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[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №12450
 11.11.2008
The phone rings.

Hi, I listen to you.
Is it technical support?
and yes.
I have broken contact with the outside world.
- O_o...

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №12449
 11.11.2008
Where I thought I was fucking. I am constantly walking with a laptop on my left shoulder, in the bag besides it is still there is a USB cable, a setup drive with Vista and XP, last month, the original disk with Ubuntu came by mail, all this is used to help my friends admin, I am going to take my labs for comrades from the gym. But I myself am in Jura. I am an assistant lawyer.

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №12448
 11.11.2008
I am fucking. How are classmates still in the first place in the final of the rune prize after the introduction of paid registration??? People, wake up, go away from there.

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №12447
 11.11.2008
I think that the ALICE bot will soon become an analyst on various issues.

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №12446
 11.11.2008
Comet: Thanks, I am so pleased! There were tears in my eyes and a neighbor from the stairs.

[ + 42 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №12445
 11.11.2008
XXX is
Odmines are the ancestors of the Scandinavian god Odin.
YYYY
What? = D
XXX is
Same rough and harsh...

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №12444
 11.11.2008
In the words of my colleague.
Called my mother at night, said that the son hit a pedestrian, urgently need a grandmother.
My son is sleeping in the neighboring room. My mother did not think long. designates time and place (angle of Rustawella and north).
Two hours pass, winter, frostbite, scammers call and clarify the place. My mom promises to come soon. The clock goes by, the bandits are cold, they are in a hurry. Mom agrees, but the money she collects for relatives, you have to wait a little longer.
And now it is light, people are rushing to work, Mom drinks morning coffee.
Where is the grandmother’s wallet?? to
Call me tomorrow, okay? I have insomnia, and you are not bored.
It is a blatant blatant, guts.
Maldives to Mom!

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №12443
 10.11.2008
Discussion of the topic "Sex during menstruation"
#15 is
Sergey Maniac
11 February 2008 at 15:01
I wash my eyes not bad, and the blood, for example, even leaves me.

#16 is
Valery Rys Yuryev
11 February 2008 at 15:04
I see nick.

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №12442
 10.11.2008
I’m out of town, comrades.
Only we can stop the bus stop! Dachniki mla, decided that it would become a good greenhouse. *WALL*
by Dayzel

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №12441
 10.11.2008
34226 (saved 2008-11-04 at 17:55)
by Daniel:
...I sit behind the comp, copy some info from the DVD through Total, Edishn's Gift version, this is one that sounds all its actions with a vivid female voice, is copied extremely slowly, and therefore, at the request of my wife, I include through a TV tuner some other soap series there. There is a picture: next to the icon sits a little girl and asks: "God, do so that my grandmother would recover, and my parents did not forget about me, and so on."
And then on the backdrop, the total finished copying and said with a loud voice: done!!! Rjač stood for 5 minutes))

Thank you for not giving out "No mercy will be!"

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №12440
 10.11.2008
Something angered Cole, no one remembers what. He sits a tough programmer and dumbs enter with all the dough. Comes a girl manager with clients, quietly so a letter to him on the table puts and says: it can be done insert / break the page... so it is more convenient. He smiles. is leaving.
Who hasn’t seen the expression of the car? You can go and see, he still sits there. There is no similar smiley.

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №12439
 10.11.2008
The dictionary in Firefox 3 modestly insists that it is not Hemingway and Cummington to write correctly.

Firefox means that you are the Kummingtonian. The American Slipper. The great writer was named Hemingway.

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №12438
 10.11.2008
I would have shot Pila 6 in House 2... It would be a movie-legend.

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №12437
 10.11.2008
1: there are three types of machines: crawler, crawler and spackel
I forgot the eye.

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №12436
 10.11.2008

I am in the best mood, I am well. and. I am the happiest and happiest person. and. and.
Throw away all the negative, think only about the good, because there is so much, everything will be fine. and. I know that. and.

YYY: Have you eaten?

XXX: Aha

and so on. Did all the peelings eat?

I mean ? ? ? ? ? ? ?

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №12435
 10.11.2008
by
"25: [ 28 ] added 2008-11-02 07:52
I have seen a lot in my life, but when Cheburashka shouted Banzai in the Japanese version of the cartoon of the same name I cried, O_o.

The link!!! to

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №12434
 10.11.2008
Ether
Don’t miss me, I’ll send you letters :)

Alone is
The postal pigeons?

Ether
No, shit, the blue postmen

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №12433
 10.11.2008
From the film "The Quantum of Mercy":
All this we got from the CIA and KGB databases, the rest of the information is unavailable due to the firewall.

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №12432
 10.11.2008
Mda...all ored naked schoolhouse / blonde / and so on from the basement, and naked had to go to the айтишникам. It is sad (

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №12431
 10.11.2008
XXX is fuck! These 'otaku' squeezing handcuffs were still sick when we watched the Mitsubachi Maaya no Bouken on light bulb TVs!
YYY :?? to
XXX: The Maya Bee was named... Though where do you remember

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