Drivers who do not observe the GDPR and do not pass pedestrians on zebras on green, yes, yes, I appeal to you!

from some time before the transition to the rules of the PDD on the zebra to its green began to sharply put forward a bag with a goose for a couple of kilograms at the bottom.
Three strangers have already taken their heads.
then scratched problems from the DPS for the fact that "trapped a pedestrian" witnesses every time there were many.
Gabbars are not offended. 120 kg in boxing.

Worse than the Sberbank of Russia only the Post of Russia. And worse than the Post of Russia only the clinics of Russia. And worse than the Russian clinic, there is nothing, I sincerely believe that these are ADA branches on earth...

xxx: I dreamed today that I was swallowing in the bath with Chubai...
xxx: I open news in the morning - "At Chelyabinsk came Anatoly Chubays" O_O
WOW: This is only if you dream of zombies, you call right away, okay?? to

I no longer train at home, I go to the hall... I knock the press, I go to the room with my brother, I say – hold your legs, I turn to leave and I fall deliciously, because. He took my foot, a fucking coach.

Kinney was tired today.
We do homework for the whole family. The child describes an animal without naming it, and the parents guess, then vice versa.
In short, the child: "He has branched horns, he is in a speck, he lives in the woods, he has copts... bla, bla, bla... and there are many on the roads."
And then I was ashamed...

Wraithalex: Yes, we can say, only for Friday and work!

g: and we have a guy who comes to us in the office, tells all sorts of fairy tales about the cunning and greedy Jews and fries all the nuts))How do you think he is also a Jew?
P: Unambiguously

My brother speaks to my mother on Skype:
Son, what are you doing?
I play
My son should be mature and responsible. What are you doing?
I play
My son should be adult and responsible. What are you doing?
I watched naked girls on the internet.
My son should be mature and responsible. What are you doing?
I develop a business plan.
The young man.
for his bordell.
Fuck it.

I am pleased to comment on the article on the applesider:
Is Russian your native language? I'm not attached to small grammar and punctuation errors, I'm about the unbreakable stylistic shit that reigns in your "text."
Please never again make such ridicule about the Russian language. He is good and has done nothing bad to you.

Twilight-4, the very beginning of the film: Jacob runs out of the house, in anger throws out some paper and quickly sinkes into the forest. SITIM RJOM: the agenda from the military commission received!

Who ate the hurma? Kissing the hurm?! to
and cat.
Everyone is crazy in this house.

<angor> I look at the advertising board of our.. hang lists of groups with an average score per session. There he has a score of 10.00 and is assigned with the pen "chiter"

At the CPC in the universe stopped the guard (woman), for and demanded a student, I in a sudden passage through the turniket, then the dialogue:
She: I will remember you!
I: So I’ve been studying for four years, it’s time to remember.
She: I am not going to remember you!
The female logic.

My immediate boss is the devil. He goes in a hundred times a day, rushes, gives contradictory instructions. A lot of people know this, probably. And then suddenly the chief of the rank came up, and arranged an unplanned inspection. Thro the day, our mini-boss ran there—here, as undermined, in the evening went to the smoking room to rest, and began to complain to us about how he was burdened. When he came out, the voice of our most quiet colleague was heard: Don’t shake, don’t be drunk!

From the answers:
Do you have bomb shelters in your city? Were they all? Pictures are welcome ?
by Mikhail SPQR:
The American spies were completely shaken.

You may have been right, I’m really not cooking.
Yesterday I poured the cat’s soup, so he smelled it and started buriing it... (((

XXX: modern generation, mill
XXX: small today released in a poem: "My sad companion, swinging the wing, chewing a bloody pizza under the window"

My wife goes for an interview. I reassure...

I: Don’t worry, everything will be okay. You know people, you know work.
Q: Will they take it? O_O

Dear Dear Alcohol! We had a contract with you: you promised to make me smarter, more funny, more sympathetic and to teach me to dance. I watched a birthday video...I have a few unpleasant questions to you...

C "Responses.mail.ru"
The question:
5,175 multiplied by 16 whole 23 hundred
The answer:
Ban in the calculator?? to