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[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №90360
 29.11.2013
to this:
My wife left her homeland 20 years ago and her children were born abroad. Her son was playing a game yesterday and whenever he loses, he cried out, “Blue!” My mother heard and said:
What are you saying, son?
I don’t know, but it gets easier for me.

Same kind of. The child "foreigner", in his 17 years in Russia was 2 times. So, when he talks about this one who made him angry, he releases:"I was upset when I saw!". On my question what this word could mean, I explained - well, not to convey in words how very upset!

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №90359
 29.11.2013
Do you remember the movie with Sasha Grey?
I am... m
Ohhhhhhhh?
There was another grandmother and two men.
And the men of both of them pierced even harder.
Tagged with: facepalm

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №90358
 29.11.2013
I sit in a line at the post office, the boss complains that the operator did not correctly fill the documents. Then the boss leaves, turns around and screams, "You will never be fired from here." Now I understand where people who behaved badly in past lives will go.

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №90357
 29.11.2013
Today, the problem is not how to catch up with fashion, but how to get your feet away from it.

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №90356
 29.11.2013
A bold decision
Puma paid Pele to start tieing his boots a few seconds before the 1970 World Cup final.
Naturally, a major plan of this process got on television, and the whole world saw whose boots the greatest footballer on the planet is wearing.
Such advertising turned out to be much cheaper and more effective than if the managers of "Puma" decorated the entire stadium with the logos of their company, and this for years to ensure the success of the German company.

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №90355
 29.11.2013
On the packaging of condoms is written "Use until 2018".
Why are they pressing me? Why this hurry?

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №90354
 29.11.2013
I understood everything... There is a Trojan Box on the Red Square. At night it will open – and from there a battalion of NATO special forces will come out and capture the Kremlin.

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №90353
 29.11.2013
Behemot, what are the dreams of the crazy Russians with fire here and there? The Olympics, Messiah Do not fire? No, Messir, he’s going to get rid of them.

[ + 32 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №90352
 29.11.2013
by 111
Here, by the edge of the ear at work, I listened to the couriers discussing which car to take. One of them wants a merce of some kind for 1,300,000 rubles, the other persuades him to take a business class for 1,700,000, arguing that 400,000 rubles for overpaying for a car is not money.:-) I was just laughing. I wanted to ask him if he ever held such money in his hands.and :-)
by 222
Do you want a loan or a loan?
by 111
Damn, Sash, of course in credit.and :-)
by 222
Well clarify in the aftermath, maybe Neno's grandmother died and left the apartment
by 111
:) maybe maybe. Well then he’s twice stupid if he’s going to change an apartment to business class.and :-)
by 222
Well, yes, but maybe she left him a trunk and he sold it, bought himself a two in the building and wants to buy a car?)
by 111
Maybe so too. Or maybe he found a case with diamonds in the washing machine, bought a castle and thinks what kind of car to buy for the palace. The hammer guy.and :-)

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №90351
 29.11.2013
A woman reads a box from a Chinese device:
- Province of Xinhuang, village of Huizhen. The factory in the village is located.
- I wonder, in China "city" is to how many million inhabitants?

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №90350
 29.11.2013
Daria: if you connect to the office waffle. Who can see it?
Max: the one who knows how to get on the router, in the settings
Max: stolen some of your worth a software for tracking connections
Max is In your case, no one will notice it.
Daria: so just sitting behind the compass will not see who?
Max : No
Max: Do you think everyone has a banner on the screen?
Max: "Attention!!! The roof went to the Waffle! Attention to!and "
Max: and the light dims, and the walls of the flashes are so red!
Max: And the sirene is like that!! to

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №90349
 29.11.2013
More about "Writing in timetables"
Myth, 1-2 course shifts from schedule with a scream "aaaa aliens are attacking!!and "
In the schedule is included in the class teacher "K.H.N.J.S.Kuchuk".
Wonderful, how to find out later, the candidate of chemical sciences Jeanne Semionovna Kuchuk, the author of the brilliant phrase "Let you have a small score, but it is at least worth it!"

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №90348
 29.11.2013
Friends, remove the minus button to the left, or when you read from the tablet accidentally a bunch of minus you put

[ + 19 - ] Comment quote №90347
 29.11.2013
Jflex: They say, a barrel that carries a baby to Belarus does not look the child in the eyes.

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №90346
 29.11.2013
A friendly football site was held between the teams of the Netherlands and Colombia. The hosts provided grass, the guests marked. The ball was useless.
Copywriter

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №90345
 29.11.2013
Oksana: When our physicists will stop dealing with Uranus and turn their eyes to their own planet. When will they enrich the earth?

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №90344
 28.11.2013
I bought an ananas.
Wear all twelve.
What to do with the syrup?

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №90343
 28.11.2013
Sergey: Believe me, if the army is transferred to a contract, mass unrest will begin. Remember what I am about?
Masterstop: Massive discharge of students on their own?

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №90342
 28.11.2013
My daughter cries a little "for something":
Is there a little?
Which to you?
The larger...

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №90341
 28.11.2013
at work. We smoke in the whole department.
The head of the department looks at the corporate announcement:
A month remains to come up with something...
C1 – Think about the cabbage.
Why N?
C1 come and say: "Today I am in SHI"
The curtain...

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