His son goes to kindergarten and, like many children of his age, does not pronounce some letters. For example, one of the educators, whose name is Hope Konstantinovna, he calls Hope Skatinova. First, he and his wife insulted him for this, tried to teach him how to do it rightly, and after the last parental meeting they understood, and the son was right in something.)

Better, crazy, crazy are stable isotopes of crazy. A highly radioactive toxic element that affects the brain and eyes. Divided into a rare-earth element, the best of the gramatoids either slowly through the strengthening of neural connections by reading, or quickly by a couple of hits of a thick dictionary with simultaneous suggestion.

From the messenger:

xxx: I get to the bus in 5 minutes, to go luolo 30 minutes. So I will be in Prague at 19:15, 19:10
XXX: Get tickets then swzz
XXX: The Thunder
xxx: right away
YYY: Do you have to drink?
xxx: of course
XXX: Quickly
“Today you are in a wharf, a wharf, a wharf and a stroke.

Once in a battle-filled bus, in which 14 and a half seats for 40 people, entered a grandmother of 70. A noble young man gave up his place to her, and the crowd moved him almost to the door. The grandmother began to mock the driver that there are so many seats in the bus - there should be so many passengers, or breathing nothing and driving in such an environment is impossible. And all the standing people and the guy in particular let go on the next flight.

XXX: How to survive the plush?
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY Take your crosses!

Today I received TZ from a blonde - she doesn't know what the parent's catalogue is, but made a site from scratch using Google...

Ulyukaev was detained after receiving a bribe in the amount of $2M. No, the ministers do not believe in strengthening the ruble.

Title on the news portal:
"In the crash of twelve toilet tanks in the Balaban clinic, soap is to blame"

Oh, you are all funny, but I just got out of the cocktail... I meet a Gypsy... Give her two rubles says... Give her five... She says, thank you very much, that you should be standing all the time... I imagined it and was scared... It is uncomfortable to walk with a constant standing... I said, say, thank you, don’t need... And she says, well, let’s not stand, now your reference...

Once at the seminar (a while after the beginning)...
Lecturer: "Now let’s get to know each other. Let everyone present themselves and in two words tell about themselves and their expectations".
OK, all in order are presented: Vasya, Sasha, Ira, Nadia...
My name is Olga, I work in a large company. Planning, collection and analysis of relevant data. I want to gain new knowledge and share my own.
Lecturer: "Thank you, next please"
I am Raphael. The rest is like Olga.

XXX is:
Half of yesterday’s evening deck aviation experts this morning after viewing newstapes were finally awakened by official crimes investigation experts.

What’s wrong with these curls? There is a proven way to solve the problems: we hold a referendum, we exchange yen for rubles, we issue Russian passports to the Japanese, all, use your Kurils.

st_yourself: I’ve been doing cascading tricks for ten years. I broke my arms, legs, ribs, jaw, fell into a coma. But I will continue. I think if God wanted me to quit, he would have given me a sign.

You have a girl with a handful of mommies picked up candy, and I had to shrink in the plane as a child, you can't pick up another word.
At that time, I was carrying flying candy, and I was 6 years old, and I was flying for the first time.
I took two sweets, my childhood conscience no longer allowed.
And next to it some aunt grabbed as much as it got into her throat, and she had nothing to do with it...

<bud> What you want to pull with one hand, just pull it at a speed of 340 m / s.

Discussion of the price list of an erotic massage salon with the owner of a similar institution. The screen is placed on the pickup. The last line in the price - "Burning the salon (without staff) - 5 000 000 r.
and greetings! Why don’t you still have that position in the prize?
LOL, who is that creative?
I don't know, reference from Picaboo
c) I do not have to. I am afraid of my neighbors and residents.
(i) And I’m even afraid to guess how they got this service in price. This is "no staff"
The price of the question decides everything.
(i) 30 lam for everything, including the salon, or can you choose separately?
(c) For 30 - saloon with staff + popcorn and video recording)

If we are doing so well in foreign policy, why is it so bad in the domestic economy?! to

I split up with a girl. Of the common property, we only had a cat that remained with her. Yesterday she brings me a cat home: “Well, take this pudor, it’s every time it’s in my boyfriend’s toothpaste.”
Oh my cat!

The Russian football team (an organization banned in the Russian Federation) has begun a new cycle of training.

Marty, Doc, stop braking, take away the almanacs from him!