I also checked my granddaughter. And it may even succeed in making him at least one vaccination.He is the only one we have unvaccinated and unchristed. What if you are not baptized?

In other words, strange people. I went to the neighboring department to find a man. Behind the cottage, where the kitchen department is, this guy sits and cuts the sausage with a replica of a stick-knive from the SCC.
What is Cham? What is?
I translate for the illiterate. A modern copy of the stick-knife from the Simonov self-chargeable carabin
WOW: Let me admit. and?
xxx: a guy in a shirt-coat, in a serious euro-style office firm during working hours - a knife stick. NUTYPONEL
Oh shit, what’s wrong? Is that sharp knife?
XH: Yes
WOW: Well it is okay. A guy in a shirt and blueball cuts the sausage with a sharp piece. He is well. And you recognized in this piece a modern copy of a carabinette knife. This is your problem, Imho.

Comments to local news, an article about one of the schools.

arsenic
I love Marina Savchenko, let her know.

Marina Savchenko
Arsenie, I love you too.

arsenic
Be my wife.

Marina Savchenko
well arsenic

Elena
Arsenic, stop the ballagans

arsenic
Elena Pavlovna, I will not be again.

In the Moscow Forestry Institute at the time it was published a newspaper with the name "Bereozova kaša. A newspaper about unfavourable, but very healthy foods"

Never take anything that is offered to you "just so". never ever. Do not accept any expensive gifts, except for the anniversary "from the collective". Don’t borrow money, especially if someone offers it indefinitely and without interest. If you have a force majeure, go to the bank and make a loan. You will pay interest, but the bank will not wait for gratitude and will not teach you to live. Saved on interest is not worth the dirt that will spill on you in the case of the "beneficiary". Learn from other people’s mistakes. Do not take anything "just so".

Two trains collided in Samara
Drivers of routes moved
They borrowed these masters on Daddy’s trams.

Hetfield: Today is World Toilet Day and International Men’s Day. I know how connected it is, but I congratulate you with all my heart!

You will not believe.
I was going home, the streets were empty and dark. Turn to the left where there is no one. Not with my happiness. They brake.
We violate?
There is no one.
- Anyway, the minimum (450 hryvnia this) must be written out
What will you do. I will not offend you with a bribe offer.
Insult me for 100 hryvnia.
He insulted, rattled, and left ?

to this:
________
My husband has a strange property.
In October, after a year of inspections and collecting a bunch of documents, the husband finally settled in Gazprom.
My country, I forgive you!
________

Dollars, are you married? O_O

The cost of travelling in the winter is a circus.
I’ve never been on ice and I didn’t know how ABS works.
xxx: and when we hit the frost sharply and the roads were slippery, my abs worked, and I thought the brakes were refused and it was time to say goodbye to life)
xxx: so if you press the brake, and the car is still driving, it hits you with a kick in the leg and makes a "bubbu" - it's abs, not the brake refused

xxx: a tro-black is when 15 fans of which 4 are guys who play it
YYY: It is a pop. Through Black fans should be fewer than members of the group.

Listen, I want to find a song, like - can you help? I don't know the names in English.
2: Well, let’s... what’s in it? About what? A word any? Ideally singing
1: Well, as I listen to her, I think there the girl the guy dropped... and she worries but is attached... and in the song "Fig with him!"
2:..."Fix me" what?(Reference to )
1 is passive. You are gold)) Well I can explain))
2: Yes...

This is:

SMS comes from an unknown number "the amount of 100 rubles in the account, blabla..."
After half an hour from the same number, said, wrong, return the money.

I send "the amount received in the account of 1000 rubles, blabla..."
In five minutes, I write the message, I was wrong, return the delivery to this number.

When the answer goes in the spirit (if censored) "yes it-Madrid, what all the smart
____________

And the next time for a SMS to this number you will be removed from the account 200 rubles, so that you don't get smart.

Mother comes in:
Yuri, I came to cheat you. I just forgot why...

The year somewhere in 2002 was, then even more products were purchased in the markets. The vendors were mostly travellers and Russian was given them with difficulty. I remembered one pricelist: "fungal corpse", guess what they sold? It is grapefruit. But the frightening value forced me to pass by.

About the film "The Most Drunk District in the World".
Tom Hardy walks the whole film with such a shaken face as if he’s seeing a woman for the first time.
But the apogee came at the moment when Jessica Chastain, tired of waiting for some action from him, herself comes to him in the bedroom naked, and he is so confused with her. At this moment someone couldn’t stand and a desperate female voice came out in the hall: “Borschi varu!” Something was hot in the kitchen!

A acquaintance told me. His wife bought two mops. These frogs grew up, grew up, and once some shit was eaten. They got sick, and they started asking for a pen. And when trying to jump to her on the fingers, they got sick. In general, he got to work a panic call from the series "Dear, come urgently, I'm all in the floating mops!!and "

From a tourist site about Vietnam (people are afraid that they will live in their room hexons).
Q: How to react to hexons and how can they be removed?
A: Please don’t react to hexons or harm them – they’re on our side in the fight against mosquitoes. The hexadecimals are completely harmless and themselves are very afraid of you and try not to get in the eye again. The only traces of their presence are sounds (like a strike) and snoop (practically invisible).

My friend is a miniature blonde. Today after another failure with the printing of documents asks me:
Why does the printer print for you and not for me?! to
This is because of the difference in growth.
What is?
"Well, I have to lean to him with my 190 cm in height, and most likely he thinks it's a sign of deep respect on my part. It’s just for me to print.

I was just taken to work on the horoscope :D
We discuss the vacancy on the phone, like all the norms, everyone is satisfied with it and here it is. The logist asks me
Who are you in the horoscope?
- Owen
–...
Does that matter? )
Yes, but in which year?
Sorry, I am not very familiar with horoscopes, the year of birth is 92.
Which animal is suitable for this year?
If I am not mistaken, the year of the monkey.
Sorry, we don’t take monkeys, we don’t take monkeys.