I wrote you a program. and
But the bugs did not disappear entirely.
Let them not worry you anymore.
The program will not help you.

The computer is silent, hopeless.
This is Kaspersky Tomy virus.
I wrote you the program... but carelessly.
Do not let God give it to others.

xxx> I now have a unique securities. In it there is a mistake (the letters "P" and "K" are confused) only in one word, but how the meaning has changed! And Gendry did not notice, signed.
And the paper says the following: "For the early completion of the project to cremate the following employees: " and the list of employees)
To him the chief of the department approached, interested, to kill them before this, or just so will come.)

and explanatory.
Late to work due to the fact that he stood in a stupor for an hour and a half with his mouth open, looking at the thermometer.

XXX: People, what to popcorn to watch?

As you call the cat, it will heal.
We brought home a cat 4.5 years ago. Small, black and funny. After some reflection how to name from the two final options "Snowboy" and "Tyson" was chosen the second option=)
Today we play with this 4.5-year-old cat) This miracle is worn around the apartment, periodically sinking anywhere, then attacking from there. There is a couch, a chair next to it, almost tight, but where they are closed, a couple of hands will slip through their backs. Kotte crawls behind the couch and what does not come out of there... I decide to see that he has gone, I look into this space and I get the wildest supply in the eye with the front leg with the most powerful jump =))) The eye normally opened in 10 minutes, about the same time the bleach became visible))

I was driving in the morning in the tram and as usual in the headsets heavens...Near me was a mom with a child, who was taken to the kindergarten. The child shouted surprisingly synchronously along with the solist from my headphones. Most of the screams the child performed much more emotionally than the solist... and the music was better suited to the music.
Would I take off the headphones and listen to the child? He has a great future...

Oh, let’s argue.
How suddenly? how suddenly?
Oh yeah fuck.
I stand short in the kitchen, I look out the window.
I turn, and she goes on to me with her hands stretched out, right like a zombie.
Well, I’ll take it and lick it – do you need brains?
She kissed me with a playful and romantic mood, from where I knew it.
HH: It was uncomfortable.
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh ?

Pay for the inets, check the pelmeni, make a compliment to the woman!! to

xxx: In this case, another criticism: check your posts in the word at least, or the meaning of your posts is not understood, so they are illiterate.
Yyy: Honestly not looking for a teacher of grammar,..., and I print without looking at the keyboard in the semi-dark sometimes the fingers are pressed wrong. XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
The Order is written separately.
xxx:"In other words, in the order is written separately." No comments))))))

After the sex:
Do you want again?
No, I just like to chew it :)
I am glad I found a fellow!

Higher Mathematics
I take a break, sorry many members.

and kachora:
Everyone dreams of making a maid, with the inscription "I am schizophrenic" in the front and "I too" in the back.

The xxx:
The expression is like this! We have the entrance to the laundry one, the garbage car runs in the back. The builders are building something in a hurry. So in a hurry that while the garbage car stood and overloaded the garbage from the containers, several discharges with excavated soil poured out this soil directly at the exit from the washing. And fucking, 2 minutes six, Friday, we’re late! The garbage carriers were so upset when they could not leave and went home on foot. And the machine is still standing under the windows as an orphan standing, filled with snow on the bumper.

A small burn today. I come to pick him up from the kindergarten, went in a little earlier, stood up next to the door to the room of his group, look at his favorite child, so that he did not know. The teacher plays a game and asks another question:
Q: Children, what is the largest number in the world? Who will answer me?
The first child: 100 billion!! to
The second child: one million billions!! to
One hundred thousand trillions!! to

No, I'm glad he won, but I'd have to limit his access to the net :)

Once at work, he asked for a bribe instead of a visit card. Then such a coward was...

The guy from Tula, who today at Lunacharka gave me a little thing that was missing for a ticket home, I hope you will see it! Thank you very much!! I before you 3 people in 5 rubles refused, and the conductor on our flight is harmful, without you I would not have arrived at home exactly 5 km))))))))

A girl talks with a guy on the phone, she was attacked by an icota.
This is the case... Do you love me?
of course! Are there doubts?
You can forgive me a lot, right?
Yes...
In general, when we broke up, I got HIV drunk... I went to the doctor... the diagnosis was confirmed... I'm sorry...
What is it???? to
Katy, and you stopped crawling.
and TAAC! Is it true?? to
Of course not! ?! to

He is: thank you, praise)
She: I pray, only not Zia!!!! It is so stupid!! Please do not be one of them.
He is good)
It’s my ubique ?
She: What?

Today in Omsk: stop "Transport Academy", I am waiting for the bus, an ordinary pigeon approaches, begins to look down from the bottom up, I don’t give any importance, I stand quietly, he flies off and tries to pick up my right hand bag (there was nothing in it capable of attracting his attention!)))) I mocked, sat nearby, walked by the stop, while looking in the face of each standing, returned to me... Again looked, again took off, again tried to pick up the bag!))))) The girls are standing by, the phones have been picked up, they are making videos and roaming! I turned back again, again the pigeon walked through the stop, looked in the eyes of the standing, and WITH me from behind! Immediately ONCE flies from behind, ONCE tries to pick up the bag out of his hands, mocking...)))))) With an offended expression "the face" goes to the side, notices the girl passing by in the beret, takes off, and, in picking / flying, tries to tear her take off her head!)))))))))))) O_o... It is a puppy!!!))

xxxxxxxxxxx:
What is her grief?
WOW :
The neighbor from below is fighting alien invaders. His neighbors "from the side" called the police. They came, planted the door, but could not open it - he turned the door. Now they are sitting on the stairs together with the doctors, writing blasphemy notes. They say they haven’t heard much. Hell white from youtub nervously smokes in the side.