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[ + 19 - ] Comment quote №12270
 07.11.2008
What grass did Leo Nikolaevich Tolstoy cut before writing the next passage?

The telegram was from my wife. Her signature with a blue pencil, "Anna", came first into his eyes.
...
Peter, stop the car. I’m going to St. Petersburg,” he said to the lace."

Two points are drawn to attention here. First, it is unclear where the signature of the blue pencil on the _telegram_ came from. Second, the character asking to stop the car is sitting in a hotel room.

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №12269
 07.11.2008
1: I think
If the terrorists captured the house
It would be fun ?
1: Asking for a grandmother
1: How far would they be sent?
1: After all, this will raise the rating of the program in the ordinary hating house 2 population!
1: ]:->
1: Imagine it
The entire male population of the country would immediately cling to the screen.
2: Yes Yes
I would have watched ?
1: and voted twice a week "Who to shoot next"
1: and the participants themselves chose at the "mined place" the next candidate "for the body hole";
2: *ROFL* burning sugar
1: once a week new "hostages" would be brought to them;
2nd Role *
Elected by compulsory voting
2nd HDD
2: But the house would be built)) because the Tajiks did not leave there)))
1 – Crazy
1 "Village 2: Draw a hole"
1: In the winter
1: "Village 2: Buried in the Nast and it will be flat"
Chapter 2: I Eat My Mother
Chapter 2: Buried Your Love
1... and grow carrots on it

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №12268
 07.11.2008
<Norb[emo mode]> Life is Terrible
<Norb[emo mode]> I will go cut the veins..
<Norb[emo mode]> to anyone >E

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №12267
 07.11.2008
by Lenta.ru
52 percent of voters voted for Obama and 49 percent for John McCain.
What is this undercover...

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №12266
 07.11.2008
Ura gasoline in the cube was cheaper by one and a half rubles and now is worth as in America a vivat antimonopoly company!!!!! to

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №12265
 07.11.2008
No, of course I understand it all, but when there is a crowd in cowards in the military commando, and one of them reads the book “The Third Reich – Hitler’s Jew” in order to spend time in line.

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №12264
 07.11.2008
-V@Ndal-: I was looking for the song "Who is to blame". The search results delighted me. It is read as chat:

The Resurrection is the Fault
Alexey Romanov – Who is to blame?
Yuri Skytun - I am to blame
Mikhail Tariverdiyev - I am to blame
Good people are the fault of November
Naive, is it my fault?? to
Valentina Ponomareva - He is to blame
TV is not my fault.
Stalin is to blame for everything.
Freestyle is not your fault.
The Kalinin Bridge – Who am I?
Alice – Who are you?
Old friend – who will explain?
Leningrad - Who Who
Big Black Boots - Who Is Here?

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №12263
 07.11.2008
Sweets with sweet stitches:
How is he in bed?

The Gold:
5 balls...

Sweets with sweet stitches:
On what scale?

The Gold:
by Richter...

Sweets with sweet stitches:
O_O

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №12262
 07.11.2008
News on Yandex.ru
Barack Obama won 52% of the vote in the presidential elections, and John McCain – 49%.

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №12261
 07.11.2008
See also: Hm Discovered inside the package "Pelmeni Siberian elite home" label with the inscription of Rishkov V.N. A poor woman, but she wants to eat.

c) sysfaq.ru

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №12260
 07.11.2008
XXX Ponchik is an American Kolobok-Pidaras, you ask why?

YYY?

XXX Round, with a hole, for the glamorousness of the pudding, sprayed with sugar powder and dried with jam. Isn’t it a pitch?

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №12259
 07.11.2008
I decided to study Chinese. Create an online training site. Everything is built on a good system of associations with pictures. So here!

The Hieroglyphic Association (short): A Musketeer Breaks His Short Short Weekly Fittle, Shyly Covering It With a Glass Bottle! O_O

Also delighted hieroglyph (blood): Blood flowed from the cake with blue cream roses!! to

Can you fuck it in Chinese?

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №12258
 07.11.2008
break down on one compilation of the archive from follower 3 to 8 gigs on 500 meters pieces, and run from one house to another with a flash can only a true fan. – – – –

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №12257
 07.11.2008
Childhood is when you don’t know exactly if you’re really fighting in a rally.

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №12256
 07.11.2008
From the Air Forum:

Somehow, due to circumstances, I was more than in close contact (at different times) with the parachutists.
These are not women, but some “adrenaline-feeding” mushrooms. The one behind the stunt pulls me, the other on the lengthy hit me to get in the air.

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №12255
 06.11.2008
Is it true that the Windows operating system was copied from the computer of the flying plate that crashed under Roosevelt in 1947?
With certainty, we can only say that there are other operating systems on the NOT broken plates.

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №12254
 06.11.2008
Aveovod: Traveling in a placard is just shit. The whole set: the children ate, then crushed into pots, the pots stood right in the car and smelled. After eating it, the children began to scream. Then the people slept, the grandmothers began to sneeze, and the men snorted. Plus, the socks from the shelves hanged and smelled ugly. The feeling is a goods wagon with bombs.

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №12253
 06.11.2008
Today was a gesture.
and worship. During the weekend, I fought with my parents thoroughly. Let me think I’ll go to work, get distracted from quarrels, and a lot of work. On the way to work along the road I see a banner:
"How is the mood?", 15 meters away from him next "Bad?", another 15 meters later the third "Army service will raise him!", and the real mood just got up immediately +)

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №12252
 06.11.2008
From a mobile communication forum:
The morning

8:19 (111): The first of us!! to

8:20 (222): The second one!

8:23 (333): The third day! ))))

8:29 (Administration) User posts 111, 222, 333 have been deleted! The reason is fluid.

8:33 (444): Aahahahahahahahahahahahahahah Now I am the first!!)

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №12251
 06.11.2008
xxxxxxxxxxx:
Tell me here...
xxxxxxxxxxx:
Why the phone may not work, which failed for six months in the box
WOW :
Charge it
xxxxxxxxxxx:
Oh fuck it!!! to
xxxxxxxxxxx:
You are genius.
xxxxxxxxxxx:
The SP (

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