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[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №73116
 18.11.2012
SK> If I had written a diploma, it would be called "The influence of the French Musketeer on the orientation of others."

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №73115
 18.11.2012
Discussion of the Joint Walk:

Gregory
Fuck, you have to hold the pen.

Svetlana
Well, not necessarily a pen, but preferably)) or I will have to tie a pillow on the pop)

Gregory
Bind the sofa.
When you fall, I will sit on him next to you, embrace and rest, morally preparing to overcome another three meters under the screams JOBBING my legs disconnect save help don't let go of my hand and I will go away.

[ + 19 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №73114
 18.11.2012
...and yet our emblem is correct - two liberals look aside and do not see what is happening under their nose...

[ + 48 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №73113
 18.11.2012
- Boys, don't look for "There " in clubs and bars.
She sleeps at home at night.
What fucking shit? To knock at the window?

[ + 40 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №73112
 18.11.2012
Burzumcheg: a friend brought an ancient system, said the operative does not pass...you would see his rod when I got it, blinked on both sides, knocked back... and it worked.

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №73111
 18.11.2012
XXX: I think I will never be able to be true with the amount of study that I have... I will have to put my brain into textbooks anyway) I’m a kind of educational prostitute.
YYY: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
XXX: But you can’t hide from the truth... In the world of study, I’m a very miserable person. Even the group tried - did several items at once... and it happened that even all night! Oh yeah, I’ve tried it in a public place – right in the cafe! And in the metro. Where am I going.
YYY: Ahphah a in the church???)
XXX is no. I would not have come before! I worked in my own room in the Maldives. And then on the beach.
YYY: Ahahha stop it! My turbulent fantasy does not lead me there.
XXX: Just I will remind you of the magical word "TUTORIAL!!" ;
YYY: Maybe without them?
XXX: Yes, I don't always use them, sometimes everything is pure by memory and by background)
But it is not safe, it is better to use textbooks.

[ + 83 - ] Comment quote №73110
 18.11.2012
He lived a good ppepod and he did not give anyone an absolute "insatisfactory" assessment. And he taught, I have to say, something like a BJD in the water institute. The boys came to the point that they decided to get a couple for a dispute with him. And here is one of the athletes (C) enters the ppepod (P) and follows the dialogue:
B – Buy a ticket.
(C) (beep the ticket) I know!! to
Q. How are you. Okay, beat it again.
C: I don’t know that either. In general, I am not ready. Goody, maybe better...
(P) - Hey no, wait, take another, suddenly you know!
(C) Yes, and I don’t know that!
(P) – Hy-ka, let’s see... Ta-a-ak-s, action in case of a ship fire... Hy, young man, what are you going to do?
I know a-a-a...
Think, think and think! Hurry to!! to
(C) – Hy-y-y... Hy-y-y... Probably nothing...
(P) It is very good! You have to panic!! Four balls...

[ + -1 - ] Comment quote №73109
 18.11.2012
A happy family is when dad works and mom is beautiful.

[ + 48 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №73108
 18.11.2012
Today, I took revenge on all the drivers.
I went out to the balcony to smoke. Plunged down. He fell into a pigeon.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №73107
 18.11.2012
by VIO:
Why did the political thought in the East arise earlier than in the West?
The sun rises there earlier.

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №73106
 18.11.2012
I go home after Insta. On Saturday night, the cat is there, the bags are loaded with food. The bag is on the legs. It’s frozen like a cockroach, the brain doesn’t cook. The rest too... and here... I’m going across the bio-toilet... a new one, a blue one.... the shock is going............. I thought, the cockroach has already gone. I wanted to call 03..... and it turned out, the man went to the toilet without a whistle, opened the door and carried it somewhere.... half an hour later watched, thought, glucose or not... =))))

[ + 30 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №73105
 18.11.2012
Is there anyone who wants to combine alcoholism and mountain skiing?
yyy: Ahaha, incompatible things, stop them.
XXX: How is it? How do you invent new tricks?

[ + 34 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №73104
 18.11.2012
No dictator has yet managed to teach the shaved monkeys to be humans by organizing shootings, torture, emergency trials, making their people slaves.

Listen, naive man, and you are now definitely not a slave?You have not taken a loan or a mortgage and you do not go on three jobs as an obsessive, just to have a place to live and what is there?The whole country sees nothing but work, just to survive, without even having the strength to set other goals.
What if the money suddenly falls?Right, nightclubs, limousines, boxes of drinks and snacks.More?Buying football clubs, building houses andining mistresses.I don't see any difference between a poor office rat, a crazy rapper and an oligarch - all three in the spirit of a slave.And you're an idiot if you haven't understood it yet.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №73103
 18.11.2012
Linus Torvalds said that after reading Tolkien in the original, he incredibly pumped English.
YYY: Didn’t you try to pump English like that?
XXX: I will not take it anyway :(
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY?
XXX: The Father

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №73102
 18.11.2012
How much time?
and 8.51
Can not be!
Her clock has changed...
No more Russian clocks.

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №73101
 18.11.2012
Send a thousand error reports to Microsoft Support and get a backup certificate for free!

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №73100
 18.11.2012
There was a Churov report on the shortcomings of the U.S. electoral system.
Report of the Russian Foreign Ministry on Human Rights Violations in the United States.
We are waiting for the report of the director of AutoVAZ - on the shortcomings of American cars.
and c)

[ + 22 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №73099
 18.11.2012
There are a lot of female hormones in beer. Like men’s pulses and breasts grow... well, I drink beer. Where are the breasts?? to

[ + 16 - ] [4 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №73098
 18.11.2012
The situation at work: a new employee is arranged, a conversation with the boss.
Now put a painting under the date.
Do I have to drink and sign the contract?! to
On the contract at the bottom of the sheet is a date, underneath it put a drawing.

[ + 129 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №73097
 18.11.2012
A acquaintance told me.
One evening, a bell knocked on the door, on the threshold of the mint. Very polite
Ask for assistance in an important matter. I have agreed.
They immediately removed the sewage pipe in the toilet instead.
She was wearing a thick wooled hose, and the other end was sunny.
In a plastic barrel. There were two understandings nearby. They began to run into the apartment over me. It turned out he lived there.
The drug dealer. He went straight into the bathroom and washed. and type, I
You can’t prove anything, haha. The drug is already in the menus in the barrel.
understood are recorded. A poison dealer in the city.
became less.

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