My dad went on a business trip this morning. I put things together in a big bag in the evening, stuck it up in the morning and left... In half an hour the door opens, Dad spit the cat and leaves.

Did you see how our Swedes were out of hand yesterday?! to
I turned off the TV immediately after the game.

Talk from the programmers:
p0: on the first floor the shit smells, there the pipe broke and people close their noses with clothes when they pass.
P1: You probably have your repository broken up ;)

They say animals are like their owners.

Yyy: So, the hostess is procrastinating, but Nash.

zzz: rather, unassembled and impulsive, possibly distorted.

Yyy: Ughu, and your animal doesn’t understand irony.

For some time, the cat began to go to the edge of the bath and wait for it to open the water to drink, he loves flowing. Truth doesn’t always drink, sometimes just sit for company. As a result, we stopped turning on the water every time.
Soon the cat realized that somehow it was necessary to indicate the desire to drink. I would do it with a voice or a foot. Shortly he began to squeeze to the crane, a terrible spectacle.

XXX:> How to drive a wife out of the toilet?
YYY:> Turn off Wi-Fi...

From the contact of a very brown friend:
Time to shave... Today I was on the bus, I had to get to the DPS station. He asked the neighbor, “Do you tell me when it will be fasting?” and he replied, “Orthodox?” I said that DPS post, and he said: "Through three stops, and I thought you pop and decided to check me out".

This was the apophysis of my student life.
We took a special course.
Prepod put in an empty row of check-ins the check-in and signature, the rest said then fill out
We realized that we do not even know approximately how the object is called.

Clottuk: Barishna here one handed out - I still can't leave...
"I have to shave and shave, by the way, and shave it how, where?"

24 years of smoking!! I quickly got rid of the breakouts and all the nonsense!!! I took a month’s leave to quit smoking. I started seriously running and skiing. Shower twice a week! Then it all went out!! I've been hard without cigarettes for about 3 days but happiness in my first place sports!!! Only physical activity will help to quickly remove this shit from your body!! I am currently in the hospital! before I ran)

News is burning! VTB asked the government for 250 billion rubles. from the FNB" And right next to the head of VTB headed the ranking of the most expensive top managers according to Forbes. No, the guys never burn! Or I don’t understand something...

Just brought a little boy (4 years) from the garden. The teacher said the child was fighting. "On the letter "b". In silence, she added: "Truth, in the case...."

xxx: I think I need to get into the design, and do it as beautiful.

Find a way to limit the cat on the couch! You put a corner of cellophane pocket shrinking and the cat in a minute on it moves!! The sofa is always free.

A little poetry today.

A romantic evening.
The candles.
I hurt you.
The Greeks.

by zema041

xxx: Honestly, I’m looking forward to a robotic car race when the safety issues of pilots cease to limit the insaneness of engineers.
YYY: It’s not likely to be like the joke: We launched two supercomputers to play chess. After 1 second. Without making a single move, the black player surrendered.

Orthodoxy: to restore security in Eastern Europe.
We are quiet in the Urals, no danger.

XXX: Do you want a new insult?
Tagged: burn
XXX is
xxx: means "double yats"

On the one hand, I understand that fathers are the same people as everyone else.
But on the other hand, when I hear from a comrade in a beard and with a beard, the printer does not start. It seems to be a bad..."
Something is going through my head.)
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This is what! When a young daddy, the sweetest and most intelligent person, began to show me the graphical capabilities of Linux, which he manually installed in his laptop (I don't remember the package, then only the widget came out, so the effects in Linux were much cooler) and to show the capabilities of Linux programs - here I fell into a crash, feeling a complete crash.

An ex-USSR immigrant donated $1 million to FreeBSD. “You can say that FreeBSD has helped me get out of poverty,” says WhatsApp founder Jan Kum.

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