In the summer, I go by car at night. The windows are open, and the music is almost full. Brake the Gaia. I didn’t even get the papers out of my pocket. Gaez approaches, says through the window: “You stand here for a moment, my favorite song.”

Advi (c)

Even bananas travel more than I do.and c)

Today a member came to the interview on the question what is +1 answered that this is a type of approval, and I asked him about the increment - I say not the forum this, but the increment, and -1 what then?
The answer is: Exorcism?

don_ald: According to the VCIOMR of 10,000 Russians surveyed, 98% of Russians answered the question "how does Putin's dog call?"

kairoseki (12:35:31 18/11/2010)
The governor gave the blind spotman a TV

kairoseki (12:35:48 18/11/2010)
This country is the biggest epilepsy that has happened to this planet.

XXX: Have you heard it? Director removed
YYY: Did you go to the tree again?

I have the feeling that the admins of our company are the orcs of the vacha. All computers work only because the admin believes that they should work.

Hello Kesha :
5 year old nephew
Can I change the pol?
Do you? o
I don’t want to be a man.
They are brutal.
They are brutal, but they are all either goats or gay.

News on Lenta.ru
Santa Claus received a glonass navigation
It will not be a new year (

Busted Busted:
Yes, he is so TECHNAR that he even rebuilt his belt! Now the strap itself - a cutter for the cleaning of wires, a opening and a mini-split key, and three tongues in general drawn under the holes! And you still ask why it’s so hard to cook pasta!

The news:
Physicists at the European Centre for Nuclear Research (CERN) have for the first time developed an effective way to obtain and hold anti-matter particles for a sufficiently long time.

The commentary:
While scientists from CERN are engaged in some nonsense, British scientists made another breakthrough in the study of physiology, determining that the amplitude of the oscillation of the sphincter during the forge cannot exceed the diameter of the buttocks.

The 21st century...
Before you get out of the entrance, and the inscription on the asphalt is beautiful: "Light, I love you!"
And now: "Hello, we have fun with you!!and "

The xxx:
We also have a paladin at work... In the sense of a comrade with an aura – all the technique around him ceases to glitter. Even people are ceasing to dumb.
WOW :
by Nuicho?
xxxxxxxxxxx:
As you can see, he is an accountant.

And the girl and I came up with the original counteraction to the hostile grandmothers=) They always don’t like that we embrace / kiss on the street and they forever start to bruise, and give out their favorite "Stalin misses you". So we will answer them now that they "are not enough"Raskolnikov. Uninterrupted HD

I stand in a row to the store, a man in front of me paying with the cashiers gets new 10 (coins) and says, "I will pay with gold." I barely held.

A real gentleman is always ready to help a lady fuck another lady.

Wanna be wanna!! Where is your mother at the foot of the promised report of the done slavery?
I slowly take the mouse in my hand, weave it to the Word icon and with two confident moves press the mouse key.
WOW: I quickly press the keyboard keys, no click under my wet fingers! Oh wow wow! And even faster!
My fingers tremble of excitement! The first page is already printed. My fingers are sick of pleasant pain. The second page, haha!
I stopped, smoked and pressed ctr+print.
WOW: Luckily I’ll bring you this scratched report... it’s warm and smells like a printer, fucking...

Fuck all my diets if there are sweets in the house.

Arven Evening Star: and?? ???? and?? ? to
SLY_FOX is ???? ? to and??? to? ? to ! to

Arven Evening Star: Hey, say, dear, do you know the killer of Lermontov?
SLY_FOX_: Do not hold the mine for the fool! A poet, not a murderer.