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[ + 52 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №73297
 22.11.2012
I believe that people who are responsible for the appearance of clakson sounds in radio advertising should automatically get a personal bowl with enhanced heating in hell. I have everything.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №73296
 22.11.2012
After receiving the rights, the father asks the daughter.
Q: What does the line mean?
D: Yeah, you can’t cross it.
A: A double consistent, what does it mean?
D: You can’t cross at all.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №73295
 22.11.2012
She
No is. Normally
He is
Is it natural?
She
Meaning of nature?
He is
heterogeneous orientation
She
I don’t know, I want to sleep.
He is
Well, hetero means attraction to the opposite sex, in the ordinary people, natural(s)
She
I am normal. I love a guy.
He is
Meaning of hetero
OK if you sleep.
go go
A quiet night
She
I am normal.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №73294
 22.11.2012
The habit of satisfying all my dependencies came to me after I moved to Linux.

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №73293
 22.11.2012
Online chat games:

I need allies to help you???! to
My best ally is Rosenthal.
ZZZ: What is Rosenthal?
DITMAR ELYASEVICH ROSENTAL - Russian-speaking knight)) does not engage in robberies, but writes textbooks in Russian))

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №73292
 22.11.2012
I work in the attorney. Yes, I hear in January an influx of customers with beating, hooliganism and other blackheads and the phrase “I thought the end of the world.”

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №73291
 22.11.2012
XHH: Connected the keyboard - does not work. The mouse doesn’t work either.
HGH: + thinks... +
Do you print with the power of thought?

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №73290
 22.11.2012
xxx: My boss has had an uncontrollable attack of greed.
He suggested that I organize a youth initiative group (!Choose a new year corporate music for all ages!!Create a program!!Find the equipment!!! In the New Year and for free!!! Not the PJ, right?
If he doesn’t change his mind, I’ll have a boob around the Boombox with Radio Lighthouse driving :D

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №73289
 22.11.2012
I will spend a month and a half in the summer camp.
YYY: Who is sending you there?
XXX is universe. I am studying in Peda.
Zzzz: Because I had to go into space! It would have been sent that way!

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №73288
 22.11.2012
At 9 o’clock in the morning, the chief Sissadin’s call:

Q: Are you driving or driving?
Emm, I’m still sleeping.

[ + 35 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №73287
 22.11.2012
Insane: How are cat years compared to human? Then I split up with a girlfriend, and she left my out-of-marriage cat. How much should I buy him whiskey, catsan and cocktails?!?! to

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №73286
 22.11.2012
I’m removing my former phones.
So I don’t even call someone drunk at night.

[ + 27 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №73285
 22.11.2012
Asked his wife to download his son cartoon about the pig Funtik.Common efforts on a well-known site found.Apparently, the author of the distribution hoped to capture even the German audience.Torrent name "Der Sweine Klein".

[ + 37 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №73284
 22.11.2012
I decided to take a break from pasta with peelings and prepare soup. He cooked and safely drained the water.

I thought...

[ + 18 - ] Comment quote №73283
 22.11.2012
[0:12:05] Jaroslav: "I am a machine. I do not want to go anywhere. I want to sit in a crib and do a crib.

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №73282
 22.11.2012
Two friends in the morning after drinking:
How are you and your wife?
She sent me in the ass.
I am in p... du.
We will be neighbors.

[ + 24 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №73281
 22.11.2012
If you suddenly, earlier than usual, came home and heard from the threshold that your wife is strangely standing, you are an irreparable optimist if you think it was her broken hand.

[ + 31 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №73280
 22.11.2012
I lie with my wife and talk.

I am. You are my dearest.
by J. A thousand and a half! (Summa "ransom purchase" at the wedding)
I am. A lot for 5 kg of chicken.

I get rid of cats, cats and other things.

[ + 32 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №73279
 22.11.2012
Review of the film "The Dark Knight"

Wowowuhhhh..., purely accidentally watched the "return of the legend", stuck!!! I watched the first two films and was just surprised. I love this trilogy and look forward to the continuation!!! to

Woman, what continuation do you expect from the trilogy after watching all three films?

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №73278
 22.11.2012
A: I would like to get a ballistic missile with IP guidance.
l: gigs, from factory targeted at 127.0.0.1

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