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[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №12350
 09.11.2008
Berlusconi on the new president of the United States:
"He is young, beautiful and even perfectly burnt"

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №12349
 09.11.2008
M00ngusta: What are you playing?
Romashka: thrash, metal
M00ngusta: Oh a la Slayer...?
Romantic: The type of...
M00ngusta is cool. When is the concert? I really, very much want to listen to good friends, drink beer, get tired, in general...
M00ngusta: and I will come, with a percussion. Healthy jams can be removed.
It’s a lot of Latin American cogs ?
Romashka: - (probably so) we are dancing Mambo-o-o!! to
O'din lead us to death!!! Ha ha ha ha!!! to
m00ngusta, 16:59 is great. In a few minutes, I will release the song.
Rosemary at 5:00 pm))
m00ngusta, 17:00: in the roles
5:00 am - the marionette girl
17:01 groulom - Aztec warrior samadhi
17:01 *for intrigue I suggest adding a balalaika
17:01 )))

m00ngusta, 17:08
and Marianne
dance with me.
and all will be well
At this time, in the summer
You can rest with your soul...ch-cha-cha

by SAMAELIO
O'Din is great! Lead us to death!
We will cut off a member!
We leave the enemies behind.
And it will be without problems.

Inexorable swinging of the samuel for approximately 1.5 minutes, during which the balladers come out on stage and play something like "the moon shines, the light shines clearly", only more viciously, fragmentarily and rapidly.
Romashka: PPC

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №12348
 09.11.2008
Despite the logic, the monkey still looked more like the previous president of the United States.

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №12347
 09.11.2008
George: It’s a shit, one day I got stuck in the subway on the first-May jacket with the door...

(In Minsk, this is the only station where the doors are opened on the right side of the train)

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №12346
 09.11.2008
If we made girls, 90% of men would remain virgins.

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №12345
 09.11.2008
<ZeroGravity> short lamps go all naked
ZeroGravity has left #programmers
<MiRacLe> this is what I understand
<MiRacLe> the man said - the man did!
<MiRacLe> not what you are

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №12344
 09.11.2008
Laptops with Microsoft Windows are solutions for experienced users, with wide configuration capabilities and a large set of different applications. And for beginners, Eee PCTM will be perfectly suited, equipped with Linux OS with an intuitive interface and 50 pre-installed applications.
© ASUS Press

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №12343
 09.11.2008
To the quote:
Today’s election: Who do you think will win?
Saito: I think Obama will win, but I think Obama will win.)
Shadow: But not here! I’m also sick for Obama, but McCain will win!
Shall we bet? ?
Saito: Let it go! I want to have sex! ?
The Light: Let It Go
I’m going to go to the store and buy some smoothies! ?
I also went to a store, I bought some appliances ;)
Saito: o_0 eeyemmm... I hope that’s not what I thought?
The light ?
Saito: I never thought I would be so worried about the outcome of the election in America.

The country is proud of you!! to

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №12342
 09.11.2008
The inscription in the toilet at work "Dear ladies, so you sit like regimental horses - on the go. I didn’t go to the bathroom" I wandered)))

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №12341
 09.11.2008
Fritz: In Sumach, the story happened, 7 years ago... That there are films of 11 friends of Oushen, plans, scenarios, all sorts of fiction there. The exhibition of Information Technology and computer technology was held in Sumach, so one cranberry dumb went to the exhibition, went to the dressing room for employees, threw a blue jelly with the show's league and baseball... then approached the unloading trailer with the equipment, the expeditor himself loaded in his hands 4 not the last at the time of the note in his hands, and he quietly went home with them... It's all simple, people :-)))

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №12340
 09.11.2008
Nosr: Today is a weekend in the country – which means I walk from the TV to the computer all day. Not knowing peace.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №12339
 09.11.2008
And then come down with gentle kisses a little lower... a little more open it and gently kiss your beautiful chest from above... and then another...
222 and then the third.

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №12338
 09.11.2008

34593 (saved 2008-11-05 at 19:44)
The Author
Interestingly, am I the only person in the world who has a third flaw? O_o"

Boy, you are not alone! We are many!

At least three already.)

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №12337
 09.11.2008
Mystically :
Will you be able to live for a million dollars without sex, cigarettes and alcohol?
by Galka:
A million could.
by Galka:
I have been smoking and fucking all my life.
Mystically :
:D

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №12336
 08.11.2008
The best place to prepare for the seminar is the metro.
Those who live further know more. For example the Lomonosov.

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №12335
 08.11.2008
<killa> I hope everyone guesses why Sobchak does not smoke?

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №12334
 08.11.2008
1st :
What is the name of an animal that pretends to be dead?
2nd :
and Lenin?

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №12333
 08.11.2008
I stand in a row in the supermarket, look at the shelves and here I see a brilliant inscription on the billboard under the box of candy "vinny puh". We have one, the box is actually metal. But there is an inscription on it, on a large price note literally "Vinnie Pooh, the Blue Witch!" After such a statement even the sellers were roaring.

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №12332
 08.11.2008
by citation
30039 (saved 2008-10-20 at 18:50)
Well...? Who else buries hamsters once a year without knowing that they fall asleep?

Domestic hamsters fall asleep only when the air temperature is below 4 degrees Celsius. Do you keep them by the window? What would not ruin? This is not a bad cryocamera. But be careful, their sleepiness can become eternal, they may not disappear from you in the spring.

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №12331
 08.11.2008
Anesthesiologist is the person who can kill you before the surgeon.

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