Smart people and fools are pleasant.

A very unfathomable sink. I once went to a ski base, peped out in a car dust extractor. We went over the road, we went over the road, the visibility of the hopposh and cars is very little. On the side, I see a dog, who stands up, then sits down, then raises his foot, but with all his appearance he tries to attract attention to himself. We get closer, it turns out to be a hoppy, naked German shepherd with a necklace, I walk to stop to look at what is written on the necklace, maybe there are data of the owner. We stop, I open the door and the dog instantly jumps into the seat and watches at me with a pleased sight, I try to push her out, she begins to swallow and lick. After a borrowing bump, I fix the two pips and we go on with the dog "on the bump", so she looks happy looking at the window. Within a few kilometers we enter some depot and the dog begins to worry, tear, knock his legs in the shoulder. We stop, I tick off, the dog ticks out, ticks my tail and rushes to the houses. And I remain astonished and with the thought that the dog was driving by car.

I found a mail on my phone with a prostitute. Scandal, hysteria and tears After checking it turned out that these were my old messages.

>> Of course, this can be solved by a ban on women’s education and low wages for women...

- In fact, all of the above plus "daughter, we found you a fiancé, you will meet at the wedding". Yes, in these days.

At the conference, the speaker asks something in the hall, someone answers him correctly.

The rapporteur says:
Great, I have a beer.
And he adds:
There is a free bar.

The responsibility for the unsuccessful launch of the Soyuz-2.1b from the cosmodrome Vostochny lies with the evangelical bishop Lucian, who consecrated the carrier missile before launch. This was on Tuesday, November 28, radio station "Moscow Speaks" protodiakone Andrei Kuraev.
“If a person does something and it goes wrong, it is a question for him to think about whether he is doing it right. It is very strange that the church seems to provide services, but never is responsible for the quality of these services. There is some problem in this," Kurayev quoted the radio station's website.
We went crazy...

Minors of St. Petersburg will be given 2,5 thousand headphones for iPhone. The phone itself will not be given. An interesting way to put them on the path of correction.

The nonsense moon

> RON: The subject of the letter: "Ivan, we will charge you E-points."

Even at the time of the first innet-shops was a joke: "Everyone who bought an e-book in our e-shop will get an e-point!"

by zlojcrash:
The Japanese have such a concept as "Giri" – it’s something like our "Debt", but not exactly:
If a person has done something good to a Japanese, the Japanese has a "Giri" - the duty to repay the good in the amount, not less than what has been done to him. Thus saved from death, the Japanese must repay the savior with no less than saving a life. In combination with the fact that, according to the Japanese concepts, to cause inconvenience to another is a terrible offence, the Japanese in a critical situation thinks approximately as follows: "I will help a person and thus impose on him a "Giri" than I will cause him a terrible inconvenience. So... I’d better not help him".
And with the stone fucking passes by.

RainbowBee: An interesting slogan for the MSU would be.

...as if being inside the events of the film could guess about everything that the viewer understands, seeing the full picture from the side. And the characters, here is the trouble, no one scrolled someone else's flashback and did not delay a multi-significant picture on a school teacher under an alarming music - "This is the murderer" - so that such a blowing cheek sofa logic could be outraged, how stupid children-heroes could not recognize the murderer in the teacher!

The IMHO:
Oh, here’s an alien egg, let’s put our heads there!
Have you been to a little explored planet for colonization? Let’s walk there without scatters. by Yuh!
And this is a terrible house, where there is a murderer with a knife / tower / alebard (need to be emphasized), let's split up so that we can all break away quickly alone!

90% of such films are based on people’s stupidity and look more like a comedy than a horror film.

xxx: You, in the Sims, the shutdown of a man to close - invaluable! He has three days of games, sits, psychodes, cuts and sleeps, then wants to eat and psychodes. And then, in three days, he dies. Ahahahahahah!
YYY: Do you understand what you described as the Invasion Festival?
by point

My parents had friends. Ordinary family couple, 30 years together, adult children, quite wealthy people in general. Once the husband came home drunk, although he was usually not interested, his wife, not thinking for a long time, decided to give him a lie for 15 days, so that it was unimportant. Then, almost 15 years ago, this could be easily verified, enough statements. While he was sitting in a monkey, a man came to the same ROVD, saying he heard that his body of his missing brother lies in a toilet hole in a private house. Since menta is unlikely to climb the pitchholes, for this they took those who sat in the monkey, the contingent was corresponding: alkashi da bomji, and among them our uncle-intelligent. They were forced to get out of the shit a fragmented corpse, which was lying there for several months, and the toilet continued to use until that day. After 15 days, the uncle immediately divorced his wife, left the house, left the business, stopped communicating with the children and went to work with a long-haul driver. He said he would never forgive his wife.

We have a new employee, you know? His name is Nikita. He is a little strange. He has a son, now 2 years old. Do you know how he called it? The goodness!
You can do better. To name the son "Pop" and to oblige the grandson to call him Aleksei.

My 5-year-old son went to my grandmother for a weekend. I asked him what I was doing over the weekend.
Son: Rita and I went to a puppet theater.
Who is Rita?
Yes, the citizen is alone.

Yesterday I went fishing on the first ice. The fish is lacking air, it is looking up.
YYY: Did you catch a lot?
XXX: The box needs to be reworked
YYY: Did not come in?
XXX: It went very well. I skipped skiing in front of the lake, but I know the ice is still weak. I’m going, every step in 3 iterations – won’t it shake? He came to the place, made a hole, got the cage, put a box and sat on it, as usual. So here: the area of the box was less than the area of skies! There was a straightforward break! I managed to jump, pull out the box - and run skiing to the shore! I didn’t listen to it or not. So you need to attach the faner to the box below so that it does not fail.

If I, an atheist, are handed to read some "Life of Serafim Sarovsky" with a commentary, say, there are arguments that God still has answers to all your questions... I will only look at the donor as a nearby: the question of whether there is a god or not, for me has long been closed, I am not going to waste my time reading another religious nonsense.
You might think that anyone who laughs at a girl from history would have done differently.
So why not imagine that she feels the same about scientific literature?

Biblical Abraham came to the idea of monotheism, beginning to worship in turn the lamps and elements.
If I have a firm life position, then there was a path that led to it. The process of reflection. So I can argue against any opposite idea. At first, this process was going on within me.
For this, it is necessary to at least understand the subject as well as the main counterarguments.
To read everything in a row and argue with every troll nobody will. But a dispute with a worthy interlocutor and reading generally accepted literature should not spoil the mood, on the contrary.

Discussing the distribution of a known group.

X: Beware!Name of tracks not signed,me saved discogs in the fubary
Y: The golden times of the band.And the names of the tracks fans should know right away.
Z: A very interesting idea! And if there is no music material on the disc, then fans should sing on their mouths.

Agnostically :
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

Much closer to another practice is to get acquainted with different views, ideas, theories, to submit them to consideration, to agree fully/partly or not to agree.

Well, I, as an agnostic, am familiar with different views - with atheistic, and with religious-fanatic, and with religious-pofigistic (they consider themselves believers, wear the symbolism of the faith, but do not observe the rites).
I do not agree with them. Next What?

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

And then – that you have your own life position, which you can justify if you want and need, without calling those who do not share it, by default fools. And that is wonderful.

Q: Why does a creature that sees only heat have a trophy of room temperature?
WOW: Maybe he warms them up before enjoying watching his collection?
What do we know about the ghosts of collectors?
Darkest Dungeon has a mini-boss Collector. Inside, on the floors of the caftan, human skulls hang. Can chase fear on the entire group of players by attacking the "show of the collection" when it opens the floors. Exhibitionists are fucking!

There must be such a Robin Hood who takes energy from children and gives it to their parents!