From an article about one of the heads of early research and development of nuclear weapons in the USSR G. P. Lominsky (in his childhood he had the honor of being known personally):

In the 1970s, an explosion in one of the wagons at the Swerdlovsk cargo station, now Yekaterinburg, resulted in the destruction of several buildings. According to the legend, after receiving the report of the incident, the secretary of the Sverdlovsk Oblkom of the CPSU called G. P. Lominski and asked if he was the owner of the product that destroyed the Sverdlovsk cargo station. Georgy Pavlovich asked where the caller was from, and, having received the answer: "From the obcom", - not without black humor replied: "No, this is not our product. If it worked for us, there would be no obkom or Sverdlovsk.”

A friend has moved, there is a sushi mini-café near her new home. From the series: a stand, after it do sushi (5-7 minutes), pack, take a bag and eat home. They went in, a friend says, “If I don’t get poisoned today, I’ll go here all the time.”



From the depths of the room behind the stand comes a clear saying: “Have you heard? Repeat it!”

I had somehow a good acquaintance (in the sense of communicating well), let’s call her Nastya, who, say so, liked to have an active sex life with different partners.

We met her by chance and talked to her. I find out that she has a permanent boyfriend, they love each other, all business. Well, I say, if so, and I ask in a joke:

Will you not even change him?

And then she gives me an epic phrase, which can safely be entered in the "citations of the great...", khm, pick the word yourself in general)) :

"I will, but since I love him so much, he will never know about it.

After a while they married.

The Portfolios

>>> And are gold rottweilers still there today? They are now all standard black with brown legs with a chest-mortar.
Or is it a retriever?

They confused everything. In that video, the receiver competed to the retailer. Restylane recorded it all.

Review of the film "The Dog Heart":

The film is definitely good. Only you can explain why when I look at it, I want to eat all the time? How do they trick to eat so delicious and juicy? Because of this, it is impossible to watch a movie without the "table". I swallow.

If I suffered as much pain as sex, and my children were melted, thrown out for washing, or given to random hands, I would go for sterilization myself!

About the Rabbit

>> Audio books used to exist in the form of radio shows. Your parents read your books before going to bed. Are they in hell too?

I would add that to record stories mankind learned a little later than to tell.
Well, that execution can crumble - it is yes.

Borges, referring to the testimony of Blessed Augustine, argues that at the end of the fourth century people ceased to accompany reading by voice... We, referring to Nikolai Vasilyevich Gogol, argue that from about the middle of the nineteenth century reading was not already accompanied by thought processes... Although,, this qualitative leap occurred in us much earlier. When a person reads in silence, not moving his lips, it is noticeable to everyone. But to note that the reader also does not move his brains, could only Gogol with his truly devil’s vigil.

and castration

Let’s at least start with the fact that cats don’t understand that the size of the goat and eggs is an object of pride. Therefore, even if they are offended by you, it is not because you have deprived them of their male pride, but banally for the suffering he had to experience due to the operation.
Then about the "unnatural" Keeping an animal locked in whose hormones play is also unnatural. If you live in a private house, and the cat can come and go at any time, and you wonder if it will disappear or not, do not castrate. In other cases, it is better not to do so at all.

All the technicians are a little dumb, especially after beer. The husband in the company of three friends yesterday sang: "Dark night; you, dear, I know, do not sleep and on the baby bed secretly betray me with someone. Then they argued for half an hour whether it was real to do it on a baby bed or not, and then they remembered Yaskina's bed and intended to conduct tests on it. I only remembered when I promised to charge the shovel of anyone who would risk leaving Yaska without a legitimate place to sleep.
XHH: It’s also good that mys didn’t remember how we checked it. ^ ^ ^ ^ ^

A woman who can listen quietly will always be happier in marriage than a chatter.

A silent woman always feels some sort of inner tragedy and a man instinctively seeks to protect her.

This story happened to my friend. He was recently on a hunting trip. While at home (sharing housing with colleagues), I suddenly found that there was no basket. The whole apartment, no. They were stolen on the way. The phone went somewhere. After a while, he was found unloaded. It includes. The first SMS comes: about the disbursement of funds... in the amount of 1 ruble. Well, they think, Vryuga has already started spending money on cards. Why 1 ruble? See SMS - the purchase was made in one of the local shops. Someone suggested that the wallet was forgotten there, and the seller made a purchase at least so that the owner came a text message, and he understood where his wallet was. Alexis walked into the store.
So it went! The seller was not only honest, but also clever. She returned the wallet and even the ruble, which she wrote off from his card. From the reward the girl refused and after offering to take at least a chocolate, modestly chose the simplest.

The off-season for traumatologists is when the motorcyclists have already finished and the snowboarders have not yet begun.

Buy an Elephant

>> There a person was interested, said, where within the MKAD you can buy a private house. sorry him

If a person has the opportunity to buy a private house within the ICAD, you should not regret it, you can only envy it.
The rest should be regretted, who with their rare width of worldview can not earn a room in the castle.
And he will acquire himself later and in the losangeles - after Moscow will not be difficult.

Amazing people who are panically afraid of the letter "e". They know such words as "floor", "epoca", "escalator"... I think, come to such a person, tell him: "E!" – and all, there is no man...

And the name of this exotic religion can be, or according to the indications given, none of the major world religions is suitable. What is the heresy/sect?

In fact, any world religion in an orthodox version...
I may open your eyes, but for a few thousand years, women have lived in most societies on the rights of property.
And now, de juro having equal rights, in socially vulnerable countries (and in the Russian Federation including) a large percentage of women de facto strives to transfer responsibility for their lives to the “master” – “I don’t want to decide anything”, “a man should take the initiative”, “a man should provide” – just the echoes of a millennial habit of being an Object and not a Subject of sexual, organizational and legal activity...

Irony of fate

Jessie would not have Ippolit was a superstitious, self-loving and very reckless whale, who, of course, made him specifically, so that he was not sorry for any decent man (this is a comedy!History would have developed differently.
From the very beginning, he had to assess the condition of the guest and the chances that his chosen woman with this alkas sleeps.
Negative forecasts are the losers. What will help the attack of jealousy? He always ruins everything.
Axiom: Do not show apparent indifference to those with whom to work. Take the situation into a deadlock and be there first. Or just run away.
Did he say it was his apartment? So move softly, talk to yourself. You need to know the truth, right? Ask for documents. In fact "lost" help find and then call the police. In the police everyone will help (even the scammers - to correct). This is the axiom of Soviet propaganda.
In short, the whole story ends at its number three.

XXX I am fat.
No need, you are beautiful.
I didn’t say I was scary. I said I was fat.

Buzova gave Sarah Jessica Parker her debut album and points.

Instructions for use: Close your ears when listening to the album.

Daughter defectologist showed a page from a textbook about different degrees of debility and their signs.
I realized that we are actually a lot :)

You don’t even know why we fought with her this time!
Did you tell her she’s fat?
HGH is worse. I downloaded a new voice package to the navigator, a dumb other female voice. To her question, where do I deal the old woman, I replied that I was tired, and in general, this younger woman.
She doesn’t talk to me now.