bezdna.su — the best quotes and jokes from the abyss!



[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №12430
 10.11.2008
Elsi standing in the company of friends in headphones, but not listening to music, you can learn a lot about yourself

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №12429
 10.11.2008
In order to improve the demographic situation in Russia, it was decided to put an additional 2 rows of sofas for kissing in cinemas and to introduce an additional session without a movie show.

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №12428
 10.11.2008
<Style> Drawing on Yourself
<Style>!
<Square> you won’t believe it
<ELESDE> are you flying with Yakin to the Hague?

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №12427
 10.11.2008
I look out the window. Only in Russia children are so harsh that on the playground they go up the hill and down the stairs.

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №12426
 10.11.2008
1st :
Cheerleading!!I have eaten the Kinders-Boeno and the Kinders-Delis!!Shut up, shadow dreamed of underwear with the painting of the Kidder!! to

2nd :
and ROFL

2nd :
men's trousers, on them a kinder and the inscription "socky slice with milk filling";

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №12425
 10.11.2008
Pizdec country, no roads, no gas, electricity and then unstable works - I am about my village. I come to this very depth (210km from Kursk, 240km from Voronezh), and there a uncle (52 years old), put a computer and studied it, so little of this, there are 3 villages nearby, and they only have 1 phone that is at the uncle's house, so damn that now is busy, because, uncle INTERNET connected!!!!! to

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №12424
 10.11.2008
She
That is bad? Is there a shortage of sex?
He is
You are missing.
She
You have got + 1 to the ability to express yourself beautifully

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №12423
 10.11.2008
The story of a prostitute:
Girls, where did you come from?
From Chernobyl

[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №12422
 10.11.2008
Chen and his girlfriend:
Q: Jan, come to me today?
Fuck the T9?
Katya: It will not run. Witnesses, the wicked

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №12421
 10.11.2008
Recently, a friend offered me an assessment of his poems. Well, so I come home, open the computer and see it...=)) Honestly, I just cried=))) Assess: (boy somewhere 20-21 years old)

He loved himself so much that he still
And that love of no one was found.
She gave him a drop.
Nothing remains of her.
If anything remains, the kids get it.
I hope the kids remember it too.
Give love to hope, and love to hope.
I recently bought my clothes.

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №12420
 10.11.2008
I realized what I wanted for a long time!
2 of me?
1 and you too.
2 And what else?
A huge piece of room!
2: That is me!

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №12419
 10.11.2008
I look at the quotes, and in the background of all the red drop, I see one blue arrow up. The wind in Moscow.

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №12418
 10.11.2008
To quote about "Save the Love":
You don’t live, you live. I am 39, in the far 86s fell in love with the first beauty of the institute, her friends betrayed her anathema - he needs you: a poor man, out of the commonplace, in the winter in rubber boots walks, came to Peter from the city, which you will not find on every map, you can catch up with such a guy... In the 89s married - I 19, she 21. Now I am the owner of the largest company in the Russian Federation in my industry with branches in six countries, we have six children, the eldest son of my company has already an internship. married old friends come to visit.))) When I am asked what I am doing, I always answer - just LIVE. If you can learn to live - and love will appear, and desire, and time, and relationship, and it will no longer matter how many North American rubles the car you buy...


[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №12417
 10.11.2008
and Chimera:
Fuck, I knocked this fucking fly, but she’s flying slowly, boring and whispering louder!
The Ghost:
It is broken.)

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №12416
 10.11.2008
The girl has an info about herself:Write only to normal people!The concerned go through the forest or immediately ignore!

Interests: Strapon, incest, group vocation...

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №12415
 10.11.2008
xxx: Do you think there is now a Nigger in the world more cool than Obama?
YYYYYYYYYYYYYY Snoop Dog is the coolest of all!It is worth wishing him, and the black brothers will bring him at least a whole bag of grass:)))
Oh, but Obama should want – and the white brothers will bring him Snoop Dog with his bag.
The Snoop Dog! He will smoke the whole bag along the way, and Obama will only get a murdered nigger, who will not even be able to say.
XH: YYYYYYYYYYY
Wauu: not that Niger Pendoza elected president, not that...

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №12414
 10.11.2008
Eiliant
You were for whom?

Serenity Opinion
by McCain

Eiliant
Reasoned

Serenity Opinion
he is an old, dull chest with hemorrhoids and old age marasma. He is not able to govern not only the country, but also the collage. He is dumber than Bush. This is what the states need.

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №12413
 10.11.2008
XXX is
This is when I wrote for the cursor.

XXX is
It could have been fucking.

XXX is
My text was scanned and I needed it in Word.

XXX is
I downloaded FineReader, but it fucking paid and save and copy the result does not, and there was no time to look for crack

XXX is
Then I downloaded a free analogue of FineREadera but it is curved and recognizes poorly

XXX is
then I recognized FineREaderom made the screen print and already from the print screen recognized the hollow detector

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №12412
 10.11.2008
Gray unfertile soil of 5 letters.
of concrete.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №12411
 10.11.2008
down so, release the foulaut third, immediately after doing three weekends, and then, scuca, once-and at 8 am to work (

The best quotes and jokes from the bezdna