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[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №12310
 08.11.2008
Survived the fucking. The digital age. Picture with oil: a dust, 20 kilometers to the district center, in the field sits a man with a laptop on his knees. The goat passes.

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №12309
 08.11.2008
Same fucking
If a person is sitting at home and does not go anywhere and no one wants to communicate with you, it does not mean that he is a dull shit.

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №12308
 08.11.2008
Today in the box office, I stand next door, I hear from the window:
"Today at 18:00 everyone will die and I will stay".

Only on the third repeat I understood what it was about =)

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №12307
 08.11.2008
I Kaspersky marked all the lengthy games as potentially undesirable, and after all, it’s right)))

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №12306
 08.11.2008
At three o’clock we went to the camp with a friend. We fight, we go back. There are two guys behind:
1st What did you not ask the guys?
2nd What is my face?? to
Fucking guys, go on.

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №12305
 08.11.2008
After Obama’s convincing victory in the U.S. presidential election, Viktor Yanukovych somehow immediately went to the solarium.

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №12304
 07.11.2008
She sleeps, sleeps, sleeps, sleeps with whom she has met. And about the spid, the spid did not hear.
I just heard the advertisement: use the adidas tyres!
I love you, I need to know. She decided to become a man!
Her dear friend will give a good advice: you need to take a thousand or two from clients!

He is fucking!!!!! to
She: I didn’t sing to you the most important piece.
She: You see guys, that’s not everything. Remember guys, Nastya is a prostitute, the girl is rich and lives for fame. Who will find her managers?

He is: well well!
He is happy.
She: Where are you there?
He: The bodies are so perverted that it is impossible to believe!
Destroy to the death of a frightened society!
The flesh is rotten day by day.
They are called the messengers of hell.! to

She: What a mouth
Death is leprosy! Oh yeah, I forgot the most important thing.
He will subdue you and kill you.
No more chance of a normal life.
The proka will grow over time, your body will soon change!
The appearance will be so terrible that you will be stunned by one of its appearances!

She is: Enough!and (
He: and that I would never hear of the Prostitute Nasti again.

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №12303
 07.11.2008
Conversation of two Russians on the English-language Irk channel
XXX: When will we already play?
Tagged: suxx
yyy:U cant even build wright English sentence...
That you there pizdish?

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №12302
 07.11.2008
About our previous admin even the Marsians said that he was from Saturn

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №12301
 07.11.2008
VIKTORIJ@ (10:20:31 6/11/2008)
You read my thoughts.
Qwert (10:24:34 6/11/2008)
Reading your thoughts calms you.
Qwert (10:24:43 6/11/2008)
Silence always calms.

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №12300
 07.11.2008
A good odmin on the question "What do you do?" answers not "I work", but "At work" :)

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №12299
 07.11.2008
VKontakte at the defach. 20 years. Friends gathered and recorded the track: the title "Ola’s birthday"
text: oppa-opa green urticaria, 20 years and the nipple is not ugly!)))
(c) A/A KaSH

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №12298
 07.11.2008
Mother, taking the 17-year-old girl from the department (drinking beer in the wrong place), said the phrase: "All good people came to the menta: Lermontov twice, and Solzhenitsyn in general for 10 years." Ugo was comforting.

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №12297
 07.11.2008
Four pairs end up upsetting quickly if the two of them...

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №12296
 07.11.2008
Will Smith will be the president of the United States :)

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[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №12295
 07.11.2008
Instructions for TV. A lot of different languages. Everything seems to be written normally: Bulgarian, hrvatski...
But on the page with the Ukrainian language the inscription is proudly beautiful: "English"

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №12294
 07.11.2008
Why was Red Alert 3 upset?
IzZz9: well... imagine... you chew the biggest anfet 8 years... you chew, you believe that it will be bigger and sweeter than the previous eye delicious), and here in 9 years you are given this anfet, you are unfolding it... and there... BARBARIC BLAT!

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №12293
 07.11.2008
A friend told me. February We are in line for a beer. And here the body comes out of the neighboring house - in family trousers and shorts. The whole stuff, the tattoo is not only on the face. "Well what is it? This was his last phrase!" This was his last phrase. From the same entrance comes out a aunt in a coat and says: "Go home, gallery of hooves! They are all French!"
c) Deuce

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №12292
 07.11.2008
What has fallen, it has rolled... and you won’t argue...

[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №12291
 07.11.2008
Dwarfych (11:55:08 27/10/2008)
Why Do You Want Keno? Did you become Leonardo?
Anhe (11:55:36 27/10/2008)
Dawn of Agah
Dwarfych (11:55:48 27/10/2008)
Not the Dawn
Dwarfych (11:56:07 27/10/2008)
Student of the Old Splinter Rat
Anhe (11:56:32 27/10/2008)
Are you familiar with the old Splinter rat?
Any fool can do it.
Dwarfych (11:56:46 27/10/2008)
You won’t believe it, but I was once 12 years old.
Anhe (11:57:01 27/10/2008)
Mish, these details emerge.
Anhe (11:57:17 27/10/2008)
What did you do at the age of 12 with a rat, Splinter, who taught turtles to fool? O.O
Dwarfych (11:57:45 27/10/2008)
Stop to! I didn’t say a word about turtles. You are burning!

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