Angelofnet
I am afraid of Disney in Star Wars.
Freshulk
A song, a princess, and a good ending.
Topic on one of the forums "I will give"
blond-blond: I will give the bottles from under baby food:
moderator: grow the coder from the diapers, feed his jav script in pots!
In Russia, a bottle of vodka costs about as much as a bank of red caviar. But everyone understands perfectly where there is luxury, and where the object of the first necessity.
<damned_> Damn it! Pope went to the server.
<damned_> my freebsd!?!?!?!? to
<Kaktys> damned_: what will the holy water of the sprinkled water and the catch on the smoke sensor?
<damned_> the dwarf, threatened that mice and rats will take over. Full of them here!
<vvs> now you will have orthodoxy there. I don’t know what’s worse, mice or mice.
I went to the pharmacy today. Dialogue with the pharmacist (F):
I: Yes, I have a pill for my throat.
Tag: UGU
I: From the cold drops.
Tag: UGU
I am Teraflu.
F is UGU. Something else?
I: Something else needed, I forgot!
He throws another box on the shelf.
F: Here is a glitch for memory.
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Trolls fucking
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My idiomatic language is wonderful! I can’t understand why this fucking face?
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I need to urgently consult with SEOs.
How to explain to Google’s contextual advertising that I’ve already bought shoes. :D
The Habr:
EpiChild :
Using voice recognition to control a computer, and even more so as replacing the keyboard is a deadborn idea. <...> But the keyboard as a way to enter a large amount of information also has its age. Instead of a keyboard, several cameras could be used to track all the movements of the fingers, recognize them and enter the relevant information into the memory. No need for a keyboard. On certain gestures could be hanged the call of the necessary applications. Also, quick switching between the simulated keyboard and track pain. The workplace is hygienic again.
ega25: Ugu, sit and not move. You scratch the nose, format the disk.
I sit in Inet today, went to the site of the growers of Maine Coons. Under the photo of the cat indicated her weight: 6200 kg. Something I don’t want to have a six-toned beast.
From the forum of winemakers, talk about hydroclosure:
Use of contraceptive products
yyy: I was ashamed that I put products with a strawberry taste on the banana braga. Now on apple only with apple. I think this is archival.
The theme is the Internet of Things. The new technologies...
Chukovsky K.I.
The drinker whispered:
"I can’t go any further"
Excessive filling to the face is just a wallet.
Gardening, 6 hectares, under Peter. The man found several shells on the site, called the militia, came, hung the flags, announced that the sappers would be, but - not immediately, and until then - the shells should not be touched, no one to let them, etc., and so on. A day, a week, a month passes, the man and his family are already accustomed to the shells, they are somehow familiar, but these are shells, and their place is not in the country, but in the field, and the sappers do not go and do not go. Tired of this man, he took carefully this gift to the doorstep of the local administration - and the police came, and the sappers, and quickly what was needed - did. Morality: interaction with the Russian state requires wisdom and courage.
A very clever pig persuaded the wolf to accept Islam.
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to this:
Even if refrigerators have a transparent door, people will still open it and look into it without thinking.
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The light does not burn when the door is closed.
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In the pre-last season of the series, there is a moment when Hank approaches the refrigerator with a glass door and runs, the drum breaks, a photo element in the camera lighting up!
21 in the hole.
Cat, Odmin, Mother Siberian
Black Friday in the US: prices are falling
Black Friday: the Russian ruble falls
Since the condensate began to be sold in bags, the main thing in the morning is not to make yourself coffee with mayonnaise (
The rate of the dollar almost reached 50 rubles.
"Pass" said the CBC. "Vest" said the forex market. "No 3!" said the population
Called from the provider to whom he left the application, they say (almost literally):"We were unable to send you a commercial offer, because we were not able to send you a commercial offer. I forgot to mention the address. You have the first main letter or not".
Cut me down silently with a sequel.
And with their pile they crucified me.
Pieces in the bag you put me
Take me to the woods quickly.
Buried the change.
At the dawn of the day
It hangs on me.
Loans in Dollars
Do you live like that? and c)