AkzaN: The latest code check convinced me that our programmer’s ass doesn’t even grow his hands, but his fingers.

I work as a doctor in a private center. I answered the phone call:
and allo. Can you help in my case? I had a broken coccyx, and now in it the optic nerve is stuck and the vision falls.
Understanding that a woman is poorly acquainted with anatomy, for 5 minutes I explain that the optic nerve is no longer than 5 cm long and from the eye immediately goes to the brain, without entering the spine and can not get into the cone area. What I get the answer:
What are you telling me? I know my body better.
He throws the phone...

Do you drink?
Constance: I am
I cooked and killed myself.
Constantine: the fucking dialogue of two men

How tired you are of the propaganda of homosexuality and the insulting of the feelings of believers.
1st Propaganda (see in the dictionary) of homosexuality among minors, is about like a person came to school, and in the megaphone orets "Children, become gay, it’s cool!"
2nd Insulting feelings is an action specifically aimed at insulting feelings. That is to say, wiping out the Bible because it needs to be wiped out is not an insult. But rubbing the Bible in the church precisely because it is the Bible in the eyes of the parishioners is an insult.

Tatiana
In this country, the PZDC comes quietly, but colourfully.

Reflection on winter tyres.

Advantages: Graft, holds the road perfectly in any conditions, brakes without problems.
Disadvantages: Rubber syndrome is especially exacerbated (you are driving - normal, you are braking - normal, parked, got out, fell)

The boss called on the carpet. I raised the question - why did not organize corporations on the occasion of the professional holiday. We have decided to organize the aforementioned celebration. On his question about the prices in the restaurant, the boss received an adequate answer about the prices in that institution. After that (literally): something you know all the prices, in restaurants probably every day! So fucking you, not the celebration, have eaten completely fucking. I love my boss.

1st Propaganda (see in the dictionary)
and...
We look at the dictionary, and there - to hide - propaganda!

MissMaria: I sell my jacket from bobber. The collar and sleeve is a writer.
Leo #n: It’s in memory.

(After reading about the sinking of the Olympic torch in Sochi to the bottom of the bajkala)
Wherever it was not recorded, the next stage is "the Olympic façade in Sochi dropped in Sasha Grey"

I hold a meeting, my grandmother calls and asks: Do I not know what the yellow bird is shouting before the flight?
I don’t know if I’m flying out, or if I’m fighting.
I promised to ask the co-founders.
She discovered the Evil Birds for herself, stated that she, it turns out, had no childhood, and now the bathroom is constantly reporting about the curly wing!
Passed all levels, not knowing that the picture on the phone can be reduced, that is, almost without seeing the full picture, and collected all the eggs.
I feel like an old cynic.

> What did you attack Mattis? I have been driving on a litre for three years. When I go to the extreme
> I rarely go to the left,

Is that you?

I remembered.
As I was in the command in Moscow, I had to find a service center, I don't remember what I was going to give up, but that's not the point. The SC was at some address. I got to the stop I needed, found the right neighborhood and fell into a stupor. The entire neighborhood stands on one street, which in turn, curved by an incredible number of zigzags, passes almost through the courtyard of each house. All houses are of the same type, 3 entrances, not 3 not 5 floors. The neighborhood is constructed as if the designers poured out a pair of boxes of light bulbs and wrapped, and the builders in turn built it. There is no logic, no address. Nearby houses have numbers 42/24g and 9/41k. If there is hell on earth, it is he.

I switched to the toilet. As he dismantled the old one, an old joke revolved in his head:
"On the courses of sanitary technicians first lecture- "Forget all that porn movies taught you""
When I finished the installation, I understood that such work has no monetary equivalent. Only porn, only hardcore can raise the spirit after such humiliation :)

Where is the Olympic fire?

HH: Do you know what? Do you know??! to
xxx: it doesn't stop me from being desirable and dating three men at the same time who are crazy about me! Everyone is happy with sex!

YYY: Did you think well when you told me this?! to

XX: Oh, Paaashik... that means we’re going to break up with you, right?

I went past the maternity house today and near the standard "Dear, thank you for the daughter" and "Thank you, dear, for the son" on the asphalt saw the beautiful: "How? I was in the army!"

Mother at 20:36:49

Let me catch you on the clean frog!

They also have space in their eyes.

My daughter is 20:37:40

well maiaam

Mother 20:38:20

Well I am not just lucky, luck they sleep in the spring.

daughter :20:38:42

I don’t want land, I want floating.

Mother at 20:39:09

I don't promise, I can come by myself.

My daughter is 20:40:03

by DDDDDDDD

The topic of the streets
The number of Northern streets in Omsk reaches 36, and according to this indicator Omsk is the first city in Russia and even in the world. In addition, Omsk leads in the number of streets of Workers (34 pieces), Lines (27 pieces), Maryanovsky (22 pieces), Amur (21 pieces), Chredov (14 pieces) and Eastern, which there are 10. There were seven streets of Leningrad, 11 streets. The Baltic, 10 Stations and three streets of Dunaevsky.
There are four other streets of Yenesis (Yenesis 1, Yenesis 2, Yenesis 3, Yenesis 3).
There are two streets, 1st and 3rd. Where the second went, nobody knows. In addition, unlike the rest of the "numerical" streets, the roads are located very close - a few kilometers from each other, in different areas.

to this:
Lord of the Rings, Game of Thrones... When will Amber’s Chronicles be filmed?! to

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I join! But only let them dare to shoot worse than 11 Oscars!!! to
And how many characters - all the Hollywood stars can be removed! 18 of the main heroes.
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Never ever! According to his will, his works are forbidden to be filmed.