I saw on the forum a post appealing to the moderator to enter into sexual relationships with myself. Press the button "Notify the moderator". And I think it was I who turned the moderator’s attention to violating the rules or urged him to act as written.

We have two nine floors opposite. I drink coffee in the morning and look out the window. In the house opposite on the 2nd floor on a pebble (such an extension of the entire house) comes out a nice man, smoking the pipe. A beautiful black dog came out. Fuck, what a beautiful couple. I begin to dream a little bit about meeting on the street, we would talk about something, then maybe we went to coffee together... At this time the dog runs away from the windows so 5, sits under the sixth and makes a huge bunch... He returns to his window, humidifies back. He is followed by the owner with a telephone. This is how dreams are destroyed.

A very good reservation:

In the sales department, we have a division into inside and outside slaves. Oh yeah! That is sales. Inside and Outside Sales.
No, it was right for the first time!

c) Cheshire Omega

What is the probability that the angular speed of the moon's rotation around itself is exactly the same as the speed of the moon's rotation around the earth?
......
Not by accident. This is the action of Earth's tide forces. The Earth slowed the moon’s rotation and synchronized it with its own.

In the USSR, the Boolean variable was sufficient for storing data on the partyity of a person.

Val is good Yandex.
"Let’s solve the problem.
Hi Valentine!
You recently tried to pay on the “Money Transfer” showcase, but for some reason you didn’t get to the end. Maybe you didn’t have enough Yandex.Money"?
No, I saw your commission guys 8) 8)

The toilet was stuck at work. The communalists on the second day are dying in every possible way. The boss insults, promises to bring them to the office tomorrow a demo version of the problem in the cage. We wait.

In short, Jack Daniels is a fucking guy.
YYY: You didn’t try it with kefir.

In a pair:
At the end of the day, you will get 2...
The more twins, the fewer students, the fewer students, the fewer twins.

Dear user. We have received your message and resolved your problem. Our head of development department said literally: “Yes, I’m in my mouth to take into account the opinion of every dumb mu..ka about usability, let me read the ancient versions of the software,

Thanks for sincerity.
stupid fools, stealing your software and hacking it now will still show your site through innet fax

HHH
I had mega quests this morning. They were funny at all! adrenaline, drive... the organizers - such good guys, made specially dedicated places along the road. There is a bus, and in each room (except for the state meter). In it you sit and you are driven, there are people of all kinds... somebody sits later, somebody has been driving before! Many people don’t stand up before they get out...in general, it’s fun!

WOWU
What about the car? 😉

HHH
And all this pleasure is only 17 rubles! Not a thousand! Just a ruble!! to

HHH
Gave to repair

The heart of any fortress (although an automotive electrolyte) can be coupled up to 90+ percent, the benefit of Tkyp is much higher than water. And from it already make nitrogen by racing with a silicate.

Morthan "And it was already made of nitrogen by distillation with silicium."When I was trying to do this as a child, the rubber block of the cane in which the distillation was made burned from the inside. It was very specific feelings.

Jeditobe Tell me what you felt at that moment?

BubaVV Materialization of brick

Morthan
It’s hard to describe in words... I think it can only be experienced. Maybe not to survive. © by

Ustin
Tell me, are there normal interpreters of other programming languages made under J2ME?
The problem is that the computer has not been there for a long time (4 years), and it seems, for a long time. I want to program something. There is a Nokia 2323c-2 (MIDP-2.1, CLDC-1.1, heap size 1024 KB). I tried Hecl, but it has three fatal shortcomings - no logarithm and exponents, no translation of a symbol into its code and back, it is impossible to save the written program. I would finish it, but I repeat, there is no computer. Can someone help?

Mikhail
Ustin, there is probably not and will not be. I think it’s easier to buy a computer.

Ustin
Where can I get your computer in jail?

The detainee about the bomb in the train Ekaterinburg-Rostov-on-Don, but such a route was not found in the schedule. Instead, police searched the Novosibirsk-Adler train.

You are tired of piracy.

First, it is not theft. Theft or theft is the secret non-violent seizure of someone else’s property. In order for copying information to become a theft, you need to either be able to remove the original of what you copied, or somehow transfer the license and rights. And in general, if you look at the activity of copyright holders, it is much more similar to traditional ways of illegal activity, theft and fraud than what a person does copying information on the Internet. Therefore, it is better to use appropriate terms.

Secondly, unreceived profit is an imaginary and illusory concept. Regardless of any moral and legal norms, the amount of money in the population is quite constant and does not depend on the number of copies of any information, and this very population, even with all the desire, will not be able to pay more than it has. And most books, movies, games and other things have no value and serve simply as a legitimate way to redistribute material values in society.

The woman is, of course, very beautiful, but with a mountain bike not to compare...

Aunt with a veil and in a corset
Tired of answering stupid questions? Do not wear things that cause them.

Yesterday Novosibirsk observed UFOs in the sky. There was trouble, but they were reassured: "It is not worth surviving. It is, merely, an intercontinental nuclear ballistic missile Topol.
I have everything.

Will I get a prize?
Wauu: No, Jewish Tushienko, wait for others to speak
Tagged: shower
Tagged: shower

My wife works as a teacher. Well, as a teacher: sitting in the second decree in a row, at work for six years was not shown, except as a decree to form.
The call.
D: Hi, this is Marfa Vasilyevna, the director of such a school...
A: Hi... (painfully remembers who this is, t.k. The senior is studying in another school and the director there, which is typical, another).
D isHave you forgotten that you are working with us?
by J.(Happy to you) Certainly!