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[ + 67 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №56723
 22.11.2011
Only yesterday was twenty with a tail.
XXX and Punch! The fourth quarter :(

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №56722
 22.11.2011
In the morning I realized that winter had begun.
The cat ran home screaming FUCK!!! to

[ + 11 - ] Comment quote №56721
 22.11.2011
Many people do not deserve the life they dream of.

[ + 193 - ] Comment quote №56720
 22.11.2011
My son came from the street.
Where is Sandy?
- Let the girl ride, she and grandfather, will bring...
Of course, I was glad that the boy was nice, but sad that he was easy-to-believe.
Two hours later, they brought sandwiches, and his grandfather bought him chocolate.
The son takes a cell phone out of his pocket and says to his grandfather:
Here is your phone.

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №56719
 22.11.2011
Don’t lie to me that you stayed with your friends. I stayed at yours.
Friends, you were not there.

[ + 70 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №56718
 22.11.2011
I watched the movie Paranormal phenomenon 3. The family is stunned by a ghost, and she goes to her grandmother.
The first night. Husband and wife wake up from the noise of the car outside the window. Voice from the room:
The ghost has arrived.

[ + 69 - ] Comment quote №56717
 22.11.2011
I saw a guy like this today, mm... long hair, tall, thin faces... real elves...^^
Why didn’t you meet this elephant?and ;)
And then there was a bit of talk with him...

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №56716
 22.11.2011
We answered:

Girls, and you prada too at work and in the guests sit on the very edges of the toilet and turn so that the quiet spell?

Who told you that? It’s easier: we’re putting the palm!

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №56715
 22.11.2011
Talk to a girl about why girls are afraid of spiders

XHH: To explain to you from the point of view of female logic?
WOW: Let it go
Have you seen how many legs they have?

[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №56714
 22.11.2011
Call to Home:
Good day
- good
Are you making trays?
– No
... and why?

I thought...

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №56713
 22.11.2011
In the families of Russian officials children are allowed to walk for bribery.

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №56712
 22.11.2011
When I grow up, I will have alcohol-killed liver, depression, and I will eat as many snacks as I want.

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №56711
 22.11.2011
entered the internet. The first news on the news tape
"A transgender man poured cement into patients’ buttocks"
Out of the Internet

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №56710
 22.11.2011
Captain Avocado: Your own mother!! Find another way to sleep. And the sheep that I think are getting older and starting to die slowly :(

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №56709
 22.11.2011
xxx: This is, I will remind you, the same brilliant woman who announced at a demonstration in support of abortion, “My mother could not have an abortion, that’s why I should take part in this protest!”

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №56708
 22.11.2011
I bought a Toyota three years ago and for all that time we had no sex with her, only a friendship.

[ + 68 - ] Comment quote №56707
 21.11.2011
There are so many cool games coming out in the winter - Batman, Assassin.
Session and... Session
Very soon...The main quest of this winter...Session.
A month of unique gameplay.
Some of the hardest bosses.
Limited number of repetitions.
A ban is possible.

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №56706
 21.11.2011
Role: Role to fuck.
The cat ran out and fucked the door.
My brother has the same cat.
They have a sharp and narrow turn in the corridor. The cat is constantly running through him. He is constantly wearing it and it doesn’t fit. And constantly fuck his head at the wall on a full course :-D
2: They have walls of gips. In the place where the cat is fucking there is a hole.
Only today, five times before the pain, a familiar sound came from the corridor. And that in about three hours.
1 :D
2: Imagine what is happening there every day)

[ + 103 - ] Comment quote №56705
 21.11.2011
Discussions of Feyenoord:
I went out of the store with another night, we were waiting in the car on the street. we go to the rear seat we say 'no, we stood and went to cheat', after riding 100 meters we understand that behind the wheel some woman of 40 years of fear didn't even say anything, but just went, the car we confused

[ + 75 - ] Comment quote №56704
 21.11.2011
Designer: The manager here recently issued that in order to change the format of the picture, for example, from jeep to png - it is enough to rename it)))) type - delete what after the point and write png
Designer: And if you write after the MP3 point - not other than the photo we sing

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