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Morning exercise for the eyes.
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Kill, fuck, abstenka:)))) stumbled on the post... 10 minutes tried, scuco, with the eyes to repeat....

Fun from my friend Gennady's life. They roll, therefore, in their room (and it is on the first floor, the door goes out to the street). Guys and all serious picked up, all for 90-100-110 kg themselves, and weights are raising decent, which they are proud of. They sat there that day. There was a weight of 150 kg on the stang. Beyond the room is such a tiny man, thick, with a stomach. It goes by the course of the beer shop - the sofa of the house, in each hand pulls 4 bottles of beer (between the fingers holds). He goes into the room and says, “Oh guys, I’ve also been crawling once. Remember what his youth." Takes, puts bottles on the floor, fits under 150 kg, sits so easily again 4-5, puts on the place of the bar, takes the bottles and goes away with the words: "Oh, it was time!". And he leaves. Need to say that the boys that day all the motivation to sit down was killed at the root.

My cat loves the printer. As soon as the printing begins, he makes a noise from any point of the house and carefully monitors the process, sometimes with a lap of sheets he fixes, trying to look inside, where the paper comes from... I delighted him today: I sent a hundred empty sheets to print. Let the shrimp have fun.

to this:
I propose, as a help to the brotherly people (and recently to the unfortunate brothers), to redirect all the gas planned for Slovenia to Ukraine!
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Is it Julia or Victor?

My first domestic animal is a yoghurt. I named him in honor of myself, Arsen.
And the gas...
I had a schizophrenia test.

Answer to this:

How did you play your football!! to
Tell me, I’m the only one who hasn’t watched, and who has decided to cheer?? to
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We are at least two.

in the 2012 film. Almost at the very end, the happy survivors are sailing on a megacellene with a bunch of animals on board. One of the main characters of the Negro clings to the president's daughter, which she so vicariously asks him:
Do you invite me to a date?
The voice from the hall.
Take her to the zoo!! to

Give me an aska and I’ll give you a cake.
Nn ask me... ask me to put you asya!! to
Yes, it is the same as asking the graduate of the Surikov Institute of Art to paint the fence!!!!! to
What is a cake?

“Fisher’s cigarette has just found out that the software product consists of the same parts as the Soviet ballistic missile – hrenovina, googulin and connecting them together.
<fisher> with all three parts interchangeable

Q: Did the guy find it?
See also: AGA
XHH: I congratulate you. Where is?
WOU: hidden under the table, scuco %)

You will no longer be surprised by the sound of your mobile phone. But when in the bank, at the height of the working day, one of the sitters heard a terrible voice from his pocket - "Hands for the head, everyone lies... and so on," the guard nervously rushed to the cobra, and the cashier grabbed the heart...

Conversation in bed:
Sunshine, please make me happy.
I: Well dear, I am silent.
silence in a couple of seconds and a wild whistle on the whole apartment)))

The night after the defeat of our brave team. I am dealing with a girl sex, and here my miracle turns to me and gives:
Do you want me to speak Spanish?

I downloaded from the network a book of allology. The author Vagin. The book is titled "Rise over the crowd". The file uploaded to the computer looked like "Rise over the crowd Vagin.pdf"

SuLt@n (02:27:40 20/11/2009)
I am drunk.

Yolka (02:27:53 20/11/2009)
What are you proposing?

SuLt@n (02:28:09 20/11/2009)
I have no regrets in the morning.

The Quadra:
Forced to lie down for hours and watched the poem Zombodosk, today he cried out:
The first channel is about the development of Internet education in schools. The girl says:
I was very ill for a long time and started to lag behind in biology. But I opened up the internet at home and there I was able to fill the gap in knowledge about the parts of the human body.
News on First - read between the lines.

In Soviet times, everything was done on 5. I as a child, with a knife for oil, could peel any tree until nobody saw it.

Today my wife was sick.
I call the ambulance 103 - and them girl inspector in the past on the move in a taxi worked...
5 minutes White Gazelle!

And the main disadvantage of energy-saving bulbs is that they can not be sewn with socks.

V@s3K, 19.11.2009 20:22:42:
Writing in a summary...

Brontosaur, 20:22:53
"Not registered in contact"

Brontosaur, 20:22:58
This is sufficient

V@s3K, 20:23:07
Oh well,