This is:
The smiles. The MDA. This is called diacritic or diacritic signs.

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Umliaut is one of the dialectical signs. Especially two points.

With GickTimes:
Uris: Observations of an object alter the properties of that object. That is what the supporters of quantum mechanics say. And I was three months watching the cat hanging under the couch and nothing changed. I was tired of it and I remembered Newton’s second law. And again gave the mass of the cat some acceleration with a tap from the leg. It’s not me, but the cat watching me. He is in the right place. Plus a minus on the coordinate in the toilet in your bowl to the Planck constant for two.
DISaccount: This is because you have a classic cat, not a Schrödinger cat.

to the entrepreneur:
This is:

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xxx: I sell car discs, set
XXX: Some people are calling.
Will you sell two of the four?
I answer them, so buy four and then sell two.
How can I sell two?
I’ll sell two of them later! ?
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Some are calling, you say?
I explained.
1st Hardly do not send, write the numbers ("I think if I have two more devices").
2nd A few is no less than two. The second number is also recorded.
Three You call the first, you confirm the possibility of sale.
4 is Sold half a set to the first, half a set to the second.

School, shit, everything has to be taught.
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The classic divorce. Once you sell the first, the second (like everyone else) no longer needs to :)

xxx: I am now making a note in the calendar for the evening: "Let’s go to bed fucking" at 23.00
xxx: and I Google Calendar offers: for example, "Dinner with Olga at the restaurant"
Wherever you go, even in the morning hours - everywhere offers dinner with Olga in a restaurant
I think Google is worried about me.
YYY: GG, the link to Olga does not offer?

chatty
Girl 1: I am bad.
Girl 2: No, I
Girl 3: And I am a bigger loooh.
Boy: Fuck, who threw an apple in the chat with the inscription "The Worst"?! to

A great lesson on traffic rules from third-class drivers. There was a task for students (with the help of parents) to make posters with visual agitation (drawings, slogans, etc. on the subject of PDD). One boy from a not very prosperous family brought an A3 sheet with large, red, scattered letters:
Know the Rules of Driving, the rest until P***A!! to

I call the provider today, Inet is missing:
The internet has disappeared.
Hi, we also have.
- O_O

This is:

I’m talking about microwaves, so I decided to share:
I put the cup with the pen to the door, the timer for 30 seconds, I open - the pen to the door
Timer for 35 seconds, I open - pen to door
40 seconds, I open the pen to the door.
Timer for 50 seconds, I open - pen to door
Yes, I can put the timer at any time, the pen will remain in a convenient position.
This is not magic, it is a model of the microwave so loves the order, as put, and took.

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Maybe it just doesn’t turn inside? and :)

X: There was electricity. Behind the window hell and shit, minus temperature, ice and rain. We sit at work. Suddenly in the building like a training alarm and from the loudspeakers in the ceiling sounds: "Dear employees, there was a fire in the building, we ask you without panic to go down the stairs to the street."
The first thought – “Let’s go your ass down from the 17th floor on foot. Have you seen the weather?"
I think in case of no training alarm we will burn up here...

and LOL
Y: We listened to the sirene from the factory last Thursday.
Y: with thoughts "and fuck it in the mouth"
Y: So in case - bombed right on the workplace

I sit in the kitchen and cut the salad. Suddenly, on television, they declare "Salt, with reduced sodium content." Zavis. I think I should put a salad with chlorine.
Am I not understanding something?

To a vibrant topic - "What do people read in the toilet?"

I was here a few days ago in the same organization and went to the toilet (the toilet itself in general requires a separate story because there are no such in every apartment - a shower cabin, a bathroom and all that). Well so here. And on the snow-white toilet contained a book - a biography of Stalin.

Sdn: When I was a kid, I leaned a plate with a borsch on myself. I was popularly explained that it is better to pour on the table than on the clothes - and lean away from yourself. Now I look at two smurfs and a note, and I think - a har with her, with clothes...

The news:
The widely advertised “smart” glasses of Google Glass are gradually losing their followers. Moreover, the chances of the device to appear in the near future in the sale are very low.

The most popular comment:
Yes, I just passed the information, I don’t know, maybe rumors, or maybe the truth, but I’t want to. There was an infa that the girl was not included. and :(

Idiots are generally very dangerous, not even because they are necessarily evil, but because they are alien to all considerations and always go across, as if the road they have found themselves on belongs to them alone.

Saltykov-Shchedrin

The daughter caused his wife to become hysterical and panic when, instead of "Daddy's fever dropped," she told the telephone "Daddy was cold."

The order must be purchased no later than tomorrow at 09:45,
Or your order will be cancelled.
Take into account the start time of the box office, c 10:00!

My grandmother told my grandson not to get married early. My grandfather got married at the age of 21, and what’s good? No car, no yard, no child is born, no money. (Thinking of Hm. What did I think of?

<111> bgg.. today met on the road my old "knowledge", who whimpered me as a child.. saw me and said "o.... yeah what, so far what?“" (Well, after work I just... often I can’t wash everything off of me".
I calmly get another forged tease and say "No... I’m a Kuznetsov!1"
Percentage of peaceful separation)
<222> And that sounds like it. "I am a cowboy!1"
I don’t get anything with my "I’m Sisadmin!!1" = (
<333> Toughened Laminated Safety
<222> And the drum.
<444> Kernel panic out of the trousers. Real and ceiling.

by Geektimes:

We take the cheapest smartphone (we have an iPhone 5S at hand)

Serginio: Superman cowards really work!
Krosha: How is it?
Serginio: I went to the mail, send the package, and there...there are no rows and three operators are working O_o