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[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №39246
 23.11.2010
What, is it near the day when the speed of transmission of information by wire will be able to overtake a truck with DVDs?
But we have a sapphire with blues.

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №39245
 23.11.2010
Can't Choose Between Three Movies (After Tomorrow, Hancock, War of Tanuki)
Imagine three punches: the first is destroying the world.
I have chosen.

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №39244
 23.11.2010
A friend is sent to the office of Melcosoft for training:

I had to buy a T-shirt with the inscription Bill Gay Tss today.

[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №39243
 23.11.2010
The sisters talk:
Why do you cheat on your husband? He is such a businessman, not a walker and polite.
That’s why Hamlet. That is how he is polite and gentle in bed, but it's cool, he fucking hard, straight "ah!" If he's lucky, then straight before work in the morning in the hallway will fuck out.

[ + 58 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №39242
 23.11.2010
How to get acquainted in the metro:

Nan^^: I will smile
Fen: if they smile in response - approach and meet
Nan^^: Hi, I'm Nastia, I'm 18 years old and I don't have anyone to fuck with, let's get acquainted?)

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №39241
 22.11.2010
Stone to the video about a multi-storey house built by the Chinese in 5 days (metal frame):
The main thing is that the threat protection was done - or fucking in the frame and pitch to all the Chinese iPhones along with the owners.

[ + 51 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №39240
 22.11.2010
[18:20:52] Diamant: the shape of the spell
[18:22:01] Cosma: he in Chisinau is his father
[18:22:36] Diamond: understand, thank you, let me know
[18:23:25] Cosma: Nothing is normal

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №39239
 22.11.2010
Gandons from the gut of the elephant
How did they get there?

[ + 63 - ] Comment quote №39238
 22.11.2010
Man prepares for work in the Russian language. Status of VKontakte:

“Wash, eat another plate! My mother said.
Vasya obediently sneezed and struck with porcelain.

[ + 70 - ] Comment quote №39237
 22.11.2010
From the review about the rural holiday complex under Chernivtsi:

There are 2 lakes, on one of them you can ride a catamaran, on the other - to catch a fish, or vice versa, I don't remember.

On the contrary, is it like riding a fish and half a catamaran?

[ + 75 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №39236
 22.11.2010
Unrespectful Dima and Vova!

If you think you are wise and just rulers, you will go out on the streets without guard and walk for days. Use pharmacies, shops, public transport, go to the hospital, school.

If you can then return to the Kremlin without injury or return at all...Here with you, rule. But if you are kicked off at the first corner, you are wise and righteous.

c) The Siberian

[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №39235
 22.11.2010
xxxxxxxxxxx:
The entire department of the "sellers" feels insignificant. The employee of another company (not selling) who came to the boss, witnessing a phone spam with an offer to increase the member, engaged in a conversation with the spammer, listened carefully to him and at the moment when the spammer wanted to offer to buy the product, suddenly moved into the offensive, stating that the small member was full of advantages. Over the course of 15 minutes, he gave a lot of arguments. It all ended up with the fact that the spammer felt upset and agreed that the small member was not so bad, because. He has a hose larger than a half-liter beer bank and all the girls seem to rejoice at first, and then escape in fear, you will not go out - suddenly confused, even the prostitutes refuse to serve.

[ + 72 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №39234
 22.11.2010
Yesterday so embarrassed (I stood at the stop, cold rain with snow, suits such a nice guy Asian, high yet very, a couple of times I looked at him, he smiles, and says a typical hello weather today fig, I am such an aga and I try to talk to him, he looks at me crazy and here I notice that he is talking to someone on the phone, in horror he sat on the first bus((((

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №39233
 22.11.2010
What do you appreciate in girls?
He – heroism
She is - stupid.

[ + 56 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №39232
 22.11.2010
Do you see that forest?
No, the trees are disturbing.

[ + 58 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №39231
 22.11.2010
The girl froze her shoulder and asks to bring her a heater.
xxx: I don’t remember how the heater looks, and where can I find it at 12 a.m.?? to
Go on the way to the pharmacy.
Do you know why they go to the pharmacy at 12 a.m.? They will ask what to answer?
The answer is "for strength".

by Mamont.

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №39230
 22.11.2010
MFLYIN (1:46 22/11) ah... especially in this case, I have very high demands: if you spend time, energy, nerves and money on a girl, then on the one who is worth it...
MFLYIN(1:47 22/11) *in the sense which is worthy

[ + 74 - ] Comment quote №39229
 22.11.2010
There is continuity in the world.
As signed in the 99th year for the newsletter "Anchorets of the city cat", so they come. All fucking the same!

[ + 74 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №39228
 22.11.2010
Well Yommy! If all the phones in the house start to break, all the doors are ringing, even the climbers, descending on the wires, knocking on all the windows!! to
Meaning is!
The fucking!
I am!
by V!
The toilet!! to

[ + 49 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №39227
 22.11.2010
Then I will walk with cancer.
Compotic: Red in meaning

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