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[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №121216
 30.11.2015
I am sick (with stomach problems), I sit on a tough diet and because of this I lost weight sharply and heavily.

Every second tries to tell me the story of a familiar girl who lost weight and then rebuilt and died.

In general, I have one question: how did this unfortunate girl become known to most of my friends and relatives, and I never saw her?

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №121215
 29.11.2015
XX: A lot of people, chaos, brown movement. Impossible to leave the store immediately.
calmly... breathe out, go slowly, imagine that all around you are naked, alone you are dressed... and smile, have fun
I imagined that all the women around were naked, as you suggested. I got up.
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY All of it!

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №121214
 29.11.2015
He wrote an ecological report on the subject:
"Ecological problems of the modern world" - and realized that we are fucking.

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №121213
 29.11.2015
Self-drawing of river sand through Moscow with delivery costs from 3 thousand rubles to 5, which is 5000 kilograms. 5 thousand pounds, Charles! to
I still don’t understand how you could buy 2 kilos of sand for 2 thousand rubles.
Brother, you have been divorced.

[ + 23 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №121212
 29.11.2015
Hey, lawyer of fools under the number 18951!

You blamed all the faces of the female so blatantly, and in the very right the nymph shone. Didn't you think that many husbands, I'm sorry, can eat banally? Grey in the head, and give them a 20-year-old beauty, a borst with a mine.

And many, imagine, have to work until their faithful in the "dancers" is stuck. And they may basically not have money and time for the expensive hairdresser and the oral courses you boast.

Although it is not excluded that this is a skilled throw from the organizer of oral sex courses, to which no one goes.and ;)

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №121211
 29.11.2015
Lobsterenok: I’m afraid of the dark...I had a punic attack when the traffic jams broke out.
Coccinella: The Carthaginians attacked?

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №121210
 29.11.2015
We once with a friend went to the lakes (six, maybe, hours on the bus), the tickets were picked up at the last moment, and so it turned out - in different places of the salon. And next to my friend was a aunt, who for two hours told a friend on the phone how she planned to remove warts. I heard it in ten rows. The girlfriend polently asked not to have such intimate conversations in public - she was ignored. She wrote a note on the sheet "all got your warts" - it was ignored again. Then she called my number and began to tell me as loudly and penetratingly what this wart said. “Ir, here next to me is a woman sitting, get up, look, see? So on her right side a new wart jumped out, her husband noticed, and she saw herself only in the mirror, her husband held the mirror, and the mirror was small, barely looked at it!" This was the case when the whole bus really if not rotted, then crushed. Aunt cried, called her friend a ham, received dogs from other passengers. I remained silent for half an hour, then I picked up the phone again, and the Light called me again. My aunt didn’t even talk, she dropped the phone.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №121209
 29.11.2015
Residents of Sevastopol in the conditions of the energy blockade set up a disco right in the center of the city, the equipment is powered by a small diesel generator.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №121208
 29.11.2015
This is:

Applicants of the Institute of Hydrodynamics named after Lavrentiev.
- "Mom, I decided to go to ISIS!"

What is NII, not an academic university? But yes, it is fun...

[ + 26 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №121207
 29.11.2015
A router once flew. Immediately the phone caught a network called “Heaven” on one stick. I go to the network settings: shows that the phone is not connected to wi-fi, and the internet is running. I have never seen that network again.

[ + 25 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №121206
 29.11.2015
You can briefly explain how our GLONASS works.
Well very simple. The satellite from the orbit looks into the taiga. On which side of the trees, there is the north.

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №121205
 29.11.2015
Ekaterina, Moscow, 15.08.2015
Microwave
Good morning guys someone writes that there is no grill there all we bought with my husband that year before the new year we are very pleased her warms up quickly put for 1.5 minutes sandwiches hot cheese floats very delicious so for this price you can safely use!!! to

xxx> here's when you don't have the heels, it feels like her husband is fucking there on this microwave

[ + 20 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №121204
 29.11.2015
The Nobel Peace Prize was nominated for the S-400.

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №121203
 29.11.2015
Scientists may have uncovered the secret of the secret room in Tutankhamun's tomb

xxx: maybe scientists or maybe revealed?
YYY: The British

[ + 24 - ] [17 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №121202
 29.11.2015
The Kremlin hopes for the inviolability of international law on shipping through the Black Sea Strait.

The Russian parliament approved a bill to abolish the priority of international law.

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №121201
 29.11.2015
FSF: This would be the situation with Turkey - Chubaysa to be shot
What does it have to do with Chubby???
FFF is noise.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №121200
 29.11.2015
During the repair, all things that have not been found are considered missing.

[ + 14 - ] Comment quote №121199
 29.11.2015
Future patients with lung cancer

from 18942:
Throw your fucking polyamide jacket into the trash, buy the right clothes and don’t fucking brain people.

What is the right clothes on which a burning cigarette leaves no trace after touch?
Stop smoking, or your brain is already atrophic.

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №121198
 29.11.2015
So, the connection between buildings No. 4 and 5 disappears. Check the router in the fifth.
Order is included. There is no connection.
- Okay, go by the cable to the fourth body, there is another node.
and oppa!
What happened?
The fourth house was destroyed.
What is?? to
I attach a photo to the report. I cannot rebuild the house in SLA.

[ + 59 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №121197
 29.11.2015
Today you, like an honest hamster, say, “I don’t want to read about politics, I want to read about cats and breasts!”
But tomorrow you are forbidden to eat certain foods, after tomorrow you are forbidden to rest in certain countries, then the light and water are turned off, and then polite uncles with machine guns come and persuade you to go wherever, under the bullets of ignorant bearded men, where you will die in the glory of the great shit.
Specifically, in the name of the Leader, the friends of the Leader, the children of the friends of the Leader and the lovers of the children of the friends of the Leader.
And you will have a small hill with a FIO or just a number, and you will have no cats or chicks.

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