Ilushka
I know how I found a cell phone... in such a state, a member in the pants would not find it.
SlaVk0
Gyeongs
SlaVk0
Mobile is bigger.
Ilushka
Here is the fox.
We sit with a friend at the "night movie", we watch some domestic treachery. At some point he cuts off and sleeps for about an hour.
On the screen, the hero pushes a replica:
What kind of porn is happening here?! to
My sleeping friend’s reaction:
Where is the porn??! to
The peacefully sleeping room was friendly and was born with applause.
The man who hears the iron ball rolling on the floor, thank you for being there.
Helena
Do programmers need to take and fuck?
Experienced Kamikaze
Ohha
Experienced Kamikaze
and you also need to get rid of the comp, and this niqab is not an easy task
Helena
and OMG. Is it enough to be naked?
Experienced Kamikaze
Not fact, not fact.
Helena
O_O
Helena
What else has to be done with you?
Experienced Kamikaze
This is how we are people.)
The first point is to catch the coder when it is not at the comp.
Invite to drink beer.
Then make him peel.
Take the book.
Give Sissy in hand.
Wait until he realizes that it’s not a mouse.
Then give an erection. in any way.
Then put in bed.
Divided by
Dress up yourself.
and fuck it until it breaks out ?
Brother in the bath:
Pull my back, or my ass is full! My neck is cold.
How do rabbits scream?? to
YYY: What did you smoke?? to
Battlestar Galactica:
Control Panel -> fonts -> ctrl+a -> right click -> Properties
Battlestar Galactica:
The Easter)
by Yamato:
This is a dog!!!!!!!! to
I sit behind the comp, I look at the weather in the mailrouge - "+7", the room is cold. I go to turn on the heater, I go back to the computer, - in the agent "+9". I am betrayed...
XXX is hi. How about health?
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY fuckingly
XXX: What is it? Something happened?
YYY: Do you have enough conscience to ask? I want to eat! Did you bite yesterday?
What did I do yesterday??? I don’t remember (
yyy:Mamma left a whole cage of float.
XXX: So eat your flesh...what am I here?
YYYY: And you fucking fool smoked yesterday decided that you swallowed fat!! to
YYY: And put half of the banks of Ferry in it! I hate you.
XXX: O_o
xxx: Recently, a friend and I were sitting with me, scanning a lecture.
And in the hallway it was not the first time that Daddy's lens fell out of his glasses. My friend’s reaction was suspicious:
Daddy] I got a point again, Dan, go, bring it back to me!
O O O O O O
I’m going, the weather, I’ll take a screw.
O O O O O O O O! to
She has read about the generation of Sonica and Sega, Mario and Nintendo, dancers and Dendi...
Am I alone with Tetris?and.
XXX: The Smoke Out
YYY: is it so?
XXX: The term will now be 6 years for the president
XXX: I't really be small and would immediately give the tower, but they never listen to me.
A round fool has one indisputable advantage – he is on life.
It runs easily.
by Yuri Tatarkin
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11.11.2008
In the news on the First tell a terrible story about the theft of oil on the
The server fleet. In two years, the criminals stole thousands of tons.
the oil. And in order to reveal the magnitude of the theft, they add that:
The largest ship of the Northern Fleet, the aircraft carrier "Admiral Kuznetsov"
This fuel would be enough for a few years of sailing!".
The aircraft-carrying cruiser "Admiral Kuznetsov" would have enough of this fuel
It is forever atomic.
The boy was so lazy that he woke up early to get bigger.
I don’t do them.
Two programmers are sitting in a deep decomposition.
1st Do you write in Piaspi?
2nd Do I write in Paphos?
1st Oh sorry.
In five minutes...
1st 0 - O
2 O_0
I stood on the Avasta compilation, found the old disk Dr. Web think-to-do check how the old version will work. So this Dr. Death ate Avasta, and then committed suicide, with no trace of any AVP left even in the register.
Mohammad Pla
We need a beautiful deck in the group. for pear
yyy: then beautiful and without complexes, and without a lift
xxx: well.... no, naked tits - it's heavy it gets... then a motorcycle is needed, and he's a bad boy
YYY: and we will be a budget option
XXX: Ural from the wash?
xxx:...it’s true, everyone in the group will have to fuck her... straight on the stage - so truffle, even the treachers will pull =))))
xxx:...and if she fucking even the swab - then the grindcors =)
xxx:...and if she is lazy and in the respirator - more blacksmiths and kidneys...
xxx:...and if the member is in the hive, the grindcors will add even more... although, you can just drink it with 20 liters of water and let it write - they like it, and with 20 liters to write a long time...
xxx:...and if there is a rubber member, then lesbians-detchers...
xxx:...and if a member is pierced by a nail - then also the bdsmists-extremists...
...and if the nail is rugged and in blood - then it is still Gothic, it will be a suicidal nail...
xxx:...and if we allow the photo and video shooting, then we will become the idols of the drunkers.
Nlt.Element (16:13:11 21/10/2001)
Nlt.Element (15:52:42 19/10/2001)
It was broken (
L@pyle4k@ (15:55:41 19/10/2001)
What is??? Are you drunk?? to
Nlt.Element (16:01:42 19/10/2001)
Talk broke
L@pyle4k@ (16:02:56 19/10/2001)
What is??? Write it normal!! to
Nlt.Element (16:06:54 21/10/2001)
The Happiness Test:
Nlt.Element (16:06:59 21/10/2001)
It is a crazy (
L@pyle4k@ (16:07:20 21/10/2001)
Fuck it! I am a fool ((( thank you...
Nlt.Element (16:07:40 21/10/2001)
It was blunt (((
L@pyle4k@ (16:08:06 21/10/2001)
I do not understand anything!!! to
Ollesya: How in English do I have no desire to meet you?
Tagged: fuck off