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[ + 33 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №12290
 07.11.2008
Kamrad: I want to convey to the people the truth about why Christianity does not forbid eating apples: in fact, Christianity forbids eating apples before the Savior (August 19), if these apples are a new harvest (the harvest begins in May). During salvation, the apple is sanctified, after which these fruits can be eaten.
P.S Dear friends, we raise it up to the top, so that the question concerning religion, which is also in the top, does not mislead people (also visitors to the Bacha).

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №12289
 07.11.2008
Go to Fuck!
I can’t, I am at work.

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №12288
 07.11.2008
Talk about the fate of the world in a romantic environment... Two. He and she.

He is:
"Do you believe in the end of the world?"

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №12287
 07.11.2008
Birthday 1 November, in the night from 31 October to 1 November Halloween
It was very pleasant when a crowd of unloaded witches monsters and vampires sang a choir "Let the uncomfortable epicwalkers sing on the groves".)))

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №12286
 07.11.2008
Baggy (16:57:29 5/11/2008)
I understood why Bush was needed. After Bush, even the Negro agrees

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №12285
 07.11.2008
by Darna:
All, I’ve gotten rid of playing in the sims.
I will make you there and drown in the pool.
The smoke:
People like me won’t drown.
by Darna:
You said it very, very correctly.)

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №12284
 07.11.2008
We were riding out of the city by electric car, first there was all the norm, and then we hear the station announcing the person with such a hysterical voice of the type: "The next station... the house... the house... the thief!! Coat...guy gyu" then sharply shuddered, cried, silenced "Let you fuck off the microphone!" and silence)))

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №12283
 07.11.2008
He: I am soft and moist =)
She: What will you prove?? to
He is: mm. hard and cluttered))

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №12282
 07.11.2008
and Afthar:
I am so kind today: I answer all the questions of firewall "yes"

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №12281
 07.11.2008
Drag: You went on 36 letters!
In the 36?
Drag: Yes, 12 times on the fuck!

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №12280
 07.11.2008
(Producers who work under contract)

Fuck it all, fuck it all.
2 What exactly? and :)
1. yes, how boring it is
1. sit down, fucking code)
2nd, it is
and back home :)
First, the phrase will only change a little:
"We sit in the shit, code"

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №12279
 07.11.2008
I actually learned about the election results through the tower.
I am ashamed.

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №12278
 07.11.2008
From the morning, the brother comes in all such a happy and gritty: -I imagine, I have an iPhone myself time translated -O_O A guy a couple of years with 3310 went, so you can understand

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №12277
 07.11.2008
The xxx:
Listen to. Do you know where to buy chocolate eggs?

YYYY :
YYYYYYY

YYYY :
The Big Chocolate Man

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №12276
 07.11.2008
As for operating systems, the share of Linux in October fell from 0.91% to 0.71%, and Windows rose from 90.29% to 90.46%. Interestingly, the share of FreeBSD has also doubled over the month, increasing from 0.01% to 0.02%.
o_O they noticed that I put FreeBSD not only on the stationary, but also on the notebook??? to

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №12275
 07.11.2008
Where Scotch Doesn't Hold - Switch Doesn't Do

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №12274
 07.11.2008
It is only a bad creator who controls the creation.

by konde13

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №12273
 07.11.2008
The Dinner. A 5-year-old boy is buried in a plate.

“Maam, a maam, and why is dad so late at work lately?

is coming?

“Son, you’re already an adult, you can talk, so ask him.

by Sam.

A thoughtful pause accompanied by looking at pasta on high

The elevated wire.

I can ask, but should I know everything?

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №12272
 07.11.2008
What are you doing?

A landscape designer.

It is fun! What does it mean?

I work on a bulldozer.

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[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №12271
 07.11.2008
Call from the city:
and allo! Is it Dmitry?
Oh yeah well.
and oh! Sorry to!

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