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[ + 27 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №136055
 18.11.2016
Very knowledgeable

The correct names of the symbols:
by Tilda
@ at
# Sharp
by caret
and Ampersand
and Asterix

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №136054
 18.11.2016
Today, the second-grade son used the expression "grew the thread" and explained what it is. I have two higher and I’m shocked that he knows it.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №136053
 18.11.2016
LebBlizz: First he spoke of his childhood ended with a bottle of vodka in his hands, and then disappeared for 2 hours for a dendi.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №136052
 18.11.2016
Now I sit down and think, but when is the funeral season coming?

About retirees gardeners dying on the plots in the spring-summer-autumn, I have already written here, I will add from myself. In the summer there are a lot of drowning citizens. Two times this year and once in the past, I called the intelligence services: I walk my dog along the river quite late in the evening and I see/hear drunk companies, I walk the same route early in the morning – the body is swimming. Those who drowned could be more, but periodically the police patrol the shores and chase the swampers.

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №136051
 18.11.2016
geektimes, article "Hideaway-2 is moving onto the 4th power block of the CEA"
What about the part under the ground? Corrosion, crows, worms will not get to the pollution from below in this hundred years? or is there already initially when building such a multi-meter foundation that it does not threaten?
YYY: For a crab that grabs concrete to the reactor, no radiation is scary.

[ + 17 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №136050
 18.11.2016
Ura to! The friend pleased us with the corporate rules of the party))

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №136049
 18.11.2016
A client calls us at the bank. There is no POS terminal.
Support: Press F2 and F4 at the same time.
Customer: there is no such cockpit at the same time!

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №136048
 18.11.2016
If you’re looking for love where others are looking for sex, you can be fucked and fucked.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №136047
 18.11.2016
The husband calls his wife:
M: Hi, listen, that work is not hunting, let me take you to the movie, and then feed some delicious fast food snack.
Yes, you’re a romantic, so nobody’s ever touched me.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №136046
 18.11.2016
The Baskerville fish? ha ha! Odessa knows who is worse.

The shirt, my dear. Do not silence me so loudly!

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №136045
 18.11.2016
A glass pool hanging between high-rise buildings is discussed.
xxx> would you swim there?)))
yyy> No
xxx> and why It is cool!
yyy> Yes to me and home with chips cool
xxx> ahahah))) Well let's win the lottery for free?)))
yyy> No
xxx> and
Yyy> I can’t swim.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №136044
 18.11.2016
The five-digit numbers on bus tickets have been invented by people who don’t want people to be happy.

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №136043
 18.11.2016
From the former owners we got the German Shepherd Greta. Specifically, I asked her to leave because the owner was going to give the dog either to the village, the neighbor, or the dormitory. He just didn’t know where to put her, and I was afraid that Greta would fall into bad hands.

All her long life, and she is now nine years old, the dog has been sitting on a heavy meter chain behind a high fence. No one taught her, no one taught her. They didn’t eat too much, softly speaking. However, this attitude to dogs for many is considered normal. A guard and a point.

Immediately behind our house, thick plantations of wild apples and strawberries begin. I started driving Greta there on a leash. The dog just went crazy! She saw the world for the first time.

In landings, she began to understand simple commands, learned to walk on a lead, run, jump and chase butterflies. I tried to recover the lost.

I always knew that German Shepherds were incredibly clever, but once Greta just struck me. In the evening we sit on the stairs. It is warm, calm and smells of flowers. Worked in the garden, drank tea – idyllia! The daughter of Masha has been out with new girlfriends and also sits, rests. Greta approached and sat next to Masha. I sat for five minutes, clinging to her. Then suddenly I got up and looked critically at my daughter. Again approached and carefully, with gentle care, began to remove the baby’s ripe. With a sleeve, a pair of pants, a pair of shoes. He brushes his teeth and folds on the ground. She brought the child in order, looked carefully at Mania, then all of us, adults. I say :

“Smart girl, beautiful girl, good Greta! There is no water, you can rest.

I swallowed the fox, and it calmly stretched out at our feet.

[ + 29 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №136042
 18.11.2016
XHH: There is a legend that in Google you can go to the second search station.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №136041
 18.11.2016
On the subject of the arrest of Ulukaev, Minister of Economic Development:
There is no economic development. There is no Minister.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №136040
 18.11.2016
I go home - my wife sits thoughtful and even sad. I ask, say what happened. Reply to:
I realized that I’m getting older... I used to wear beautiful underwear for sex, and now for doctors.
Baba, by the way, only forty years old.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №136039
 18.11.2016
The rounded fool
Here the name did not come from a geometric figure that has no angles. not at all. And from (follow the chain of words) round-around from all sides. A fool in all matters.
It is in this sense that people say: "the round fool".

[ + 32 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №136038
 18.11.2016
How could the Scotch laminate be glued? How is? That is, washing the lazy, and sticking the whole floor with a scotch is the norm. by Fuck!! to
Then sit with a knife to scratch this laminate - in general, fucking!
Then take and paint. The Laminate. by LAKOM. Fuck three times. It’s right, don’t give her advice.

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №136037
 18.11.2016
And who will now believe, that initially proposed to assess the comic situation, when the husband so earned that the word" forget" the only thing that emerged in his consciousness was the word "remember"))

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №136036
 18.11.2016
How can you buy people who have "yellow" on the website?

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