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[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №90120
 23.11.2013
and XXX:
The Fucking Fucking Fucking Fuck...
I see this unfortunate girl in school, in the passport table, at the doctor’s reception...who is this Fairy? You and I are loose? and yes. Lough Fairy (to my office)
– – – – –
And how many telephone conversations were terminated on the words "Hello, you are worried about Lugova Fey..."

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №90119
 23.11.2013
Meanwhile, the same Johann Strauss wrote very popular dance music for his time.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №90118
 23.11.2013
The steel eggs
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Even more urgent!
___ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
for it urgently.
and----
Anyone can offend a poet, but no one can pull a knife out of his back.
and----

It is not possible, before the arrival of doctors, to pull out foreign objects from a person, because bleeding can begin, which without professional training can not stop. If the knife is in the wound, do not remove it. Fix with a thick bandage or patch so that it does not move, and immediately seek medical help.
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If the knife accidentally fell out, pull it back.

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In a street clash, the guy was wounded with a knife in his stomach, the knife got and cut off two hopes. The fight is over, the winner put the knife back into the wound, which saved him. Stavropol in 2009.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №90117
 23.11.2013
We play with the whole family at Alias.
The husband thinks:
She has one pen and four teeth.
My son is happy:
A girl with four teeth!! to
(Russian children are terrible...)

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №90116
 23.11.2013
I used to scream that friendship between a man and a woman exists, and that’s not uncommon. And I have a girlfriend with whom we’ve been friends for a long time and we’ve never had sex. But, just then, we went out for a walk with her and drank a beer...In short, now I also believe that there can be no friendship between a man and a woman.

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №90115
 23.11.2013
The cat only had a MAGIC EXPRESSION of his mouth when I bit him in retaliation for my hand. I didn’t know that cats can walk backwards.

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №90114
 23.11.2013
seberya: Yes, you posted a video on YouTube where a child chases a pigeon, and the next day among the hundreds of comments there will be a separate branch, where two dudes will fight about whether money is wasted in the Wildlife Fund.

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №90113
 23.11.2013
I don’t want to be boring, but here’s:

Dear friends, I understand, of course, that, in essence, I am whipping, but, nevertheless, I am forced, unfortunately, to note that, without a doubt, literacy, and, at least, punctuation, appear to be available, gently speaking, to a few.

Between "literacy" and "and" should not be a fifth.

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №90112
 23.11.2013
I go from work on a tram, next to two female retirees talking pretty loudly. Remember who worked in Soviet times.
Suddenly one publishes: "And the guys there were hot! I’m getting sick every day."
I sit and wrap.
Continue: "As they tell me something in the morning, I laugh all day". Oh well understand.

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №90111
 23.11.2013
From Saudi Arabia:

How about gay marriages?
Everything is OK: the bushes cut off.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №90110
 23.11.2013
Article from Habr:
Bill Gates funds the creation of thin graphene condoms

zag2art: I’m thinking about which hubs to put in. It looks like: development, testing. And the gadgets. Devices for giks” – also nothing. The labels are also a problem.
Have any ideas?

FRAGIL3: “Security in IT”

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №90109
 23.11.2013
Even more urgent!
___ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
for it urgently.
and----
Anyone can offend a poet, but no one can pull a knife out of his back.
and----

It is not possible, before the arrival of doctors, to pull out foreign objects from a person, because bleeding can begin, which without professional training can not stop.
If the knife is in the wound, do not remove it. Fix with a thick bandage or patch so that it does not move, and immediately seek medical help.
____
If the knife accidentally fell out, pull it back.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №90108
 23.11.2013
I and programming like a virgin with a kamasutra
Yyy: It seems that everything is clear, but Nihua doesn’t work out.

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №90107
 23.11.2013
x: Revised "Friends", now wherever I go - everywhere old stories :( Nothing is new in this world...
Don’t look at the Simpsons!

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №90106
 23.11.2013
Elena Mizulina proposes total restriction of internet access
E.Mizulina proposed to fix Orthodoxy in the Constitution

God, thank you, thank you so much for finally seeing this from another hemisphere!

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №90105
 23.11.2013
A picture of a woman’s ass. Two tattoos, on the left ass an angel, on the right the devil.
One of the comments:
A philosophical picture. On the left is heaven, on the right is hell, and in the middle is human life.

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №90104
 23.11.2013
Asked the administrators to give a new servacle and place it closer (it was not in Novosib, but in Nizhny Novgorod). Admin tried: My IP: 192.168.100.180
IP server: 192.168.100.179

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №90103
 23.11.2013
Do I really have the image of an alcoholic and a babble?
You have an image of an alcoholic and a fanatic.

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №90102
 23.11.2013
He carried a friend, met at the airport, where he was flying and why - does not say.
I got a call from a girlfriend, there was everything.
A few days later, his wife asked to take her to the airport. On the way, she told how they watched a house in Spain, what they plan to demolish, set the example of their acquaintances who left, there live soul-in-soul, sadness do not know.
In general, in the course of the conversation, comparing the dates, names and appearances, I understood why and where the friend was flying, and that he was fucking the same friend of his wife.
Now I have a bunch of someone else’s personal information that nobody gave me directly, including about people I didn’t know.
I feel like Google.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №90101
 23.11.2013
here here :

“Dear friends, I understand, of course, that, in essence, I am trivializing, but, nevertheless, I am forced, unfortunately, to note that literacy, and, at least, punctuation, appear to be available, gently speaking, to few.

Before "and" there is no need for a pencil.

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