News on the first:
In the Brazilian zoo, a monkey fought with a drunk visitor.

How to sleep with a girl and not go on the "Summer"?

A man came to us to arrange.
Carambole: The T-shirt on which Bavis and Badhead are depicted crossed
Carambol: He probably doesn’t like the idiots.
...
Carambola: I think he won’t live with us...

Professor
I don’t know how to go through the lights.

Selena_K
I will now learn: when they work, you have to look at the color, and when it flashes only in the middle,
I need to close my eyes and talk about myself "I am too main"

We are not talking again (xxx)
YYY: What this time?
XXX: I offered him a role-playing game. I said I wanted to be a maid. He acted with enthusiasm. But I told him, find the costume yourself!
xx as usual. I remembered at the last moment. And instead of a short dress and a butterfly from feathers, the blue coat of the technician, a cage and a wooden shabby.
XXX: How do I talk to him after that?

xxx: and when I came to the skin, I almost fled to the other end of the hospital with screams from here, flea.
Yyy: AAAAAA, Doctor, what is it for me?! to
Aaaah, you sick, what is it for you?! to

Review of the movie Musketeers (2011):
If Duma had been alive now, he would have died now.

Her husband's birthday on the nose, specifically bought elegant village cream for chicken under the sauce. I wake up at night, the spouse nearby is not snoring :-) In a couple of minutes he returns, wiping evidence from the face. No, I understand it all, but even the cat would eat!

Sovietskii: Hi, you lost in my bed, and I found, how will you pay?)))
Sweet Dream: I don’t wear a shirt!
Soviet disconnected

correspondence between the employer and the executor.
Will we meet on Monday? How will you look?
So on Monday? Monday is bad.

We have three lessons a day, and there is no Russian algebra.
by O_O
Do you play badminton?

xxx: and throw... if the processors were made of small gnomes. which silicon crystals are scattered with small hamsters and stamps.
Create a reducer, and there will be real working
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xxx: and it will seem to them that these are huge blocks of copper... in two human heights.
And then they’ll strike because it’s hard work and they’re paid little.
XXX: It’s not good that laser is doing it all now.
Do not take these pills anymore.
YYY: Did you understand?

The student enters a room in the shelter, where his friend is given fleshly comforts with his classmate.
Vassula, let me go...
Did not understand?
You ask me to get tired all the time...

The size of a member is like the date of your death. Better not know so as not to be upset.
YYY: Even worse... because the date of death can be mistaken, and the ambulance doesn’t lie.

[19:37:55] flastar: Van, when the first child is added, is it just to enter the childrenList or where to put it?
[19:38:54] iv: Serog, are you talking about life or programming?

yyy: How to seduce the teacher so as not to burn in front of the group and his woman, who also works at the university, but has such opportunities that I can not get a diploma. In full seriousness.
XXX: No, I would like to. In full seriousness.

I found last year’s cheque in my box today.
Only two positions, but what a combination.)

Game of Fantasy 100R
Contex Long Love 300p

Okay, I went out once. I stand all so red and young, with a normal nose, and the doctor tells me that I have syphilis of the 4th stage. Not a fucking shit? Later it turned out that it was a common allergy to laundry powder.

Answer from Miley:
How to change the voice in Skype?
WOW: Clamping the eggs in ticks

My 5 year old son decided to shave me and my wife. The hair.
What are you, hairdresser?
The Son: Yes, Mom
Wife is a beast?
No, no people.