XXX is
Hi to you! Putin has arrived?
YYY
I do not know
YYY
You cannot look out the window.

My girlfriend wrote:
The ideal wedding is not to go anywhere and bring a passport with a stamp.

Every time I get up from bed at night, I’m on the same rabbits.
YYY: for the cat?? to
xxx : xd

X: Do you always talk first and then think?
Y: Yes
Y: No

Yesterday is :
Joel, take it off the table!
and coffee?
Coffee eats and tears ?

Did you see G today? This dress was... Woooh!and :)
See also: Aha No words, only an erection.

by shura :
I have a problem!!! to
All the people in the game Red!"!

Mailohoffman :
You have a version of Zyuganov)))))))

I called to order flight tickets.
The girl politely asked "where", then said "minute", then "oh, another minute", and then "call another couple of minutes, we've got something" and covering the tube with the hand whispering says "Katya,and maybe we'll turn off the game yet,and then they don't load?",after which the same pleasant voice said "you know, let me switch you to another operator?" and turned off...=)

xxx: snow, cold, -1 but very cold
XXX: What about you?
YYY: We have -20 =)
It’s just frozen for now =)

Comments on Diet:
"How beautiful the sausage was photographed!!!!!!!and "

From the news on the Lente: the court order bitten the inspector GIBDD by the shoulder
So began the battle of the vampires and the reversal. O_O

My wife is accusing me of “fighting”:
You only have one thought in your mind!
I am :
Why one or two. Only they are the same.

A worker at work tells me. Sitting at home with my husband, both come almost simultaneously SMS: "M(p)am(p)point, this is my new number. Throw 350 rubles, urgently need, then I will explain.” Her mother calls her on an old number and finds out that it’s a hoax. And the father is already sending a SMS "Go to fuck, daughter!"

iPhone calendar ends in 2038
Apple Cannes Is Better Than Maya

Okay, you don’t speak Russian. Can you read in Russian?
WOW: No
YYYYYYYYYYY(

What are the names of girls who don’t like flowers and toys?
Norina – Beneficial in all respects!

A friend needed a guy, so she decided to ask her to pick up someone decent.. In general, everything as usual, my friend's number, the guy's number.. both are dumb, no one wants to write.. she is tired of waiting, she asked me how she better write.. I ask her to wait.. I write to my:

HH: How would it be better to push it up?))
WOW: it is not compulsory to take a member ))

I bought a crab....named Putin... gladly))

Kirill
Go to Skype

Malaar
not go. I am Ku. Bo by Po.

Kirill
And the worst thing I know about you...

A familiar story happened. Her car broke. In her words: "The curtain where the cardano passes was broken very strongly". She enters the car service and gives out:
Men, I have such a hole.
Men take 5 minutes. She also understands the humor of the situation and laughs. He decides to explain:
I just have a whole hole there... banana...
The men have another 10 minutes. The girl also no longer has the strength to laugh, but the car needs to be repaired, and so the phrase sounds:
Go and see yourself...