The Habr. Another good message to the copywriter.

Vxsw: Eat, fox, roast, chew the pineapple, your last day is coming, copyrus!

Imagine you and two girls. And one is cheering you with her ass.
He: ah, and the second is sad.

XXX: You are not washing at all?
WOW: Well, before using my, of course, just not needed for a long time
YYY: We’ve noticed that girls almost always wash their laundry.
yyy: and we only when several mandatory conditions are fulfilled: 1) the glass is really needed for use right now. I want to drink; 2) the glass is really unrealistically dirty and some civilization is born in it, else "da pophug, normal" 3) there is no cleaner glass nearby.

yyy (13:42:10 19/11/2012)
I usually say what I think, but sometimes I don’t think about what I say.)

xxx (13:43:10 19/11/2012)
The best thing I’ve heard from you in all the time of our communication))) Well after: do you want a cake? ))

yyy (13:44:00 19/11/2012)
Not yet, thank you

What is a civil position?
- This is something intermediate between Kamasutra and the Criminal Code of the Russian Federation )))

With proper motivation, a person is able to perform useless work of any duration and volume.

hydration

Once again I realized that mops are the funniest dogs in the world. They are like Tajik builders who burn with enthusiasm to do something, but neither figa knows how to do it.
And here I "wipe" the mops, as usual, I first bathed, and then - in order to save water and detergents in the same water to wash it.
Dogs love to be washed. He likes to bring abandoned items. It’s just a bitch – it’s necessary to find and bring to be thrown again.
And here, throwing his not light body into the bathroom, I touch a soap machine with my elbow. It falls somewhere there under the bubble of foam.
What happened next, I cannot tell without a rubber.
A dog does not know how to swim and especially dive - diving for dogs is a difficult skill and is generally given not to all breeds.
But what did this “wonderful”...
It is...
He took a deep breath...
... pressed her jaw, tightly sealed her eyes... and fell on a pulp on the bottom of the bathroom!
Where did I go, crawling there looking for a soap machine with the legs!!! to
I watched the moving bubbles coming from under the foam in Ophigen... Fuck, and at such a speed!!! The fish rest.
He found it!! to
He pressed the soap machine with his legs to his throat and got up on his back legs. He exhaled, breathed, sneezed, swallowed... After which he threw the object found through the border and made a joyful row and swallowed with the tail: and let’s give a little more?

Last year, I abandoned Olivier. In this I will try to give up the mandarines - I need to find out why I am so bad on January 1.

Conversation in Accounting

You have to report on the trip! Did you fall from the moon for the first time?! to

Sometimes I want to fill someone’s life with meaning. For example, your...

We have in Nizhny Novgorod advertising of travel travel from the tour operator. It starts with the words: "Do you go to Guadeloupe? You are doing right! ... " - and further about the putting... gun)

Commentary on LIFE:
"They need to be cut off. I have no right to copy!"

> It’s you have to be squeezed, and for a lifetime and for the party!

Q: Do we have a hoodie at home?
He says, “Why do you have a goat?
What is Self-Cut?
Yesterday you wrapped yourself in the floor.
She: aaah, the nails are like that, I understood...

The final of the Supreme League KVN Estonia won the militiamen from Luhansk.

* so I want to add "and not even playing in the KVN";

My wife and I discussed what kind of car to take.
No, Nissan Theana is not cool.
What is cool?
and helendvagen.
The crazy taboo!
Depending on the configuration. There is a brownie for 10 million. Ventilated seats, eggs are ventilated.
I have no eggs.
Take the brownies, they will come.

Well, one day during sex I managed to read the verse of Brodsky.
HHH: It was all about it.
The verse of Brodsky is with the words "that no one puts his feet on his shoulders as a reward to me for such speeches".
HHH: And the eye for a long time...Nesk. For years I could not understand what he meant.
HHH: And here...
At some point my consciousness wakes up for a moment, I realize that I am lying on my back.
My feet lie on my shoulders.
Oh... Oh a miracle!
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! to
WOW: Yippidy
HH: And I should have told you about it right away!! to
Shares to share!!! to
HHH: I was so happy!! to
HH:...but then it had to be verbally corrected.)
WOW: and all in oral speech)
WOW (written and not in the back)
HHH: I was far from the headbuck at the time... I didn’t know the science of the back numbers.
I love the Russian language, it’s so cool.

The phrase “I am!” sounds life-affirming, even if you just tell your colleagues that you went to lunch.

Announcement of Slang:
The student will take the gift of GANTELY to prepare for the army.
Listen to the channel!

Conversation with an employee after the corporation:
- It is better to drink vodka at a feast, or after a beer, the break is very disgusting.
- Oh, that is, after vodka it gives frosty freshness and smells of chamomile?

Subject: Destruction of
What is the button above?
XXX: He does nothing.
XXX: Pressed 10 times
YYY: You have a voltage
He will burn to the hives.
xxx: there is
8 Where to Repair?
YYY: 1.43
YYY: put 1.2 what
XXX Where are you? ;D
XXX is not online.
XXX is on the net.
xxx: by phone
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