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[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №12530
 12.11.2008
I put it up an hour ago!!! to
Did you go? ?
He flew!
Have you eaten refuge?
Ugo
A megatonne of sharisho?
I am shooting rats.

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №12529
 12.11.2008
She is:
I would like you to come in the dark.

He is:
Have you been into a vampire?

She is:
Oh, in the bowl

He is:
Bite me, we will live forever on the bed.

She is:
thatsy,

He is:
On the clown we will smile and shine.

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №12528
 12.11.2008
thx(09:46:09 7/11/2008)
You have talent in something.

wicked(09:46:37 7/11/2008)
and ugum!

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Wicked (09:51:44 7/11/2008)
I am destroying Moscow!! ]:->

thx(09:52:04 7/11/2008)
I did not understand.

Wicked (09:52:56 7/11/2008)
Talent is already working! [ ]

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №12527
 12.11.2008
Self-developing, do not hide yourself.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №12526
 12.11.2008
A story of other people’s words, but I’m sure it’s true. told one

The technician who worked with me. From the first person.

"We are moving into a new home.(The slide is the attachment of the finished water pipeline.

houses to the existing city system, the area of which is covered by

This is time). In one well, the pipe was cut, adjusted, an elderly welder

Uncle Collie started a quarrel. But in another well it was needed.

Water has nothing to do. Don’t get confused when you get confused.

"rabbits" from the welding catch - we went there. But! In the well raw, the welder

can "pull" - power to hit. There was a young man with us, a trainer.

They call. I gave him a task:

Watch for the swarmer. This is the button on the device.

You turn off.(Switching machine - nearby) And not a step from here! I understood?

I understood.

We have gone. Change the drive. Smooth - The trainer is climbing nearby.

Are you here?

That’s where Uncle Cole wants to say something.

Okay right now.

I wear the screw, I go out of the lounge without rushing, I smoke and I do not go.

I rushed to the neighboring well. I go down:

What happened uncle?

I am a %! Uncle Cole, crumbling in the embryo position between the tube and the wall

The wells, washing looking up! "Thanks to you" jump to the machine. Gula Po

The button. We run back. Help us get up.

Uncle Kyle, how are you?

- N-n-normal, - with shaking hands gets bellamorine,

Smoking is alive.

is exactly?

Yes for sure, for sure.

So sit down, come to yourself. We have to do it there, and then we move here.

We will get water soon.

Okay okay...

We didn't have time to get to the second well - we are overtaken by a frightened Stager,

Follow him with a healthy mounting and screaming "I KILL FALL!!The Uncle Runs!

by Kola! And around the house! If we caught them, we did not allow murder.

What did you think? How Kolya got under the current and began to whisper and moisturize

(crying in this state usually doesn't work out - a spasm of the vocal ligaments,

I know:((...) so the trainee began to ask: "A? What...?

Repeat, Uncle Kohl... I didn’t understand... So you say more clearly!" And all in the

That spirit! I would also want to kill after that.

It all ended well: the trainee was sent to the store for vodka,

In the wake of the reconciliation...

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №12525
 12.11.2008
The driver "Bellaza" looks at road signs purely from curiosity.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №12524
 12.11.2008
and XXX:
Well, in general, we can give our children to study in Cambridge and Harvard.

and XXX:
Not in Hogwarts XDDDD

OOOU :
None to None! It was my childhood dream to study at Hogwarts.

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №12523
 12.11.2008
She: in her affairs over the auto school to register
We girls don’t even go to the toilet alone.
He: If you were to go fucking two... Jokingly

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №12522
 12.11.2008
DToch (13:43:11 10/11/2008)
I broke the mayonnaise :(

Ego (13:43:30 10/11/2008)
=-o

Ego (13:43:33 10/11/2008)
You broke my brain.

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №12521
 12.11.2008
On the website of the hospital in the discount section:
Action for programmers: consultation of a sexologist, urologist and proctologist for free!!and "

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №12520
 12.11.2008
X: Sancho, bring me a new Oasis album from England!
Y: Yes, no problem, and that there is nothing in Russia?)
X:The electricity license must be ordered (3 months to wait)
Y: The license?We are talking about the same Russia at all. 0 - O

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №12519
 12.11.2008
Russia has celebrated the decade of default with a truly global scale.

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №12518
 12.11.2008
Strange... the whole city puts the meter on the hot water... The internet is now unlimited, and the water is the opposite : ((

[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №12517
 12.11.2008
For the first time in her life, she took a lip harmonika in her hands. Sitting in Duet. He breathes out. He thought and gave:
It would be nice for Darth Vader to put a harmonium in his mask.

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №12516
 12.11.2008
All of the same quotes about rhetoric:

whose thread had a wire 95 on 24 disquets, and a license, but in French...

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №12515
 12.11.2008
xxx> Move to us in Surogat.
yyy> No, I don’t like the cold, I probably lived somewhere in the warmer countries in my past life.
xxx> And I like the temperature of 36.6. I may have been a worm in my past life.
yyy> Is it unlikely, for what such merits from worms immediately in humans?
xxx> Why not, maybe I bite Hitler from within?

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №12514
 12.11.2008
Olga
Are you in one?
MAVR
Not entirely
Olga
How to understand it?
MAVR
I have two mirrors here, one on the left, the other on the back, shorter than we get three.
MAVR
And sometimes when we are three bored I turn on the webcam and another I appear on the computer

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №12513
 12.11.2008
XXX is July!
I am Anya!
XXX: Go to fuck

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №12512
 12.11.2008
From the Auto Forum:

The maximum is 205. Further on the fifth operates the limitator, I have a 6300 on the tachometer.

2 (response): What can I say... Here for such a hurt drivers on the roads and not to pass. And after all, they will go out in the left row and swim their 205... You can sleep.

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №12511
 12.11.2008
xxx: Do you know who became the most popular hero of computer games on the survey of some gaming site, overtaking Sonica and Mario?
L-block of Tetris
YYYYYYYYYYYY
xxx: not the I-block, not the S-block, not the cube, namely the L-block!!! to
YYY: And what then? I think it is obvious
You are all fucking.

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