They went like that with a girl on the bar, there was a lot of all kinds of hernia, they lay down on what, and there was a woman sitting in her chamber on a chair as she was so important and she traded fur products: collars, mantles, manches, etc. And her pride was a collar on a coat in the shape of a drop of nork fur on a separate trimpel in the shape of a drop.

approaches my girlfriend for a long time he considers meets him in his hands, says to me, "Try what soft" and turns to the saleswoman, who has already felt a good earnings and a big smile in all her golden mouth, declares to her loudly as follows:
"Why do you need to go to the bathroom?"

I'm not just laughing at fur products, fucking I'm proud of my girlfriend!! to

Why is the pot empty on the bed?
Vivan755: the alarm
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! to
Vivan755: My Nokia killed doesn’t ring, it just vibrates, so I put it in the pot...

To the quote:

What grass did Leo Nikolaevich Tolstoy cut before writing the next passage?

The telegram was from my wife. Her signature with a blue pencil, "Anna", came first into his eyes.
...
Peter, stop the car. I’m going to St. Petersburg,” he said to the lace."

Two points are drawn to attention here. First, it is unclear where the signature of the blue pencil on the _telegram_ came from. Second, the character asking to stop the car sits in the hotel room."

I explain to the fools:
1) The telegrams are called so because they were transmitted by telegraph, using the Morse alphabet. The device issued either a long strip with points-tyre to be deciphered, or, if it was a writing telegraph (in 1839 such appeared) - a twist recorded in blue color. Seismographs still paint in blue, you can see.
2) "Stop the car" is the order of the lackey to run out on the street and catch the pitcher.

Local Forum
Theme "friendship between a boy and a girl"

One of the answers...
“Smart words... scarcely intelligent people can read the last line at once.
I read somewhere in a clever chapter that male friendship originated in the old-fashioned times when our ancestors chased mammoths with spies.
The meaning of her was in the mutual benefit, support and trust of the men of the tribe unrelated to each other by relative ties. Without this, the hunt could not have been successful, accordingly, the entire collective tribe would not have survived... well and so on in the same spirit.
In our time, men do not chase mammoths with spies, but the principles laid down then are still alive.
The relationship between man and woman is based on other principles... the creation of a family, the continuation of the family...
A man cannot have with a girl the same relationship as with another man.
And if such a friendship exists, then it will eventually cease to exist or flow into a friendly relationship... which only proves the rule and does not refute it.

If you are friends with someone of the opposite sex (just friends) then this person has someone to fuck with without you.

Two days before the end of the call. I sit in the universe, I came to recover. In front of the cabinet in which the dean distributes diplomas stand two sergeants of the militia (for recruits they came to the army to take).
There is no one in the audience.
The mints get upset and start to go away, but they notice me:
How old are you, why not in the army?
I am a soldier (I served in the army)
A.A. What are you doing here?
I do, I will study.
You’ve been in the army, have you been in the army?? to

These people are protecting me.

RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR What to do? I have to read 30 pages of documentation, I can’t concentrate because all thoughts are just obscene and corrupt.
What do you do in such cases?
D©t®: nothing )) to divide the thought process is necessary )) half-globe is 2!
Superalenka: What do you think, am I now thinking with my brain?
D©t® :D

czc: today washed with wet wipes
G: And what then?
Czzz: Dad asked where I got the money on the notepad...

Kolmar
In the woods, there is a loc - the lower city.
I sit at night, my eyes cling, I run there and here the name goes out on the entire screen: Nizhny Novgorod
I think Russified.

The clouds are dissatisfied with the life of the cloud. c) Taraskian

Nigeria in 2007. We, two Russian African scientists, are going to

United Nations Mission in Lagos, the country’s largest metropolis.



Before leaving the highway, a taxi driver begins to attach the belt.

At the time, this was rare in Russia.

I wonder why he does it. The answer is very Soviet.

"and otherwise the hoisters will be fined". We ask – "and what, here is

The police" The taxi driver replies – "Yes, they are at the crossroads".

At the crossroads stands a beautiful woman in an orange vest. We before

People in orange vests on local roads.

construction workers, now we look – we see, and indeed

It is written "Police". Daria photographs, we go on.

We drive 20 meters.



Suddenly, I hear a loud knock on the car. We are surrounded

A crowd of local haishnikovs, they crawl into the car with bits and scream something.

The front door (where Darya sits) with a threshold opens, in it

The glowing face of a beautiful haishnita, which stunned.

crying out: "Give back the camera!!!!!!!!!!". Thanks to God, Daria

He sticks into it with both hands and does not give up. A healthy hoodie.

He sits on the back seat to the right of me, the other to the left.



The main claim is why they photographed without asking for permission.

And now, they say, pay a fine. 12 thousand nairs. The amount is colossal.

Before yesterday, our colleagues bought off in close situation from local people.

copniks (without form, just from the spana) for 1000 najr. We begin

I would say, yes, of course, we will pay, but in the Russian Embassy and

After drawing up the protocol in full.



I start calling the phone of a familiar employee of the embassy. The Horsemen:

"Yes okay, let go, why these difficulties – as much as you want

Do you pay?"

We pretend that 1000 nairs may be enough for the hoppers, but

The price of haishnikovs is probably higher; therefore we offer 2000 nairs. Daria is

It also requires that the haishnica be photographed with her, because we

We are already friends. The hoisters do not break for a long time, then they agree. We pay

We get out of the car, we go to the side to take a picture.



Suddenly a man comes from behind and begins.

with a silent cry to tear off her orange vest from the haishnica.

Some more men run, between them and the haishniks begins.

The fight. We rushed back in a taxi – there was no taxi driver – he

He stayed and watched the fight with interest. They run away from all sides.

crowd of people. Darya says, not if the trial will start over us now

Lincha and shouldn't take the first hit the other taxi and hang it?

Where the eyes look.



There is a taxi driver. We tell him to leave here as much as possible.

rather than. We go. Do not follow us. Daria asks what it is.

The men attacked the Haishnikovs. He says – "the soldiers". He adds that those

They saw that the haishniks were taking money from us and like they decided for us.

Enter and get the money back. We do not believe our ears. I ask

with different words. But the taxi driver persistently gives answers with this.

of meaning.



This is the fight against corruption in Africa.

In Russia it has become fashionable to shoot pseudo-historic blockbusters with the participation of

The famous pseudo actors.

How did you find out about this site?
I am a registered user.
Is it true? Are you interested in dating?
I am a 32-year-old Sisadmin who works in the basement. I am interested in acquaintances.

The IT Crowd

Conversation on Skype.
On the one hand, there are sounds of fierce strikes on the key.
Make the keyboard quieter!! to

Pizdec... she was offended by me because she gave me pictures of herself in a swimsuit, and I didn’t masturbate on them...

Konaegrit: I think many of the series "Doctor Who" have watched. There, the protagonist’s time car looks like the London police cabin of the 1950s. This is explained in the plot by the fact that once in the apparatus was a masking mechanism that changed the appearance of the machine under the environment, so as not to attract unnecessary attention: somewhere in ancient Rome the car would look like an ancient statue, for example. But one day, when the Doctor was in London in the 1950s, the mask broke, and the time machine forever remained the police booth of those years.
I wonder, if she had a Doctor in modern Moscow, would he continue to travel through the ages on the bio-toilet?

Chat La2
Necr(x) and Orc(u):
X: How many virgins are needed to color a 180 x 200 cm plate with blood?
If you cut one

by Anvil:
The name was changed in the United States.)
The Spring:
I know (I know the color)

xxx: by the way about quas... grandmother told stories from life (with village talk)
Meanwhile! →! to
by Chavoo?
Vankya in the quas nasraaaal!! to
The fu! I can’t tolerate impurity!! Go to Jave!!! to
Yyy: Running to feed ichthyandra.

Have you ever met beautiful, smart, diverse and free girls?
They just sit down and read...

Foxtrot
I jumped the foul, put, cried and went to sleep.
Foxtrot
A very good game))