The Internet provider. On the support (C) calls the Subscriber (A), dialogue:
C: Hi, technical support ***, I listen to you
A: Hi, I live at the address ***, I broke my washing machine!
C: (surprisingly) We do not sell washing machines.
A: How is it? I bought it from you!! to
A: Woman, we provide access to the Internet, but we DO NOT sell washing machines, nor do we do them.
A: It is right! I bought it through the internet! So do repair!

The inscription on the banner of Chevrolet Niva: No day without adventures!

Romed ‎
The Indian Armed Forces requested from the United States detailed information about anti-aircraft missile systems Patriot
Romed ‎
Do they not have Google?

What to give a girl for 30 years?
She is married?
He is NEA.
She is a Falun Dafa!! to
He: Not going to fall... a gift from the whole office.
This is a big plush toy.
She: With a sweaty pocket.
It is for the Falun Gong!!! to

xxx> Who knows what number the New Year's Eve is?
yyy> I don’t know who, but I’m scheduled for December 31
yyy> in the spring

Prayer for the programmer: "God save and save as..."

Annette
Why is my torrent rating constantly falling?
M1 (A)
Give what you jumped.
Annette
And no one is telling me why.
M1 (A)
Do you name something or move it to other files?
Annette
I just remove.

to this:
I honestly don’t understand: cute girls, what’s stopping you from painting? Is it so hard to go to a beauty salon and give yourself an hour or two a day? I just can't see unpainted unpainted girls. And if at the same time with the hair full guard, then generally bear ><
________________
Sometimes coloring prevents allergies.
Sometimes going to a beauty salon prevents the lack of money.
Sometimes an hour or two a day is just not (child, sick mother, school, etc.)) is
And in general, do not get stuck in the pictures of Lisa and Cosmo - natural beauty is better than painted dolls in fear.

I will delete the board with the schedule in the Insta. Someone approaches from behind and over time cries out, "But, again two pairs of economies fucking." Economic Theory 0_o

XXX: How is it?
I want to sleep!
YYY: And you’ve already had this quasi-modal existence... or how is it?
The square dispersion.
yyy: chromatic aberration
YYY: YYYY...
yyy: Paranoid quintessence
YYY: Not that...
XXX: Cognitive Dissonance
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY! to
XXX: but your options are no more.

I went to the bathroom yesterday, I heard from the cabin:
Okay, I’ll call you back, or I’ll clean the potatoes.

Who talked about the names?
------------
The Russian nuclear physicist Zabakhin. How to you?
Bring the plz, let the man rejoice.

Pavel: Competently prepared instructions in the presence of a clear division of roles in the team not only affect the timely performance of work, but also allow to ensure the correct routing.by Jules

The people! Pay attention to! As soon as the Bear attends any match, our pro@bear... Can you tell him about it?? to

I am (14:12:41 19/11/2009)
Girl (11:12:23 19/11/2009)
I will be in a black hat and a black coat.
Girl (11:12:32 19/11/2009)
In black pants and black shoes.
The Girl (11:12:35 19/11/2009)
With a black bag.
I am (11:12:58 19/11/2009)
What about the hair? ? ?
The Girl (11:13:08 19/11/2009)
I have a penalty.

When there is nothing to talk about, they talk about the weather, when there is nothing to be proud of, they are proud of age, when there is no one to love, they love loneliness.

Friends told me.
On the inscenation of medieval battles (battle 100 on 100). We should have been “dead” for a while. Next to us sits a healthy guy and with an ordinary needle with a thin thread sheets a broken top to bottom calcutta. We noted for ourselves that it would be easier to take the thread or attach it with a wire, because it will not hold in battle. Having sewn the collar, he dressed it on himself, painted and was obviously pleased. After that, the guy started repairing the shield, which was broken a decent piece. To do this, he took a piece of bread, chewed it and glued the missing part onto that pulp, carefully grinding the cracks. He was satisfied again and went to the starting position of the battle. Our curiosity had no limits, we had to go from the "deadmen" to the spectators.
On different sides of the field there were two "hateful" crowds, and on the sides there was a considerable number of spectators, including us.
On the side between the rows was a small hill, on which we saw the same guy in a tailored collar. The Signal of the Beginning
“Battle” from the hill a wild scream, which everyone instantly turned their heads and saw...
A guy with a wild swing bites and throws a piece of glued shield with his teeth, the shield itself flies to the other side. He breaks the calcutta in half, breaks out the sword that flaps from the ground and, waving over his head with a victorious cry, moves toward the enemy. To our surprise, this "battle" ended - seeing the hero, the soldiers rushed back and forth, losing shields and swords along the way.
After the soldiers came to feel, everyone long laughed at the successful tactics of the hero. This is a psychological attack!! to

Brewer Günter Stoltz has long dreamed of visiting Russia. Some things surprised him, some annoyed him, and some were just stolen from him.

You have never noticed that watching the parking lot near your house from the balcony, it fucking resembles an old good tetris.

Fuck... a friend’s name... gave me a keyboard for a hundred backs... I’m now over it I’m afraid...