Igor_Iv: I suspect that when it happened, the ruling elite angrily demanded that the Emergency Ministry explain what happened. In just 5 seconds!!! to

Gest: Okay you... that’s called – "tendence". 30 years ago, scientists were called to the place of the fall, now they are calling an emergency, and in 30 years, they will be calling a cross march.

On the site of the famous mailbox - news about the iPhone 7.
... and a body made of liquid metal.

The commentary:
Annaiel
Liquid metal?Remember in the movie he fell asleep at Android.

It requires a system administrator.
222: [quote="Polza"] [quote="PELMEN"] requires a system administrator.
And the services of the incoming system administrator will not arrange you? I have my own company, I can devote time to you T.91**** Sergei

333: The system administrator can’t quote? I would not take.
222: Sorry, I did not quote Sisadmin, but his secretary.)
444: Sisadmin, who needs a secretary to quote - I't take either :D

BookMaster, 18.11.2014 11:11:20:
I don’t have plugins on the PS SS =( there are no underwater stones?

Denisof, 11:11:59
Are there underwater rocks?

Denisoff, 11:12:17
There is a rift in the entire lagoon.

*xxx translates the text from French
XXX is a bad language. This is the word...crab! Or a sucker. And the most offensive thing I can’t understand from the context is whether it’s a mackerel or a sutier!! to

Issue 12:19:56
set the task - "to draw a beautiful announcement on acceptance of utility payments"

Col I, 12:20:14
Are you also a designer?

Eve, 12:20:23
This is done in the program.

Eve, 12:20:28
You have to be a programmer.

Eve, 12:20:33
All logical

I am, 18.11.2014 12:21:09:
Nowadays, programmes are

Eve, 12:21:13
Yes Yes

Eve, 12:21:28
very comfortable. You are a programmer and you don’t know.

Design website for the employer. He liked it and decided to order a company style.

We discuss what info to place on the business card - the customer man is cool, bats, even shaped a scheme - what information to insert.

Showing me a business card sketch - the VK icon and Facebook in the corner.
I show him on them: And why icons, references?
He: And this is what?
I: These are pictures.
Let them be references! Let them go, what’s the problem?
I: Ssyylky... on the vision... iiiz буумаааги...

The customer sits, looks at me, says nothing, only tastingly blinking. A minute blinking eyes. Then he pulls his hand to the paper where the sketch is drawn, knocks on the VK icon and says: "Class-Class".

It’s crazy, everybody happens.

I finally got rid of the nightwish singers. Where it resembles Rotara, it is Tarja, it is grass. There where the fucking Birk is Anka. And where the pipet is the new Flora, it is really scary to call it no trut - it will come and webet.

American calling 911



Did you call 911, what’s your problem?

123 Main Street

Okay, what is going on there?

I would like to order a pizza (well, another phone joke)

You called 911.

Yes I know. Can I order a big pizza? Half pepperoni and half with cheese, mushrooms and pepper

I’m sorry, you know exactly why I called 911?

Yes, how much time will it take?

Okay, Mom, are you okay there? Is there a threat to your health?

- Yes, it is (a moment of awareness, admit, before that moment you thought, "well what a stupid woman")

And you can’t talk about it because someone else is with you in the room?

Yes, it is all right. How long will it take?

The nearest patrol is approximately a mile from your location. Is there a gun in the house?

No is

Can you stay with me on the line?

and no. I am waiting for you, thank you.



The dispatcher broke this address through the database and detected repeated cases of arrests for domestic violence. When the officer arrived at the scene, he immediately saw the woman in a bad condition and her drunk boyfriend. Boyfriend was arrested for beating, and the controller remembered that call forever.

Nonamia by Nonamia
I'm looking for a 28+ age and 175+ height but I just don't want to shine here with photos:\ I'm a middle+ developer. You can ask questions.

Grez
What is the difference between an abstract class and an interface?

Many people tend to confuse two concepts: “Fatherland” and “Your Supremacy.”

Saltykov-Shchedrin

Russia will soon have a visa-free regime with peace
and Mastercardless

Wi-Fi in an airplane is a big deal. You sit like that, you commit in git :)
...
The fucking coders are now like pigeons: they fly in the clouds and collapse in the repository.

by DenisMartin

Why do people have cerebral fluid?
This is a type of thermometer.

During the talks with the customers, we sat in a restaurant in Moscow and drank tea with biscuits. The cake cost 200 rs for 5 pieces. I asked – what kind of websites we make, not cookies at such prices...

I recently broke the pattern.
I recently woke up the alarm.
I couldn’t understand that for the whirlwind, the melody there is such that the dead will rise up.
And here yesterday I wake up and see a painting of oil.
He sits in front of the phone and as soon as he starts playing the alarm, he turns it off.
The Fucks
Well, I took and put off the alarm solution math examples.
Waiting to learn to count (rofl)

Sea cats are increasingly raping penguins on the island of Marion off the coast of Antarctica, scientists have found out. About the causes and features of unusual sexual behavior of lawned legs is told in the journal Polar Biology.

Yyy: good to be a cat, and a seafood.
Maybe a penguin, but not that.

zzz: Gone about whales - here they have a worthy device with self-directing to the target

Yyy: It’s just wonderful to be a big whale.
But a penguin is not that.

We were disconnected from the water for an indefinite period of time.

Day one: I bring 1.5 liters of water for the teaker, the co-woman - 0.5. I drank coffee a couple of times and washed the cups.

Day two: I bring 1.5 liters of water, the roommate brought nothing at all. I drank coffee a couple of times, the cups washed nothing.

Day Three: I bring 0.5 liters of water and a single-use glass, roommates nothing. I drank a cup of coffee and the woman went out to see the neighbors.

Day four: a camaraderie with a solemn look reports that they have given water. I take the juice out of the bag and put it on the table. The expression of the camaraderie’s face at this time is invaluable.

Going yesterday under the snow with a nephew we walk, and sliding like, she tells everything and tells and here on the word to walk she slides and it turned out to be a very ringing summer! All the passers paid attention to us, the nephew understanding the situation, speaks even louder and continues his story...
I am proud of her.

My cat recently barely brought me to gray hair. I went to the shower, and this infection, as it turned out later, slept under the shell. I think about life, all that... And here the cat sneezed! Imagine what it feels like when you wash alone in your bathroom and suddenly someone sneezes behind your back??? I thought I would drown the cat right there!