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[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №105622
 18.11.2014
From Khabr, about the "direct broadcast" of inquiries in Yandex
by 111:
Don Kamil translated
What is PromoCode
How the begemoth sweats
Why am I an idiot

222 is not bad.

Techniques of Machine Doing
Polymers in Aviation
If you are not in a mood
Genital organs structure
June 7, 2014 Storm

And a little bit of romance...

Clenbuterol leaves
Persistent women please
Poetry of Essen
A warm autumn coat
Harmony is a joyful dance

444: So this is where modern pops texts take...

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №105621
 18.11.2014
The mood was raised in the subway.
rainheart372: m
Milain: Engineer : "Let the door go, please, and I will take you for it to the next station"

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №105620
 18.11.2014
Post in the Topics of the video, where a naked girl sings, shown from all angles.
In the comments:

and qvintus:
Chess and Mat, Viagra!

[ + 25 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №105619
 18.11.2014
There is a lot of beauty in the world without vodka.
Y: for example tequila

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №105618
 18.11.2014
As my mother says, sclerosis is not painful, but it needs to be treated
YYY: How is it?
XXX: Do you think she remembers how?? to

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №105617
 18.11.2014
xxx: I am not an engineer, but we also decided to put political science here in 5 courses. It’s from the west of Ukraine, it’s the shit of the guys.
yyy: "Who has not jumped has not given up"? :D

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №105616
 18.11.2014
This is:
Yesterday I drove on the road, in several sections.
On the sidelines were bushes of sand in groups of 5-7 pieces.
All the cows of the same size.
40 liters each. Distance between dogs
equal to 3 meters. In every shit.
Tagged with "Sand" The WTF?

Did he ride on the road for the first time? In the winter, under the snow figure figure figure out what a bunch - snow there or sand. And so the indicator - that there is sand and if it is on the track, then here it is.

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №105615
 18.11.2014
In the Australian city of Cairns, a half-and-a-half-meter serpent of the kind of brown booga was found dead near one of the houses. An employee of the zoo control service who arrived at the call established that the frog died by biting himself.
The specialist initially suggested that the snake had received some kind of injury, and then tried to bite itself for the affected area. "I think she committed suicide not specifically," said the expert of zoocontrol.

[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №105614
 18.11.2014
xxx: The insult of the participant, the more the moderator, the more me!!! to

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №105613
 18.11.2014
Your diploma is not so ready that the paper for it grows in a forest that has not yet been planted because the seeds for the trees are stuck in a black hole. and c)

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №105612
 18.11.2014
The Interstellar.
For an hour on this planet, it takes 7 years on Earth.
Looking forward to half-life 3.

[ + 31 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №105611
 18.11.2014
From Picapforum

Xeks: The girl froze, but still tempted and slept! )) How can I make her remember me all my life?

Sorrep: Break her hand.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №105610
 18.11.2014
Vadim: What is in the wagon a man with a bag
At the entrance of the car - a woman with a child's wheelchair
Vadim: kindly says to him, “Oh, if you are singing now, we will sing to you.”
Vadim: A man with a baggage looked at the wheelchair and went into the next wagon.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №105609
 18.11.2014
We are developing a version of the site for mobile devices browsers.
The designer girl together with the boss decided to install a bright consistent blue color on the background. Visitability of the site is large, about 200 thousand. Every day in a mobile version.
Oh, just imagine, I tell her, 200 thousand. A person will simultaneously put the bricks on, seeing the Windows death screen on the phone :D. It is possible to build an office building and a swimming pool.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №105608
 18.11.2014
XX: There is nothing more pleasant than a battery near a push
XX: You enter like this, you sit on the throne, and next to it
XX: there is no bimetal fence, but the most real rigid iron battery of five sections of a thousand nine hundred of a certain year...
XX: you suck her hands, you embrace her, as in the song of the cord.
XXX: And you are going...
...
XXX: and then you pull out dirty, on your shoulders in the web hands

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №105607
 18.11.2014
In my opinion, the main thing in
Communication in foreign
Language is not skill.
Talking and the ability to understand
The Foreign Speech. If you are
You understand, but you say.
Uncertain, you will
Holding for a man
Understanding but
Having problems with
The speech. If you speak
Smooth, but you don’t understand.
You will be held... well.
You understand.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №105606
 18.11.2014
What Russia sanctions, then Belarus profit.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №105605
 18.11.2014
xxx: please help me with the code, the code is, and what specifically it means I don't know
YYY: It’s a feeling when a person asks a question, but no one asks a question. And like you want to answer, and answer nothing...
xxx: Well, there is only a code, I need to write out (explain) that every line (function, algorithm) means, I have what I know, and what I do not know please help me with this, if I need to download the code
Zzzz: No, it is not necessary. We will tell you anyway.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №105604
 18.11.2014
Cacao – get it done!
CHH: and bread with cheese
I also have a cacao. at the table. Not my truth, but I obviously forgot about it.
This is a moral dilemma. To delay is not to delay.
XHHH: good in communication, there is somebody to get rid of
I will throw a coin.
It is fucking :(
I will throw it three times.
Oh yeah fuck!
Let it lie, fucking cocoa, I’ll try again tomorrow.and :(

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №105603
 18.11.2014
Unwashed joy, joy is not considered.

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