Fuck you guys.
I would ask you before you give birth to a woman.
To respect yourself, so that friends do not laugh and friends envy you need:
1. fearlessly rushing to meet the most crazy ideas, from plotting the dredd to climbing a tree without branches drunk behind the tarzanka - type I am interesting
To be able to put (and configure!!!!) the wheel, the network, the first-needed wheels - type not stupid blonde
Constantly, without stopping to clean something, wipe and clean, cook a tueva chew, if possible, deliciously and every day - the type of "good hostess".
Don’t eat this tueva hutcha, paint it every day, put one hair and remove the other (and, fucking, don’t confuse it!) Type of model.
Be always in a good mood, forgive Him his male weaknesses, friends - their female, do not burden both of them with their problems - like a positive man.
Phat a horse unregulatedly without the right to "I can't do this" for a modest salary - like I do a career
Doing little pleasures to Him, like getting up first and cooking breakfast – like “I love him.”
And all the time that I’m ripping my ass on the above numbered points he... well what to say... you all know what you do in your free time...
The Nuvon... It will be time to reproduce – I will only give birth to a boy.

From January 1, exchangers disappear.
What at all?? to
Order of the NBU.
Oh you fucking! You immediately say that currency exchangers, or I thought file exchangers!

From the Reviews:
"Especially, the story of the Ukrainian actress, which in already 3 films in a row nobody gives: neither hitman, nor max payne, nor bond..."

21 years I lived and did not suspect that I was a hopper, and today I walked in the booth and little of what I liked there, so there is still and everyone like me...

xxx: I have a propeller in the compass somewhat weirdly begun to swallow
YYY: Feed him with the strawberries.

To the citations:

Here you say, girls have relationships with the rich, beautiful, smart, and they are conducted on buses and buses. Guys, in my 20s, I have been travelling for 6 years, dancing, keeping my body in the Spartan order, I am a student of the jurfak of oil and gas, a project manager in insurance, I have been engaged in theater for 9 years, in the prospect of buying a really expensive car. The fact that my parents didn’t help me, I don’t think it’s worth talking. I don’t have a permanent relationship because we have fun, and then they go from me to those who don’t have half of what I have material, but have a thousand times more important love. They don’t look for what ‘girls’ are doing, they just love and care about them. As a result, they get at the exit of the closest and most faithful person.
Take care of love, friends. Everything else will apply."

+ picnics
I am 22 years old) I live alone, my business, my parents did not help either. I drive a car worth 62,000. North American rubles, there is a motto. I do not deny myself anything.
And now it’s been about three years (since I left the job), stupid one. All relationships are very one-time. Of my ex married so much that ppc) And most often on managers, who just have time to make the girl happy. The problem is that everyone needs money. Those who are really looking for them are just prostitutes.

Appreciate the relationship. They are more important. The financial crisis will not destroy them.

I would marry you, guys.

My work is a lot...
Stay with me mindfully!
I: I think of you.
I: I take off your mental clothes.

Drying (13:25:24 7/11/2008)
Do you know the exhibition coordinator? Trufakin Yevgeny Alexandrovich I am fucking afraid of him.

I want you Ctrl-V ?

WOW (woman): cute, only Ctrl-V need to be done extremely carefully, as if it didn't work Ctrl-C...as last time scuco

I was at the birth of two twins. Everyone drinks, and one of the brothers thought about something and missed a couple of toasts. Here is the second brother and burns:
Are you not drinking? Who has a birthday, you or me?

(Shredder Odmin Huyace o_0 curtain)

Sergey>: comes a man,
Give a flash, a kilogram,
I’m sorry, what one?
This... like her... on the go. by Gigabyte
I - aaaa..ot please kingston on 1 GB - 350r black and white
I am on the tube.
I am aaaah.. you have a memory card, okay, what kind of phone you have
m- I am not myself, I am a friend, he fucked the phone, bought a new, I need a card
The phone model.
m........
I am approximately
apotheosis - man grit, give love, it will not fit let him fuck

"Uri wrote (a):
Oh, it still happens! Here is an absolutely true story, I observed in practice when in honey. The school studied.
In the badroom lies a 30-year-old man with a diagnosis of schizophrenia with a strong delusion of persecution. The content of the delusion is this: he is being pursued and wanted to be killed by his friends and family members for gradually becoming a Jew. He began to notice that his hair and eyes darkened, his nose grew and his character changed toward covetousness and greed. He wanted to be treated in order not to turn into a Jew definitively, but he was afraid to go to the doctor - the doctor could be a Jew and treat him specifically the opposite - to the Jew. In short, the non-drinking man sold everything in the house, half of everything he gave to his neighbors (so that they would not think he was greedy as a Jew), and on the other half he began to bow, so as not to become Jewish definitively. Jews are not drinking. But nothing helped, the process of transformation continued, others began to notice that he was already almost a Jew and now everyone wants to kill him for this.

Wife: Well, where is the money?
The crisis in the world. No money at all. And will not be.
Wife : Yes? What will you buy my mother for her birthday?
A rope and soap.
Wife: What, are you completely squeezed?! to
Man: Yes to myself! I will buy myself!
Wife: Here is it! You only think of yourself!

To the quote:

If you want to continue to enjoy Hollywood fighters to the fullest, never! Listen to never! Do not work in installation companies.

It is lucky for you that you are not an air controller - for some reason, when they have captured aircraft to plant some lamps, they always very carefully so with pressure, with fear in the eyes give instructions on the radio type: "Switch the pen to the left by 90 degrees and align the strip on the instrument a little more right..."
And, sadly, the dwarfs who saw the dashboard for the first time from the first time get in the right buttons and surprisingly clearly pick the right power of the engines... but it's okay. Much more killing is that on those super-modern boeings they do not have the simplest course-gliding system, which is able to land the aircraft in automatic mode, generally without the involvement of the pilot, and it is turned on by two buttons, and this, in my modest opinion, is much easier than giving control of the aircraft in the hands of idiots, who with one uncomfortable rush can kill it in the ground... But no, they will land, slow down, and then even a group of aircraft will arrange! Movies are real for fools... I am silent about how in these fighters the boats are put into orbit :)))

ASP (17:10 6/11/2008)
By the way, these pederastes in the bourgeoisie do not google at all.
Specifically dangerous guy entered his name and surname.
So there Google a clean sheet with the inscription that nothing was found.
I entered his name and surname on the following day - the link was to the fuck!!!!!!! to

Manukura told me.
She made a reference to her son at school: printed a page with the necessary information from some site, cut out banners, excess text and pictures with scissors. The Sclera. I decapitated.

Colleagues discuss how their children are looking forward to the New Year and rejoice at the tree-gyrlandes in the shops. The dialogue:
A: But Sergey told me that last year his child was so waiting for snow for the New Year that at the end of his (child) even depression began - snow was almost not there.
Oh, we’re not even talking about our snow anymore.

Smoke: I have lost everything on wifi. A laptop, a mobile phone, and even a stationary computer.
Rami: Gog... there is only wireless food to come up with.
Smoke: Nikola Tesla invented it 100 years ago. The Lower Tunguska is still in Auaia.

xxx: came recently to his hometown "for a visit". Mom picked up the bag, looking, put a note in the bag above the piece.
xxx: and I don't take money from her - a healthy fox in Moscow will take money from the mother from the province? Can’t be shorter.
xxx: took, carefully put her money in the notebook, let her think she took. I’ll go out of the train and tell her at the last moment.
XXX: I did that. Remember, I said, you have such a notebook with a diagonal strip?
XXX: Oh he said. I wrapped the money in your shirt and put it in the bag at the bottom.
XXX: This is how it is. Do not think that your parents are clever!

Authorship (20:12:37 2/11/2008)
The silence reigned!

Authorship (20:12:42 2/11/2008)
I am the owner of the house.

Authorship (20:12:44 2/11/2008)
ahahahaha

Dental Fairy (20:12:49 2/11/2008)
Silent Silent

Dental Fairy (20:12:53 2/11/2008)
Put off the knife.