.11.2008
By composing your name, you can find out about your hidden talents)))

A: You like to drink.
B: Everyone wants you.
C: You are really sick (on the head).
D: You like to drink.
You are wonderful in bed!
F: You are very sexy.
G: You never let people tell you what to do.
H: You have a very good appearance and character.
I: You kiss offgenically
J: People love you!
K: You are a wild and crazy man.
L: Everybody loves you.
M: You kiss the best in the world.
N: You like to drink.
You kiss godly.
Q: You are popular among all segments of the population.
...

and Anita:
A: You like to drink.
N: You like to drink.
N: You like to drink.
A: You like to drink.
O_O

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №12561
 12.11.2008
<BLENDAMED> : people, tell me what you can listen to?
<MakcuK> : listen to my mom))

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №12560
 12.11.2008
I recently drove to the subway and saw a picture that horrified me to the depths of the depths... Sitting the Aztec goat in a leather jacket, all of itself metal, black violet eye shadows.... a rowWhen apparently her mother was sitting, not an elderly woman... the horror was that they read all the way the colorful issue of the magazine "DOM2" and passionately discussed all the drinks of this brain disaster!!! I demand from now on to consider the "DOM2" magazine Gothic and to stop the persecution of the deserved black witch Khushu.

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №12559
 12.11.2008
Aska: Van, do you remember the shirt your mother tied to you?
Wanna: well
Aska: I want to connect the same...I need to know how it is connected. Look, is he like you in a scarf, or is he like such a canvas?
Aska: Fuck, how would you explain that you understand... Well, there are such bars along there, or is it all smooth? Is your face the same or different?
Vanilla: ordinary rubber

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №12558
 12.11.2008
EPU: Do you know? All this seems to me like a commonplace in a small village...
The evening. The Winter. People climb in the warm, in the entrance.
Here, a small company is located near the battery, they have fun, they have a bottle of vodka and fresh smelly hats, smell.
Just on the side where there is no light bulb, a couple kisses in the salmon.
And beyond it all the boys are forging their half-dead motorcycle.
When I open my door, I go out.
Do you know? My favorite cowboys are boxer's. In them my cock doesn't sweat.
And the stones from those, and those...

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №12557
 12.11.2008
Eee
Do you remember closing the window at night?

RRR
at four in the morning. And as he went back to bed and as he said later about restoring the climate of control. I remember everything

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №12556
 12.11.2008
I understand that in the prize of roulette porn does not participate at all. and. and.

[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №12555
 12.11.2008
Alena: I just came here too. Without feet...
What good do you wish?
Alena: You are pleasing
Sharing the shit.
oL-473: Do you print with your feet?

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №12554
 12.11.2008
xxx is listening. Where is the appendix?
YYY-NOU... I know the body. How do you get in to the right? :)
XXX from which entrance? Black or black? ?
by ROFL*

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №12553
 12.11.2008
I read a quote here about how a parent spends money on their leaving children. So, when I come to my grandmother in the village with my parents, the ancestors always hide my grandmother’s money in different places and then when we are all sitting in the car, we begin to slowly go mommy says grandmother’s where the money is. And the grandmother runs about one-and-a-half kilometers behind the car trying to break through the wheels in order to stop and take the money.

[ + 65 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №12552
 12.11.2008
To the quote:
To the Citi:
In order to stop the further appearance of the starper...gm... "citation" about turbo buttons, flexible disquets and other stone tails I propose to list as many IT relics as possible at once.

So then. I respect those who remember:
EGA/CGA and monochrome monitors (including black and green);
Matrix printers in which copying paper was inserted when the paint ended;
- Spectrum and Radio-RK toys, which were loaded from cassettes and babies for 15 minutes and not always from the first time;
perforators and perforators that could not be dissolved;
Unopened mice who knocked their tail into a glass of alcohol to clean the ball.
What is PC Speaker?
and etc. and etc.and ;

I’m 17 years old and I still remember all of this!!!! to

We met the first boy (I hope this is not a girl) raised by the admin in the server room. Hi Maughul.
ohm

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №12551
 12.11.2008
A person with our physical education can quite well write words like "mnu, shhas, khdila" and so on. The word "parallel" is written without errors!

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