KIPER
We have a working schedule, today sent for 2 months, at least once, and everyone was late, except me and the director.

KIPER
The secretary said: as always, only the bosses and the most astute T_T were not late.

Maximum Damage (15:35:54 6/11/2008)
:D

When I got home late yesterday, my mom was worried and said:
Here you will have your children...
I already have.
My mom was shocked, I joked.

Girl and girl (17:16:13 5/11/2008)
I want to see the movie, but it is not included.

StalkeR (17:16:28 5/11/2008)
What format do you look at? ?

Girl and girl (17:17:23 5/11/2008)
was the format of some MKV or something... I changed to.avi, it is not enabled anyway.

StalkeR (17:18:06 5/11/2008)
Oh... tricky shoppidets...you can change the picture again in JPG?))))))

I don't know either what's wrong with me or you, but I have an iPhone, a Vista, and a Lada Kalina and all the stuff works normally without glucose!

XXX: How is it?
YYY: It is bad.
xxx: what is it
Yyy: The Jewish people are oppressed everywhere: (((
XXX Who is Who?
XXX What Happened Again
Yyy: First the Egyptians, then the Persians, the Philistines, then the Romans, then the Spaniards and other European peoples... Then the Germans, Stalin...
YYY: And then my commercial director.

9: [ 25 ] added 2008-10-31 23:32
Today I go from the institute I see small boys 4-6 years old man 7 share something, and there are voices of the type "You gave him the most taste" "He did not break it equally" and so on. I watched and they there ROLTON share dry... pps brought the country

You are going to eat!! As a child, I also ate Dushyrak with my friends!!!! Not because it was the 90s, but because it was delicious!

I watched the series "Pseudonym Albanian". So there was a moment when the boss calls his sys.admin/programmer. An unbroken uncle comes in a sweater, with a player on his neck. The most crucial moment! To the question "Do you know why I called you?", smiling answers "You probably want to raise my salary" :)

Russian filmmaker ZBest!

Today's news on mail.ru:"Schwarzenegger understood: the country's economic crisis"
It quickly reached the Terminator.

To the quote:
Guys, how you have gone! Here is what words to explain to you that if you tolerate everything, there are flowers, stars, romance to give, then you are a long-job, and not she a fool! Girls love sex no less than yours, if she doesn’t give, then she doesn’t want you! And finally start treating with respect, if you are caring for divorce for sex, it is easier to remove the prostitute! And remember, the calf is a cow so small, and we are girls! Without us, you would be pets!

Here is Fuck! I would shake!

It’s just my mosquitoes that it’s November.)

The emo girl:

Bad, and if the ass to write in another country, a lot of money will be taken?

(15:33:49) He: a puzzle: What is it: 15 cm in length, 7 cm in width and really likes women?
(15:34:37) She: Hm.. is this the new terabytes winchester look like?))
(15:34:54) He: )))) The $100 banknote is actually
15:35:10) He: Well the girls went...

I go to a grocery store, ask my daughter (14 years old): "What do you want?".
It says: "Apartment in Moscow".
I bet: "It must be a shame, we dreamed of space at your age..."
She: "In principle, this is roughly the same in reachability".
You will not object...

I saw in the subway the advertisement "start a career in adidas!"" So it was imagined how closer to the evening a still quite young body, dressed in yesterday bought adidas, comes out of the entrance, approaches the barrel and breaking, yet not a loud voice, a little embarrassed asks for beer and seeds. Then he approaches his older brothers on the bench and they graciously take him to the first stage of the career ladder. Starting a career, a career.

Nikolay
Everyone calls me a programmer. :D

Nikolay
How cruel they are.

Nikolay
And when they know, when they know.
I will go home again to sit.

Nikolay
They need a real programmer for 12 thousand!

Nikolay
fuckingly

Most meat products today are either genetically modified or made from shit, and recently observed the composition on the envelope:
high calcium content, easily digestible proteins, composition: meat, fats and oils, cereals, vitamins, vitamins E, D, A

Why is this cat’s food:'

What Lenin began in Shushensky continued by the shushera in Leningrad.

I appeal to the spy breathing my phone "Motorola" S350 seven years ago, with a broken screen, wiped buttons, wrapped with insulator (so as not to collapse), with a dead battery that needs to be charged for a week to talk for 1 minute, after which it sits down again, with a negative balance of -1500 rubles.?v

Slipknot Concert in Moscow
on the track spit it oup measles as usual sits everyone on the corks, whoever sits whoever does not, he begins to scream louder "get down on the fucking ground", still trouble and then he stops and calmly so in the microphone on broken Russian : suka.
The PS. Sorry for the following phrase, but the whole Olympic was lying!

Mata Harry: How can shampoo contain microparticles of diamonds?
Eastwing =-O
Matt Harry: So they said.
Eastwing: Well, if they put them there, they can.
Eastwing: Is that just a hint?! to
To make your hair shine
Eastwing: Debility of Someone
Eastwing: Microparticles of diamonds in skin pores are also undoubtedly huge health benefits
Mata Hari: This idea needs to be patented
Mata Harry: a shower gel with diamond microparticles
Mata Harry: Toothpaste with microparticles of teeth
Eastwing: Gel for intimate places with microparticles of intimate places
Mata Harry: Rofl
Eastwing: shower gel with microparticles soul
jtHermit: Gel for microparticles
Eastwing: With microparticles of microparticles!