From the news:

Militia of Pervoralsk disrupted the action of ecological grief
The organizers were told that the balls fired into the sky could get into the helicopter with Putin and shoot him down.

The birthday of one of the staff members is celebrated. The culprit of the celebration, taking advantage of the position, feeds the present ladies on a canapé of fruits, putting the canapé directly in their mouths (and ladies can not refuse and can not, the nominee, like no one, and also their boss...). At this point, one of the women present wants to say a toast.
XXX: "health, happiness...bla-bla-bla...", and ends "this is what a galantine man we have, the whole department gives in the mouth!"
Depending on the pause, XXX realizes that something is wrong...
Laughter in the collective.
The head of the entire collective (YYY), too, we must say, a humorist, looks at the nominee (his subordinate), and with a disgraceful way, and regret:
YYY: "Well, I’m working so much, I haven’t given it to anyone yet, and he’s already giving it to the whole department!!and "
The group just rushes to tears)))

My husband recently said:

You sleep, I go to work. I ate breakfast, shaved and dressed. I come to kiss you, and you are so cute lying down, smiling in your sleep, wrapped in a blanket. I can’t endure, I lie next to you, I embrace you, I embrace you, I kiss you, I condemn you – what a good, sweet, my favorite, my kiss, my leg... here you open your eyes, you look at me and you say, “Password accepted!” and you close your eyes and cut off.

You need to sit less behind the compass.

We have one assistant at work, Gene, and yesterday a boss approaches him at work:
When will you put a fence on me?
- I can put a stick, and we will put the fence of the entire brigade.

c) Dussick

by Lapochka:
I thought he was very serious, he was always shy, he worked in court. And then in the working documents saw the folder "wii" ))
Anne is not. This is the Criminal Inspection.
The Sugar (

Av220: I didn’t do a lot of nonsense just because of my natural laziness

I make a sushi menu for a cafe, and so crazy in the eyes of the names, that instead of smoked hornet, smoked hornet, the customer wrote a pastal))

Listen, I think I am bisexual.
WOW: Is that why?
XHH: You know, when I watch porn and the operator shoots a man’s ass for 10 minutes, I’m... I’m not moving any further...

<Fahrain>... sleeping tired toys...
<Hiades>... the books sleep...
<Alien>... clothes and pillows...
<Hiades>... the guys...
<Fahrain>... hidden in the dark and waiting for the boys...
<Alien>... the bloodthirsty pillows...
<Fahrain>... you will bite both ears...
<Citrus> and then the whole back...

Becoming a data recovery specialist is very simple – just forget to make a backup.

vlas: you hear what Kudrin in live broadcast "Vesti 24" says: "The fight against corruption is a great evil for us!"...o_O
I guessed something like that.)
What a bitter applause in the room!! to
Genri: The same minds.

F1loSOF
Suddenly I realized that for happiness I lacked the current of the rod.
In the first she doesn’t cheat, in the second she doesn’t require gifts and attention, in the third she makes me better.
height 190 weight 40 kg yeah she's just a model crazy

Sale of souvenir soap:
Seller: Buy and Wash Your Favorite Girl "Little, A Little"
XXX: And to what extent should a girl be polluted to wash her?
Seller: An explanation for those who are not very. Wash your favorite girl in the bathroom.
YYY: What if I don’t like washing soap?

The boss is on a trip to China.
At the question of what to bring, the subordinates had very different answers: Chery QQ (there is cheaper), green tea, a vase of the Ming dynasty. But the most brilliant was the phrase of one man: "We don't need special gifts, better accept Buddhism and stay there in a deaf mountain monastery forever."

XXX: The Good Goals of Lech. You will get! I can recommend one almost unbeatable reception. You’ll just beat the girl on the pitch! ))
YYY: The bullet?

Neighbors with a pearl, neighbors with a pearl... my neighbors are fucking every night...

Television that the last time such a warm November was recorded was in 1917.
2: Yes, it was really hot there. November 17th of the year.

Mamicle is the best? Oh yeah thats.

Pizdec describes the situation of health, education, public health, the army, the police and the economy in the Russian Federation in general and my life in particular.

xxx: Then I called myself, (the waiting service is included) and raised the phone, so for calling myself, I was removed money! They are greedy!
YYYY: 1 Why did he call himself?
2nd Why took the phone? How did you get the phone from yourself?by eek:
Three What is MTS to blame for? Ask him to issue a tariff "Call yourself for free!"

So what about you? ?
The shoes are very comfortable.)
Continue to))
What to continue here...? The mood is like that... well, and most importantly – a smile.
Between the shoes and the smile???
I don’t hair them, they’re so soft.
I slowly remove your hair.