Listen, how to kill time?
Install the WoW.
X I play for a maximum of 2 hours.
Let us see)

I go in the elevator with a colleague at work (a girl), she crashes into the area of my spleen and asks:
D: Listen, does he bother you?
I: There is no such thing.
D: Well I mean when walking he doesn’t talk, you’re comfortable sitting with him?
I: It’s okay, I’m used to it.
D: And when you delay, is it okay too?
I am slowly surprised and start to laugh, but she with an absolutely serious face gets her job pass out of the pocket of her shirt and says:
D: Yes, I’m tired of carrying it in my pocket, I think I might ask too.
And then I notice that I have a work pass hanging on my belt, on such a holder, which must first be pulled off, and it automatically returns to its place.

To the attacks in the army...the case was in Kaliningrad Oblast.
I will not forget the fall of our Mitchman in school.
Generally speaking, a dozen people were taken to the Hall of Fame of the great commanders before the fighting, ordered to open fire hydrants, well, and from the firearms to pour the whole park so that the water stood on the ankle!!! The hips were not twisted on the hydrants and we were all wrapped with ice water to the thread, well, I think, it will only be useful.Why was this whole conner we learned at 4.30 in the morning, when we were awakened (five people), and ordered to collect on the previously poured of us rain worms, for fishing this mitchman his mother...

From the discussions in one group:
No, here I will argue with you: taste is such a thing, that either you are or not - you can't strike nails.
I have two nephews, and when I come to visit them, they ask them to transmit music to their phones.Well, knowing this, I try to find some cartoon songs specifically for them in advance.
And then recently overthrew the little music, and they all canyon - still, mol, still...Dostali.Now to get rid of them, threw them a couple of songs from rock ))So while the older tribe (13L) jumped under the song of lemurs from Madagascar, the younger (9L) very carefully listened to the natvish and Alice several times, and then with murderous seriousness and approval said to me; 'Oh, I see, you have normal songs on the phone appeared!'

I will clean my memory with alcohol.
Q: Are you still worried about that stuff? Go beat you now. Are you better at the club?
Lemonchik: fucking fool I want to clean up the dust with alcohol
Well, you reminded me of it now I’ll have to crack :(

Romanian (24/11/2010)
I want summer. Today is August 116.

He explained to the GAI employee that he was driving 160 km / h because at 170 ice found on the cap, sliced and flew into the glass.

Maximum of:
The steward answered:
Andrei, there is no secret here.
You go there on the hill. Rise of <div>
– And there is a dozen <br/>
Doing so is impossible.

When it gets bored. Come to Me
Do well, do well, do well, do well, do well, do well

The Pilot:

I thought there would be more file. Imagine such aliens fly, bring us the joy of new technologies and generally with the desire to help our race. There are a few minutes before flying to the planet. The Alien Emperor takes a spark to tell us how lucky we are... and then the Koreans launch a nuclear warhead. The explosion! Earth in pieces! All in pieces. and in the silent already empty solar system the imperial is distributed: FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!! to

xxx: The girl now takes a box from under the tenth fifth... and says: “Runi” (well and really shows him...)
My eyes are like lights.
xxx: I am such: "Nihera to myself..."
xxx: she replied: “Yes, you’re my favorite player in Germany!”"
XXX: I was calm.

Conversation by phone:
What are you cuddling there? It’s you kissing me... well...

Are you studying tickets? Is there a shift in the exam?
YYYYYYYYY I moved everything to h"j

She is: All! be careful!
I will come and rape.
Oral and tough!
She: Morally
She is fucking :(

Summary of news:
Murmansk fishing industries are dissatisfied with the Russian-Norwegian treaty.
A Norwegian vessel sank in the Barents Sea.The captain of the Russian vessel told the radio that he had nothing to do with the collision and continued his journey to Arkhangelsk.

Article: "There is work on tablets that wipe out memory "
Scientists have already invented such a pill, but forgot how to make it.

With Lora:
XXX: Binded Tux
This is a gift a girl gave me.
YYY: And where do you find such girls?
Young is she.
Zzzz: Yes, he himself bound, and lies that he has a girlfriend.

Ilya: I щас Ксюше "good night" on 10 posts wrote)

Valeriy: Oh I passed this together) after a year of relationship became lazy to invent this shit, and romance is needed xD

Croix [22:42:52] Is it the 9th nuclear?[22:43:24] In my village the power plant will be filled with it.

We guarantee that the tattoo will remain on your body throughout your life and for at least two weeks after your death.

July 4th (03:09:11 24/11/2010)
You will never be hungry with me, you will always have clean socks and cowards.
Coventry (03:09:39 24/11/2010)
Would you tell me if I’m going to wear my own socks?( by