ZUMOTRIX: Astrologers predict a huge number of apocalyptic status on December 21 in all messengers and social networks.

"Post of Russia" in order to improve the quality of services announced a tender for the purchase of pigeons

<xxx> is coming
<yyy> what do you want? O_O
<xxx> Quantum Mechanics assignments send me

A fucking shame!
In the solid catalogue of equipment I read:

Automatic with automatic withdrawal!!! to

And then it’s just shit:

Powerful and silent engine of factory production (as if they hint that they are also assembled on the knee!) operates at a speed of 3000 km / h "

How is it?!? The fastest juicer in the world?? to

Why do those people with higher education, who earn about 1,000 rubles a month, write so?!? to
And why do I, a worker, 11k education, not allow myself to write like this?!? to

By the way, about reimbursement. In fact, the repayment times of such large-scale projects as SCHGES, BAM or the space program are indeed measured in decades. And that’s why in our current economy, where private business is a fetish, and the participation of the state is a forbidden theme, such projects are impossible in principle.

xxx: I leave cars everywhere, it makes sense to steal if I have to pay at the box office?
YYY: Don’t tell me, I took the last two whiskies here, turned away from the basket, and they’re already tu-tu!
ZZZ is action! Do not let the Russians sleep!

The end of the world will be 3-4 days. Darkness will be accompanied by cosmic flashes, illusory flashes of light, and will last for about three to four days. Then the sunlight will appear again. 10% of the world’s population could die.
Ordinary New Year.

For a long time I thought about the phrase "Stamped juice in fruit"...

I invited Lena to go to Prague with me.
I think I should do now.

Look for a coffee shop/restaurant with this name, I got it :)

I understand that no work will put me in the same way as, for example, sex.
You know, Alena, there is such a profession.
by Naja! ><

Topic in the contact "College meeting":

Alinka: February 21 meeting of graduates - attendance is mandatory!
Okay, I will be.
by Sergey: OK
Irina Sergeevna: I will be obliged!!! )))
And you haven’t dried up yet? Burn in the hell!! to
Snow is coming!
A little girl: No!

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Re: The Tarantino! Where did he come from at home? They did not exist before...
The guests came yesterday. Probably fell out of someone’s head and lost 😉

xxx: solve the task: the pup slides up a tree for 3 meters in the day, and slides back for 2 meters in the night. On what day will it reach 10 meters?
I was the only one in the 4th class who solved this task.
xxx: well there - in the classroom and some parents could not solve this task

I came up with how to troll cellular operators... you need to print all kinds of unnecessary messages and nonsense advertising... put in envelopes and pass on to the managers, secretaries. The managers. Managers with a grip personally in their hands, secretly, do not disclose without the presence of an employee of the SB

They send all kinds of shit... in case of any questions to say this FREE service I signed you for a month free!

or come to their office with a magnetophone on batteries.. turn on the music loudly and stand while not заебуцо, say that this is a FREE DEMONSTRATION SERVICE, you can disable if you send SMS to the number (here your mobile phone number) with the text MUSIC DO NOT PLAY

I think you need to eat less.
I am barely walking!
Wow, that’s exactly what I meant...

When in a TV advertisement a person rises from bed in the morning with a smile, he is happy.
Going to work, singing fun,
At the bottom of the screen should be a signature: "No
Try to repeat it! Trick done
A professional cashier. andquot;

Chat employees of the newspaper:
Q: Do you think we will be fired to work on the 1st day?
Imagine the newspapers that will come out on the 2nd.
Oh yeah, she’ll be all in the fat spots of olive.
Tag: present the texts
Oh no, there will be no texts there, why?

xxix: I finally got a project with a normally written code
XXIX: pleasant to see the originals
YYY: Hello world?

Video about how four guys throw the fifth on the "three" in the pool.
One of the participants (a Negro) does not throw the guy, as a result, he lands with his back on the edge of the pool and hits his back well. The head finds itself in the water, and the guilty for his legs tries to get it, but leaves it swim.

The best comment "All because the nigger can’t count to three."

Literally just now. I go to the subway, sit down, read the article on my phone. At the next station, the grandmother came in, chose me as a victim - stood next to me and began to die. I give her place. The village is pleased. And here I see that she has...a tough chair in her hands!! to
- Grandma - the troll 80 lvl, stomped!!! and ;)