The older people remember popular in the early 90s sets of women's trousers "Week". Seven pairs with the name of the day of the week in English "in the lumbar area": Sunday, Monday, etc.

Introductory note two: The student dormitory of the physfak of the University of Petersburg (then LGU) had a block structure. From the common corridor, the door did not lead to the room, but to a small entrance, where the doors of two rooms, as well as the toilet and the shower, came out. This is a two-bedroom apartment, except without a kitchen.

The story itself.
In one of the rooms of the block lived three first-class girls, girls-children. And in the other two "old" five students.
And they were very upset that the places of common use were forever hanged with rows of girl's underwear, among which the same "weeks" stood out. Repeated proposals to arrange a dryer in their room were rejected because "and we have no room."
One beautiful morning, the girls discovered that all the ropes in the corridor were completely hanged by the men's truffles of the model "Chob-knees-also-not-frosty" on which the flommaster was crumbed: January, February, March...

The dryer was moved to the room the same day.

Late in the evening in the dark street:
Oh man! Phone, smartphone, player, chase what is faster, - asks the passing three guys.
A man with a gun:
The best gadget at night is a gun.

If you in the evening dress pulled out of the city - put a flicker bracelet in your bag.
— — —
I would in her place in such arrangements better put a pepper barrel in a bag.

Today I met in the pool with my dear friend. We were so whispering and hugging in the water that the rescue rushed — thought that one of us was drowning))

I was sitting on a dailap, I know what to expect.

I thought I was a sommelier, and today they said I was just an alchemy.and ((

The evil spirit is over the planet.
Making the world a grey dull cube
He takes away children.
by Fuck

"In the world of animals"

Cobra you know, but this is a dwarf South African cobra.
Nikolai Ivanovich Drozdov (with enthusiasm): Oh, what a lump...

Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes

Children born within the first year or two after entering a new, newly hired multi-storey house do not react to the perforator. Apparently, they believe that it is as an integral part of the surrounding world as the sickness.

In the Irkutsk region on the track there is a café-sauna-mini-hotel under a promising name - "Far from Wives"!!! to

My wife is a designer, working all day. Here I gave: it seems that at night I lead a more active lifestyle, I would like to sleep.

I add :

Eat them yourself. Do you know why they are so cheap? Answer: Because nobody takes it. And why not take - it is you will remember how many tons and mega-quarters of spent nuclear fuel was thrown on unfortunate Serbia by the Americans.
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I didn’t get polished, I measured with a dosimeter. All is OK. In the formation of the price, in our world, quality is not involved in the first place.
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Serbian apples are cheap, because they are duty-free. Before you scratch your eyes and scare you on the topic read at least something, the first commentator. Or can’t you?
Somewhere in the Middle Ages.

Something cats refuse to eat the food I bought them yesterday.
YYY: What is the food? Have you read its composition?
xxx: Yes composition as composition, selective pieces of young lamb in exquisite sauce...
Yes, it is banal...

The contemporaries of Galileo Galilei could hardly have thought of human flight anywhere.
x: People born in the 19th century could not imagine the phrase combination of the 21st century.
x: I read in the news "AUTOVAZ recalls about 15 thousand LADA Granta"
Now I Can Die!

What would you recommend about project management?
- Tom Demarco, "Dedline"

I have read. And yet?
Goldrat "The Critical Chain"

I have read. And yet?
Lolita Nabokova.
Do you read other books besides Nabokov and Goldrat? Or just those two? :)
Why not two? I read more. But "The Odyssey of the Space Prostitute", I fear you are too early. Complex and ambiguous.

Ads in Lithuanian clinics and hospitals: Yesenin committed suicide at the age of 30. Majakovsky at 37. What did you do to save money from the Ministry of Health?"

For some reason in our country it is believed that only bourgeois travels abroad, and simple mortals travel through Russia. And no one takes into account that flying to Germany is cheaper than to Altai, to Iceland is cheaper than to Kamchatka, and even travel to Norway with their furious prices will be cheaper than to the Baikal. I am not talking about the level of service that can be obtained for the same money in Russia and abroad. This is sad, comrades, but I was in Crimea and Sochi, but the second time I went there with no foot.

xxx: I live in communion, classical, with cockroaches, who have been aboriginal here since the times of the Great Union.
XXX: We get rid of the cockroaches with sticky traps. One of them stuck inside herself.
XXX: I used to unlock it.
xxx: A neighbor passes by and says, “What, there is nothing at all?”

Slept to sleep. A roaring cat came to me. Now I know the meaning of the phrase "In my mouth my feet".

I read the news that sea cats are raping penguins, at first I thought it was a special force.