While the shells were carried to the field, a legendary story occurred: near the Great Stone was the airfield of the coast guard helicopters, there was a naval infantry blockpost. In connection with the constant checking of who's eggs cooler, the marines tried to annoy land turtles. This is how we stopped our Ural with the tank ammunition we carried to the field. A lieutenant in the shape of a Marine Corps (HZ as they call this rank, in the land lieutenant) climbed to the turning lights, such as dirty.
While the oldest car agreed to pass, an emergency occurred.
The blockpost was a booth and a shlagbaum welded from a rail. While the high sides tried to agree on the road appeared a car (VAZ2101, at that time a normal car), when entering the shlagbaum, the penny crashed with the engine and crashed under the shlagbaum. The height of the railway was small, just on the cap. Schlagbaum cut the cabin, scattering the spark, the penny fell into the cage. When they got the sufferer, they found one of the helicopters of the nearest airfield in the state of groggie. The question is what X!! he replied, "I see the shlagbaum, well, I struck on myself and the twists..."

Pash, listen, you have a black name?
WOW: Well yes.
Call my son a coat! =) is
WOW : ))
XHH: Shake up, in school: "Black Coat, to the board!"

Dear young lady! Congratulations on your birthday!
I wish you in the new year of your life to finally find the fine line between extraordinary and fucking!

The case occurs in the communication salon, the grandfather falls, ancient, like a tyrannosaurus egg, in bifocal glasses. He begins to look around so carefully, like where I got... Well, fucking, the service is - I approach him "Good evening, what to suggest, ask..." 0 attention. I think it's okay, maybe it's too little, maybe it's just going to go away - guy, can you say a few words? I approached. Grandfather looks around so stealthy (sper the cabbage cabbage and is going to push me) and asks - you have it for sale. Oh no, sorry, I didn’t understand. Grandpa is so upset - you're a man, you know what I need? I’m sure you’re all here))))) grandfather – writers are there? ))))))))

<Namen> I was on vacation and I was in hospital.
<Namen> the doctor told me that I am, I quote "a real patient"
<Namen> pleasantly speaks to a real patient will talk, or walk all kinds of simulants
<Namen> I didn’t know how to rejoice or be sad

So, a car comes to me in the service, driving a comrade with large white letters of DPS in the back. Well, the machine is like a domestic machine, painted, but in the appearance of a candy, figuratively expressed. Well, I think, he is an honest, brave guard of the law, a machine like everyone else, and therefore not a briber. Word by word, the machine I do the conversation I lead and here we touch the wheels - winter is near. And he: yes, I have a lipstick on the lexus, and my wife put spikes on the cruiser... and this is so, to work to ride...
Z is. Bring it to Zadornov, he will be able to tell you funny.))))

XXX: What, you closed, they say
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
XXX is not lying.
YYY: I don’t know on Thursday, I’ll know.
XXX: Do you not work?
YYY :?
XXX: The letter
xxx on the keyboard
Do you press yourself? For religious reasons
Everything is normal
YYYY : :-)
XXX: Can I not press too?
YYY: Try the Time Exemit
XXX: What else can you do?
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
xxx is true! eprsthuen

I don’t like when a girl is late for a date for 24 hours. Then I begin to think that she may not come...

I’m in the car with a friend... I’m driving, he’s in the front passenger seat and instead of attaching his belt to his holder, he’s plugging it into mine. I also tried to do it, but unsuccessfully. The hole is occupied). The further dialogue:
You have stuck your hernia in my hole!
So take yours in my friends.
10 minutes to 10...

JS: It’s also good that the budget assembly itself was more like a mess with the owners of our entire chief.
JS: So even the neighboring hall was occupied by some sort of MLM or something like that.
JS: They were working in the team building, singing and shouting.
JS: I was seriously afraid of the nervous system of our financiers, when on virtually every statement of the shareholders in the style of the "boys, we are in the ass, no profits, no money", because of the wall was communicated bold "Urra, Urra, Urraaa!"

Well, yes, and a mouse in old age will give no one.

User: I have chat access to the innet lost

Is the internet fixed?
Used by: AGA
Admin: What to say?
User: Thank God

Or, here, there is another option... Go to a drunk woman and start waking her up. Shake, make a thoughtful face, and say, “I really need to talk to you, let’s go to the kitchen.” And when she, shaking her eyes from the bright light of the table lamp sits on the chair, looking straight in the eyes to start: "The Russian, German and French are arguing, who will not be messy for longer..."
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BigBozz: which shit put in the accounting sort of a mini-shredder??? If before 17:00 he will not be cleaned from the pipifax and old pads, disinfected with alcohol and returned to the hall - I will find, fuck and shake up with a record in the tubo!

A long time ago in school, the teacher, as always, intimidating the class with an approaching exam, gave:
Even don’t think, at the exam you won’t be able to write off.On the party will lie only a clean sheet of paper, a pen and your head)))

In the fourth class of the native injure, we and the Americans drank. By three o’clock in the morning, they drank the second box of vodka. It should be noted that throughout the evening, out of the correctness of the host party, they spoke English. At three o'clock in the morning, one of the American guests woke up from the salad, listened to the speech at the table for a long time, and then in a quiet voice in pure Russian said: "You guys, let's speak Russian, right? And on international questioning views, he explained: - I seem to have forgotten the English..." No scene.
by Leone

Discussions are dangerous.
" By the way, after the first pursuit. As my comrade Vadim correctly noted, in order to leave the truck on a sports car, it was just... to leave.

She: I wonder what is missing in the body, when pulling on cabbage
It is sex :)
She: Do you think?
He is: Yes. Rabbits are like that.
He eats and goes on :)
She is *ROFL*

Here they asked what would happen if the cat looked in the eyes and said"MY".
I checked on my cat.
I was expecting that he... well, maybe he’d get upset with fear, crazy, or something like that...
And that shit struck me in the eye.
And then another foot in the other eye.

It is best to check your cat.

Wooster: The way she did it is too cool, Jives.
Almost perpendicular, sir.